My brother and I are having a "Bad Zombie Joke" Competition.
Brother:What does a vegetarian zombie say? "GRAAAAIIIINS."
Me:What does a… more weatherman zombie say? "Gee, it looks like it might RAAAAIIIIN."
Brother:What does an angsty zombie say? "This is so LAAAAAME."
Me:What does an unshaven zombie say? "My beard is so long it looks like a MAAAAANNNE."
Brother:What does a forgetful zombie say? "Excuse me, sir, but I've forgotten your NAAAAAME."
Me:What does a celebrity zombie say? "I have so much FAAAAAME."
Brother:What does a blind zombie say? "Oh no, I lost my CAAAAANE."
Me:What does a conductor zombie say? "I drive a TRAIIIIIN."
Brother:What does a flight attendant zombie say? "Everybody out of the PLAAAAAANE!"
Me:What does a zombie say to the dog trainer: "Hey, your dogs are so TAAAAAAAAAME"
Brother:What did the zombie staying at the hotel say? "This floor is dirty, someone call the MAAIIID"
Me:What does a r… [view original content]
My brother and I are having a "Bad Zombie Joke" Competition.
Brother:What does a vegetarian zombie say? "GRAAAAIIIINS."
Me:What does a… more weatherman zombie say? "Gee, it looks like it might RAAAAIIIIN."
Brother:What does an angsty zombie say? "This is so LAAAAAME."
Me:What does an unshaven zombie say? "My beard is so long it looks like a MAAAAANNNE."
Brother:What does a forgetful zombie say? "Excuse me, sir, but I've forgotten your NAAAAAME."
Me:What does a celebrity zombie say? "I have so much FAAAAAME."
Brother:What does a blind zombie say? "Oh no, I lost my CAAAAANE."
Me:What does a conductor zombie say? "I drive a TRAIIIIIN."
Brother:What does a flight attendant zombie say? "Everybody out of the PLAAAAAANE!"
Me:What does a zombie say to the dog trainer: "Hey, your dogs are so TAAAAAAAAAME"
Brother:What did the zombie staying at the hotel say? "This floor is dirty, someone call the MAAIIID"
Me:What does a r… [view original content]
Not really... Well, he partially introduced me to shooter games, and that's where my gaming experience kicked off.
And, i don't have a brother. I have two
A little one and a big one.
Okay, with this, i give all i got.
Stupid Zombie Jokes
*Q: What do zombie cows eat?
A: Graaaaiiins!
*Q: What is a zombies prefer… moreed mode of transport?
A: Traaaiiins!
*Q: What kind of underwear and socks do zombies wear?
A: Haaaanes!
*Zombie 1: "Hey who's keys are those?"
Zombie 2: "Jaaaaanes"
*"I was walking by a zombie optomitrist store and they had a sale on 2 for 1 fraaaaaames!"
*"My zombie friend just bought a xbox 360 from eb gaaaaames!"
*"A zombie once went to see the magic of David Blaaaaaaaaine!"
*"A Chinese zombie once approached me and said "Zhai shun shuo zeeeeeiinnss!"
*Q: What did the zombie buy from the jewelery store?
A: Gold chaaaaains!
*Q: Why did the Zombie have hunger pangs?
A: Because he had gone 2 weeks without braiiiiiiiins!
*A stampede of zombies crashed a party and the cops showed up. There were bodies all over the place. The cop said, "Let's get outta here, this party is dead."
Not really... Well, he partially introduced me to shooter games, and that's where my gaming experience kicked off.
And, i don't have a brother. I have two
A little one and a big one.
Kill bitches and headcrabs . But then again, me and my sister are kinda close to eachother, and she has a PC, so I try to show her MMO games and such, but none that's worth mentioning (unless WoW, TWD and Dota)
I don't do co-ops. I play alone.
*puts on glasses *
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
No, seriously, we can't fathom each othe… morer. We can't stay in one room together for more than 5 minutes.
5 FUCKING MINUTES.
I'm fucking serious.
But anyways, the only co-op we do is on Garry's Mod. We just derp around and kill bitches.
Comments
Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?
The living room.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
I think that would be me.
Something, something...Kennys Mustache!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
You looked it up didn't you? Lol
took me a while to get that one....now i can't stop laughing.
Lol, yeah, it's a good one.
This is one of my favorites so far.
This forum is EGGcellent.
Oh, you have a brother? Was it him that inspired you to be a girl gamer?
At that point, there'll be No Time Left and No Going Back...
I'm canadian and I disapprove the EHHHHHHH joke
This!
which president was least guilty?
Lincoln. He is in a cent
A friend from Glasgow sent me this the other day:
XD
Not really... Well, he partially introduced me to shooter games, and that's where my gaming experience kicked off.
And, i don't have a brother. I have two
A little one and a big one.
Sorries
Oh nice, I have a little sister and I'm trying to hook her up with gaming. At least she liked WoW and TWD, so I consider it a half victory
Maybe she'll find 'em interesting one day :P
My bros and i are kinda obsessed with gaming sometimes. Yep. We're a gamer family.
Q: Who abandons you in a hospital room and bang your wife?
A: Shaaaaaane!
Just "kinda obsessed"? Hehe, it must be cool to have someone in your family you can share gaming experieces freely.
...and we'll be in Harm's Way...
Jesus! Sucha a long pun streak!
Do you have ps3 or ps4? :O
Why? :P
So, Shrek came out 13 years ago.
He didn't really strike me as a homosexual...
Oh, we don't. We just have a computer for each :P
Our relatives have PS3s. Man, when we come over, we practically RAPE the controllers.
I just didn't wanna offend. So you're okay?
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Hey, what happens to chemists when they die? They BARIUM! :P
A computer for each? What coop games do you play, if you play?
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I don't do co-ops. I play alone.
*puts on glasses *
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
No, seriously, we can't fathom each other. We can't stay in one room together for more than 5 minutes.
5 FUCKING MINUTES.
I'm fucking serious.
But anyways, the only co-op we do is on Garry's Mod. We just derp around and kill bitches.
Kill bitches and headcrabs
. But then again, me and my sister are kinda close to eachother, and she has a PC, so I try to show her MMO games and such, but none that's worth mentioning (unless WoW, TWD and Dota)
In Episode 1 of Season 2 Luke saved Clemintine because he arrived at the scene of the zombie trying to eat her in the Nick of time...............
Ignore this.
I don't get it. :P
What?