Funniest conversations
what was the funniest for you ?
for me :
Pimp : lot of f* up people in fable town
BigBy : like who ?
Pimp : Try looking in the mirror
for me :
Pimp : lot of f* up people in fable town
BigBy : like who ?
Pimp : Try looking in the mirror
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Snow: Good morning... Or evening...
Guy: Ha... Yeah
(?) Gren won't remember this.
Bufkin: Bricklebit
Bigby: What does that mean?
Bufkin: It makes animals shit gold.
*Bigby stares at him*
Dee: "Exactly our intention. He's been a good sport."
Dum: "Consider the shit stopped."
Snow: You mean Children?
Toad Jnr: "It has a Weevil."
Snow "Cool."
My choice- Let's [glass him].. maybe it means a toast or to get him another drink. He's had a rough day, and I'd like to be on his good side, or even be friends with him.
What happens- Bigby completely demolishes Woody's face with the glass.
Me- .........
Georgie: FUCK! This is a dance club! The hell am I going to play while the girls are on stage tonight? Harmonica? Kazoo? Whistle a happy tune?! Fucking unbelievable! Bloody come on then!"
and
Not really a conversation either but when Bigby was piecing together the crime scene the options were hilarious.
*bitten apple at the scene*
"Murder makes him hungry"
*dress that looks like Snows old dress*
"He was a crossdresser"
My brother was laughing his ass off while watching my play that part.
Then at the end of episode 3 I show up and he's instantly talking shit, BAM punched him right in the face. Man that was so hilarious and awesome.
That, and the *Gren won't remember this
Outside on the porch steps of the woodlands apartment, Bigby finds a tore fabric of jeans as it seems
Bigby walks to Snow and kneels down to her skirt and compares the fabric to her skirt.. Snow says "What.. are you doing?"
Bigby then says.. "better to be thorough" Snow gets a little anxious and says "Sure, just... hurry up. We don't have much time"
I thought he just wanted an excuse to go all up close to her, but in a more serious thought he just wanted to make sure Snow wasn't hurt.
Bigby:" Fuck off Bufkin."
Gren: "I haven't felt this good in a long time, fatboy."
Bufkin: "And I'm hungover, I'm sorry!"
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Faith: You look like shit.
Bigby (excited): Wow! Tell me what you really think!
Beast: Have you seen Beauty?
Bigby: Yeah, I did.
Beast: Really? When did you see her? Just now? You saw her just now?
Bigby: She told me not to tell you.
Colin: Your job is to beat the shit outta fables?
Bigby: Sometimes I take them to the farm.
Colin: Fuck. You.
Mirror mirror blah blah able, blah blah blah about this fable.
Beauty: Hold on Bigby! I can’t just let you go into any room you want; I mean, what if someone’s in there?!
Bigby: I’m on a case, you never know what might be useful.
Beauty (reluctantly): Fine!
weird noises
Bigby opens the door
Guy: Hey! Hey! What the fu--?
Bigby: Sorry!
-Did she gave any indication as to what she was thinking?
-Yeah, she gave an indication she was pissed at you by saying that she was pissed at you.
Bigby: I gotta say your place, it looks expensive.
Beast: What’s that supposed to mean?
Bigby (with a stupid face): I’m just sayin’ nice place you got here!
Snow: Of course, because why half-ass being a complete sleezeball.
(after kicking down the door to Greenleaf’s house and almost hurting ‘Rachel’)
Bigby: Shit…I mean crap!...
Bigby: Sorry, we weren’t aware this was a munchkin’s house.
Rachel: Well Dorothy, it isn’t!
Bigby: That’s a girl’s name! If I was any less secure in my manhood, I’d take that as an insult.
Woody: Yer nod geddin shid bech!
Bigby: Say that word one more time!
Woody: Wad? Bech?
(gets kicked in the mouth)
Bigby: What did I say?
Number 1 or number 2? For your sake, I’m hopin’ it was two. Otherwise you’re probably shitting your pants right now.
Bigby: He's an asshole
Snow: I know. That was about an 8 on the asshole scale. Wait.. asshole scale? That doesn't sound right..
Crooked Man:"You're not going to kill me"
Bigby:"You bet your life on that?"
magic mirror: "you know the rule."
Bigby: "I don't have time for this shit."
magic mirror: "you impatience is callow, you're needlessly cruel, but have some respect for our histories rules"
bigby: "Mirror, mirror, if your...able tell me all about this fable."
magic mirror: "see was that so hard"
bigby: "yeah, I'm about two seconds away from kicking a hole in ya"
5 mins later Bibgy goes back for information
Bigby: "mirror, mirror, blah blah able...blah blah blah about this fable."
Bufkin : "It's say 'Bricklebit' in an older elvish hand."
Bigby: "what's "Bricklebit?"
Bufkin: "a magic word."
Bigby: "what dose it do?"
Bufkin: "makes animal shit gold."
Bigby stares
Georgie: "lot of f* up people in fable town"
BigBy : "like who ?"
Georgie : "Try looking in the mirror."
Gren: "whatever, it's alright, I'm too out of it to get into it."
Gren: "I don't know where Lilly's shit is. Check holly's room, I dunno. but I won't wake her if I was you. sleep walkers and trolls, I think that's the rule, maybe ogres too."
Bigby: "Thanks for the...."
Gren: actually, bigby, if you'll excuse me, it seems that I'm going to pass out. what a day, am I right, sheriff? what a f****in day" (Blacks out drunk)
****(?) Gren won't remember this****
Bigby and Snow are having a close moment as Snow touches Bigby's arm
Then...
Colin-Yeah you were really fucked up man, you looked like when you get an action figure and bend it's limbs the wrong way.
Jack: Good luck with that glamour, Toad.
Toad: FUCK off!
Bigby: It wasn't murder, I was just hungry.
Colin: You don't see me ripping the flesh off your bones!
Bigby: But you would if you could.
Colin: Yeah