Officer: There was this girl once she was the worst one. Crying and snotting all over right where you're sitting. She starts kicking the back seat like a fussy baby on an airplane. Then she starts crying out to her moon of her life. Noncy! It was all a big mistake! It wasn't me! They caught her red handed! Posting that comment, in CAPS as the boys came through the door, she sits in my car saying bloody murder that it wasn't her. I bet she even believed it herself. It goes to show, people will up and go mad when that pic is posted.
You won't have to worry about that no more. You finally found the courage within yourself to tell me how you feel. That's admirable, Woodbury. You're still a sociopath, but lonely no more.
You won't have to worry about that no more. You finally found the courage within yourself to tell me how you feel. That's admirable, Woodbury. You're still a sociopath, but lonely no more.
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Okay, Noncy is 99% and this chick is my 1%.
So technically, she does make up the last one percent of my everything.
Farting consistently for 6 years and 9 months will produce enough gas to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
OK!
I am glad you read it then!
heh.
Dick Assman.....
Officer: There was this girl once she was the worst one. Crying and snotting all over right where you're sitting. She starts kicking the back seat like a fussy baby on an airplane. Then she starts crying out to her moon of her life. Noncy! It was all a big mistake! It wasn't me! They caught her red handed! Posting that comment, in CAPS as the boys came through the door, she sits in my car saying bloody murder that it wasn't her. I bet she even believed it herself. It goes to show, people will up and go mad when that pic is posted.
YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM NATURE
So you do have control over me. That's what you wanted all along, wasn't it ?
Fun Fact: We all had little gills in the womb.
Fine, you got me.
Just like you said - I'm a lonely sociopath.
noncys probably still going to have a titty attack...
Well wouldn't everything be 100% ?
1% is 99% away from that so not really everything...
Noncy will understand. Noncy always understands.
Watch me.
you guys don't love me back?
Okay, so, she's...... my "almost everything"?
I NEED A PLACE FOR THIS WOMAN IN MY HEART, JUST A LITTLE PLACE
PFFT I knew that!
Okay fine. But I'm just saying, Noncy might be jealous. She wants all you're attention on her and her bounciness.
Funny fact, Gavin Hammon was voice acting the Furby;D
NATURE IS IN YOUR HAIR, IT IS IN YOUR STUPID LITTLE FACE, IT IS IN YOUR THROAT, IT IS IN YOUR NIPPLES.
NATURE IS EVERYWHERE.
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE IT.
Her majestic bounciness is the only thing I dream about at night, trust me.
Oh but I can.
You won't have to worry about that no more. You finally found the courage within yourself to tell me how you feel. That's admirable, Woodbury. You're still a sociopath, but lonely no more.
Yeah I love you bro.
I bet she's watching us right now....
Well, you must be!
I LOVE YOU TOO JESUS
Okay fine, I love you. No homo. Not that I'm against homos, you know what I mean right?
WELL THEN..........
Fun fact: a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
BEAT THAT
I love you man. I love you.
I feel like this friendship has been taken to a whole new level.
MAXIMUM HOMO
I love you too, brah
gives Twistee a brohug
YOU BETTER BE PRAYIN' TO ME
If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
and over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
Good. I love you too. In a totally platonic, friendly way.
Friends with benefits ? You're still my BFF, but you like me. I will not break your heart.
... Okay....?