ugh, CiD. I cant use Skype, but I might use that Vocaroo thing. But there is like no room in my house with no people in it. So they be like "Rachel, why dafaq you be talking to your computer like dat??!" idk, I'll try to think of something.
BTW I'm also sick so if i did it, my voice sounds alot different than normal
The 11 Commandments of Jadenism (created by AWESOMEO and Woodbury)
1) Thou shalt wear a worried look on your face at all times. 2) Honour thy newborn babies for they are the most intelligent beings to exist. 3) Thou shalt remember The Great Gatsby and keep it holy, for It is one of the greatest movies of all time. 4) Thou shalt not watch "After Earth", for it is the worst and most evil creation of the M. Night Shyamalan and is co. produced by Beelzebub. 5) Thou art forbidden to wear any sort of garment which shields the hands, for Jaden Smith, our Lord and Savior, has provided us with foresight of such body parts, and they shall be kept holy and consecrated forevermore. 6) Thou shalt abhor school, for it is nothing but a contrivance used in the interest of brain washing the youth. 7) Thou shalt not uphold to any other idol except for our Lord and Savior Jaden Smith, save for perhaps Jonah Hill, and only on days when the LORD is feeling especially generous. 8) Thou Shalt Endorse The Habit Of Capitalizing Every Word, For Jaden Thinks It Looks Cool And Intelligent. 9) Thou shalt always be aware of the fact that thou just don't "get it". YOU DONT YOU DONT YOU DONT!!!!!!!10) Thou shalt pledge to devote thy life in the pursuit of swag and #MONEY. 11) Anoder uan bekuz fukk de popo I m gad.
ugh, CiD. I cant use Skype, but I might use that Vocaroo thing. But there is like no room in my house with no people in it. So they be lik… moree "Rachel, why dafaq you be talking to your computer like dat??!" idk, I'll try to think of something.
BTW I'm also sick so if i did it, my voice sounds alot different than normal
The 11 Commandments of Jadenism (created by AWESOMEO and Woodbury)
1) Thou shalt wear a worried look on your face at all times. 2) Honou… morer thy newborn babies for they are the most intelligent beings to exist. 3) Thou shalt remember The Great Gatsby and keep it holy, for It is one of the greatest movies of all time. 4) Thou shalt not watch "After Earth", for it is the worst and most evil creation of the M. Night Shyamalan and is co. produced by Beelzebub. 5) Thou art forbidden to wear any sort of garment which shields the hands, for Jaden Smith, our Lord and Savior, has provided us with foresight of such body parts, and they shall be kept holy and consecrated forevermore. 6) Thou shalt abhor school, for it is nothing but a contrivance used in the interest of brain washing the youth. 7) Thou shalt not uphold to any other idol except for our Lord and Savior Jaden Smith, save for perhaps Jonah Hill, and only on days when the LORD is feeling es… [view original content]
We gotta come up with some sort of legit prayer. Like that Kenny one.
"Hail Jaden, full of swag. The #MONEY is with thee. Blessed art thou among (???) and blessed is the (????). Holy Jaden, Son of Will, pray for us peasants, now and in the hour of our death. Amen."
We gotta come up with some sort of legit prayer. Like that Kenny one.
"Hail Jaden, full of swag. The #MONEY is with thee. Blessed art tho… moreu among (???) and blessed is the (????). Holy Jaden, Son of Will, pray for us peasants, now and in the hour of our death. Amen."
The 11 Commandments of Jadenism (created by AWESOMEO and Woodbury)
1) Thou shalt wear a worried look on your face at all times. 2) Honou… morer thy newborn babies for they are the most intelligent beings to exist. 3) Thou shalt remember The Great Gatsby and keep it holy, for It is one of the greatest movies of all time. 4) Thou shalt not watch "After Earth", for it is the worst and most evil creation of the M. Night Shyamalan and is co. produced by Beelzebub. 5) Thou art forbidden to wear any sort of garment which shields the hands, for Jaden Smith, our Lord and Savior, has provided us with foresight of such body parts, and they shall be kept holy and consecrated forevermore. 6) Thou shalt abhor school, for it is nothing but a contrivance used in the interest of brain washing the youth. 7) Thou shalt not uphold to any other idol except for our Lord and Savior Jaden Smith, save for perhaps Jonah Hill, and only on days when the LORD is feeling es… [view original content]
The 11 Commandments of Jadenism (created by AWESOMEO and Woodbury)
1) Thou shalt wear a worried look on your face at all times. 2) Honou… morer thy newborn babies for they are the most intelligent beings to exist. 3) Thou shalt remember The Great Gatsby and keep it holy, for It is one of the greatest movies of all time. 4) Thou shalt not watch "After Earth", for it is the worst and most evil creation of the M. Night Shyamalan and is co. produced by Beelzebub. 5) Thou art forbidden to wear any sort of garment which shields the hands, for Jaden Smith, our Lord and Savior, has provided us with foresight of such body parts, and they shall be kept holy and consecrated forevermore. 6) Thou shalt abhor school, for it is nothing but a contrivance used in the interest of brain washing the youth. 7) Thou shalt not uphold to any other idol except for our Lord and Savior Jaden Smith, save for perhaps Jonah Hill, and only on days when the LORD is feeling es… [view original content]
The 11 Commandments of Jadenism (created by AWESOMEO and Woodbury)
1) Thou shalt wear a worried look on your face at all times. 2) Honou… morer thy newborn babies for they are the most intelligent beings to exist. 3) Thou shalt remember The Great Gatsby and keep it holy, for It is one of the greatest movies of all time. 4) Thou shalt not watch "After Earth", for it is the worst and most evil creation of the M. Night Shyamalan and is co. produced by Beelzebub. 5) Thou art forbidden to wear any sort of garment which shields the hands, for Jaden Smith, our Lord and Savior, has provided us with foresight of such body parts, and they shall be kept holy and consecrated forevermore. 6) Thou shalt abhor school, for it is nothing but a contrivance used in the interest of brain washing the youth. 7) Thou shalt not uphold to any other idol except for our Lord and Savior Jaden Smith, save for perhaps Jonah Hill, and only on days when the LORD is feeling es… [view original content]
The 11 Commandments of Jadenism (created by AWESOMEO and Woodbury)
1) Thou shalt wear a worried look on your face at all times. 2) Honou… morer thy newborn babies for they are the most intelligent beings to exist. 3) Thou shalt remember The Great Gatsby and keep it holy, for It is one of the greatest movies of all time. 4) Thou shalt not watch "After Earth", for it is the worst and most evil creation of the M. Night Shyamalan and is co. produced by Beelzebub. 5) Thou art forbidden to wear any sort of garment which shields the hands, for Jaden Smith, our Lord and Savior, has provided us with foresight of such body parts, and they shall be kept holy and consecrated forevermore. 6) Thou shalt abhor school, for it is nothing but a contrivance used in the interest of brain washing the youth. 7) Thou shalt not uphold to any other idol except for our Lord and Savior Jaden Smith, save for perhaps Jonah Hill, and only on days when the LORD is feeling es… [view original content]
I trust you but it's a video of me singing and actually trying arkwardly to embarrassing aint no one got time for that :O might tho I'll think about it
We exchanged promises of revolution in the expanding darkness, I won't let anyone interfere with everything that is to come in the future! >:D
Jadenism will slowly grow and thrive.
I trust you but it's a video of me singing and actually trying arkwardly to embarrassing aint no one got time for that :O might tho I'll think about it
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Zoom into the page, it was really hard fitting them in those tiny stone tablets xD
O_O
ugh, CiD. I cant use Skype, but I might use that Vocaroo thing. But there is like no room in my house with no people in it. So they be like "Rachel, why dafaq you be talking to your computer like dat??!" idk, I'll try to think of something.
BTW I'm also sick so if i did it, my voice sounds alot different than normal
@Markd4547 @Dont_Look_Back Look here, it's zoomed in:
http://prntscr.com/433ozx
Insert sarcastic laugh gif.
That's not a real answer.
Show thy face and you shall hear thou art sing XD
Dude... This is like, I can't even ;_;
In a good way or a bad way?
E:<
The 11 Commandments of Jadenism (created by AWESOMEO and Woodbury)
1) Thou shalt wear a worried look on your face at all times. 2) Honour thy newborn babies for they are the most intelligent beings to exist. 3) Thou shalt remember The Great Gatsby and keep it holy, for It is one of the greatest movies of all time. 4) Thou shalt not watch "After Earth", for it is the worst and most evil creation of the M. Night Shyamalan and is co. produced by Beelzebub. 5) Thou art forbidden to wear any sort of garment which shields the hands, for Jaden Smith, our Lord and Savior, has provided us with foresight of such body parts, and they shall be kept holy and consecrated forevermore. 6) Thou shalt abhor school, for it is nothing but a contrivance used in the interest of brain washing the youth. 7) Thou shalt not uphold to any other idol except for our Lord and Savior Jaden Smith, save for perhaps Jonah Hill, and only on days when the LORD is feeling especially generous. 8) Thou Shalt Endorse The Habit Of Capitalizing Every Word, For Jaden Thinks It Looks Cool And Intelligent. 9) Thou shalt always be aware of the fact that thou just don't "get it". YOU DONT YOU DONT YOU DONT!!!!!!!10) Thou shalt pledge to devote thy life in the pursuit of swag and #MONEY. 11) Anoder uan bekuz fukk de popo I m gad.
PRAISE JADEN, PRAISE OUR LORD!
Da fabulous way.
Why can't you use Skype?
thnx
Dont feel like it. Because stuff and thaaangs
Hail Jaden, full of swag, Will Smith is with thee.
We gotta come up with some sort of legit prayer. Like that Kenny one.
"Hail Jaden, full of swag. The #MONEY is with thee. Blessed art thou among (???) and blessed is the (????). Holy Jaden, Son of Will, pray for us peasants, now and in the hour of our death. Amen."
Fanks m8
Damn, I need to think about this.
We took it so fucking far, I like it.
Ya need geezus. XD
Praise!! thy will get jiggy with it with thy commandments :DDDD
We shall dance in the name of our Lord and Savior Jaden!
I can't even believe we did all this, lmfao.
Sir, you spelled Jaden wrong.
What's real if our eyes aren't real?
OMG SHAKESPEAREAN LANGUAGE NOOOOO
lmao
I tried to send you my voice clip, don't forget that B]
I trust you but it's a video of me singing and actually trying arkwardly to embarrassing aint no one got time for that :O might tho I'll think about it
We exchanged promises of revolution in the expanding darkness, I won't let anyone interfere with everything that is to come in the future! >:D
Jadenism will slowly grow and thrive.
I learn so much in here.
It's more like Biblical English, trust me, it can be worse.
10000 likes I reached the milestone :'D
YESSSSSSS FINALLY :''''''''''''D
PARTYALONE
Bring on the next 10000
WOOOOOOOO!!! CONGRATULATIONS MARK!!!
We have to make this work, Daniel. The entire human race is counting on us.
Lol, but I heard it wasn't bad. Send it if you want to man, don't sweat it. B]
Pro, don't try to match Jaden's wisdom, you won't succeed.
Do you ever feel like putting on an Elmo or Cookie monster costume, and just going around dancing?