Greetings friend, I have news for you. You're acquainted with Rashad from New Jersey, correct? That African-American man was recently murdered by some drug dealers, who were armed to the teeth with AK-47s, among other heavy weapons. I shit you not, he was dealing drugs in Staten Island, when the rival dealers suddenly drew their firearms and shot him repeatedly. In fact, one of them empty emptied an entire AK-47 magazine into Rashad's head. His untimely death does not upset me, largely due to the fact that I've been having sexual relations with his significant other. Regardless, you should refrain from selling marijuana or cocaine-laced blunts near the Park Hill Projects, my friend. The area is being monitored by undercover police officers and other assorted law-enforcement personnel.
I'm going to tell you all a little story in Staten Island/Five Percenter slang. Mad props if you can translate it into English.
Ayo B!… more Word up, ya'll know Rashad from New Jerusalem? Ni$$a just got played out by some d-boys with mad biscuits, the Allah Knowledges an' shit, namsayan? Word is bond, I see the god slangin' in Shaolin, an these d-boys pull joints an' start bucking mad shots at the god, nahmean? Banana clip in the domepiece, word is bond. I ain't trippin' or no shit, god is up in his earth's guts, namsayan? Word up, don't sling mef or wools in Park Hill, B. Jake and devils all over the hood, feel me?
Why yes, I have been listening to too much Method Man and Biggie lately, why do you ask?
EDIT: Click the spoiler below to reveal the translation.
Okay, so, if anyone gives a crap, i'm gonna go away now, on a trip to Barcelona. I'll be back in two weeks and i'll make sure to show you all photos from the aquarium and the zoo and Sagrada Familia! I'll miss you guys!
I do sometimes but the video is always terrible till the film is out for a while . I only go to the cinema if the film is guaranteed awesome Xmen,Avengers, Captain America etc nothing like the cinema for blockbusters though
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I just pointed it out.
Simon thank you a fucking lot XD
THIS SHIT IS OSSUM BUT WTF
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Greetings friend, I have news for you. You're acquainted with Rashad from New Jersey, correct? That African-American man was recently murdered by some drug dealers, who were armed to the teeth with AK-47s, among other heavy weapons. I shit you not, he was dealing drugs in Staten Island, when the rival dealers suddenly drew their firearms and shot him repeatedly. In fact, one of them empty emptied an entire AK-47 magazine into Rashad's head. His untimely death does not upset me, largely due to the fact that I've been having sexual relations with his significant other. Regardless, you should refrain from selling marijuana or cocaine-laced blunts near the Park Hill Projects, my friend. The area is being monitored by undercover police officers and other assorted law-enforcement personnel.
I had a chance to try homemade root beer once, that shit was amazing,
This is THE shit.
All y'all Yankees and y'all's weird talkin' and shit.
On a scale of 1 to 10, it was a 10?
Yeah, "forgot' that you're 13 >.>
Kenny: "Clem, you know how to translate Ebonics, right? You're, ya know...urban?"
Clem: [Glass Him]
Vern literally always looks like he has no idea what's going on, ever
Awww no. We'll miss you!
Goodbye!
Clem: NI$$A WHATCHU SAY?
MOAR
So, do you guys want more photoshop or should I just stop?
What a dumbass xD
Is this the "train dodge" scene?
Do whatava you want boy.
Haha, yeah :b
Look at his face tho, lmao. He looks almost as dumb as Jaden.
No, do more!! Never stop!!
Lmao Vern is awesome. xD
Yesh!
Lel.
Lmao, damn Rafoli!
And that is why you don't buy DVD's, watching it online like a real pirate is the best, matey!
Oh shit SORRY JADEN I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE FUN OF YOU
DON'T SMITE ME PLS
Lel.
O_O
What. The. Hell Its this conversation you guys are having??!
XD I would buy do want
His face is like "oh no I forgot to take a shit before I left the house"
Well, its better then the actual hunger games 2 movie.
I do sometimes but the video is always terrible till the film is out for a while
. I only go to the cinema if the film is guaranteed awesome Xmen,Avengers, Captain America etc nothing like the cinema for blockbusters though
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LMAO xD
They are awesome moar pls
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"i would buy do want"????? XD
Sucked that bad huh?
Lel.
Poop was released yesterday. Felt great.