Hail Arvo, full of chicken, the dance is with thee.
Blessed art thou amonst Clukers and blessed is the one who died for you, Mike. Holy Ar… morevo, Father of Mike, pray for us peasants now and in the hour of our fast. Chicken. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdSalyTmPWo Arvo Is Love, Arvo Is Life, Arvo Is Law, Arvo Is God.
I was only nine years old
I loved Breaking Bad so much, I had all the merchandise and seasons
I prayed to Heisenberg every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Heisenberg is love" I say. "Heisenberg is life."
My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Heisenberg
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I lay in bed and it's really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Heisenberg
I am so happy
He whispers in my ear "I am the danger." > He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my asscheeks for Heisenberg
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Heisenberg
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Heisenberg looks him straight in the eye and says, "Stay out of my territory."
Heisenberg leaves through my window
Heisenberg is love, Heisenberg is life
Two random French teens just swam to me and asked me if I want to play catch-up with them. I agreed. And we just played in the pool for half an hour together. I don't even know their names.
I just realized how cool it is - having fun with absolutely random people.
I overheard a conversation between kids (all boys):
BOY 1: I'm handsome!
BOY 2 : Really?
BOY 1: Yep, what about you?
BOY 2: I'm not..
BOY 1: I'm not handsome either.
BOY 3: See? I told you I'm handsome.
ME: O_o
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"Just REEACH--OAHH!! Just RUN! Just RUN!!"
Well, Chuck is here. We all lose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QSRChDM-Ns God I'm good at being an owl
Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris. So as far as Bruce Lee is concerned, this battle is over.
@Markd4547
Night disappears into the shadows
God dammit, Noncy.
You'd just leave cold hard cash on your bedside table before you go to bed..
we like all arvo's so yeah :U the black one Is god
This is even a debate Jackie Chan is mere mortal Lee could take out an army of chans with a death stare so the prophecy foretold.
WINNER
Bruce Lee
Arvoism is a beautiful thing ;}
ARVO IS LOVE ARVO IS LIFE ARVO IS LAW ARVO IS GOD
GOOD NIGHT MARK!!!
Bruce Lee got Jackie trippin hard
Okay, good night, my brain's way too tired
@AllThatRemains
ATR, plz no
obai mark
G'night hope I'm in your dreams
Well, I'm going to sleep now. @AllThatRemains I left a 100 bucks, so make sure you leave the change. I'll be waiting for your arrival.
Howdy strangers.
ATR is gonna have a busy night.
no new part today ....
My biggest fear is my eye getting gouged out or something sharp plunging in my eye. One thought about this makes me sick...
What are you doing? I am just chilling by the pool, living a life of luxury~
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Deadpool! I've never really paid any attention to this character before but this looks cool.
http://vimeo.com/102096664
Two random French teens just swam to me and asked me if I want to play catch-up with them. I agreed. And we just played in the pool for half an hour together. I don't even know their names.
I just realized how cool it is - having fun with absolutely random people.
This this gonna be a movie or something? If so, this shit is gonna be amazing!
School. ;-;
You start school already?
Oh, Deadpool.
I kinda have a problem with that too.. I don't even like people touching me anywhere near my eyes!
Omg I'm so excited for this movie! Can't wait.
sigh well I help out as a C.I.T (counselor in training) at a day camp. The kids are in kindergarten. It's gonna be a looong day.
I looked it up, I think this is test footage from 2011. ;-;
I overheard a conversation between kids (all boys):
BOY 1: I'm handsome!
BOY 2 : Really?
BOY 1: Yep, what about you?
BOY 2: I'm not..
BOY 1: I'm not handsome either.
BOY 3: See? I told you I'm handsome.
ME: O_o
Aww ;-; Deadpool's way too overdue for a movie. I thought I read somewhere that he'd have a movie though...
@Dont_Look_Back, did you wake up yet?
Boy 3 knows what's up.
Why is there green stuff on your pizza