I started biting the top of a pen in class and it started leaking suddenly my face was full of red ink. The teacher just looked at me WTF Mark GTFO to the bathroom and wash your face the whole class didn't laugh they just looked at me mindf**ked
Full speed in a tennis court on a bike I tried to duck under the centre part pole and I went neck first into the pole and did a backflip around the pole
Tried to flush a toiler on a train pressed the wrong button to flush and the whole train shut down and couldn't be restarted
So my mom had this blanket that I didn't like. And there was a candle next to me. I thought, "hey, maybe I can burn it to ashes and never see it again"
So I put the tip of it In the candle and it caught fire. I left it there, took a step back, and watched that mofo BURRRNN.
But then my baby sitter came in and freaked put(idek why she freaked out because the fire was only like... A foot tall) so yeah she put it out and ruined all the fun.
That's probably one of the stupidest things I've done. I was like, 7. Don't blame me.
I started biting the top of a pen in class and it started leaking suddenly my face was full of red ink. The teacher just looked at me WTF Ma… morerk GTFO to the bathroom and wash your face the whole class didn't laugh they just looked at me mindf**ked
Full speed in a tennis court on a bike I tried to duck under the centre part pole and I went neck first into the pole and did a backflip around the pole
Tried to flush a toiler on a train pressed the wrong button to flush and the whole train shut down and couldn't be restarted
Last secret can't tell you it's insane XD
Etc I have so many I was insane
So my mom had this blanket that I didn't like. And there was a candle next to me. I thought, "hey, maybe I can burn it to ashes and never see it again"
So I put the tip of it In the candle and it caught fire. I left it there, took a step back, and watched that mofo BURRRNN.
But then my baby sitter came in and freaked put(idek why she freaked out because the fire was only like... A foot tall) so yeah she put it out and ruined all the fun.
That's probably one of the stupidest things I've done. I was like, 7. Don't blame me. Actually that's not the stupidest. The other stupid thing is just kinda embarrassing... xD
But now when I look back at it, the blanket isn't ugly. At all. I must have had really bad taste when I was younger.
When I was younger I used to get really bad (and frequent) nosebleeds (I still get bad ones, just not as often), and one time in first or se… morecond grade I got one in the middle of class and my teacher at the time was really strict and mean and she wouldn't let more than one person go to the bathroom at the same time... There was already someone in the bathroom when I got the nosebleed, so basically my nose was dripping everywhere and making a ginormous mess, and I was too afraid to go up to the teacher because I knew I would probably get yelled at. So instead of going to the bathroom for a tissue or something, I used my sleeve. Basically, it was so bad that my entire sleeve was soaked in blood, and my teacher noticed and came up to me and got so freaked out because I guess she didn't notice that it was coming from my nose... she grabbed my arm, ran me to the nurse's office, made them check my arms for injuries, called my parents..... and then m… [view original content]
Another good one. Scared of water when I was 6. Decided it'd be a great idea to walk onto those lilly pad things and cross the water. I fell. Lifeguard jumped in and saved me. So embarrassing.......
I cant really think of anything as a kid. But a few months ago, I was playing Basketball at my friends net, and the ball was air balled so me and my other friend jolted to the driveway to get the ball and I was so focused on the ball that I ran into a tree .
Why would you get shit for that though? It's not like you can control your nose bleed and your teacher was a AssMcMuffin. Your teacher should have been the one to buy you a new shirt.
I started biting the top of a pen in class and it started leaking suddenly my face was full of red ink. The teacher just looked at me WTF Ma… morerk GTFO to the bathroom and wash your face the whole class didn't laugh they just looked at me mindf**ked
Full speed in a tennis court on a bike I tried to duck under the centre part pole and I went neck first into the pole and did a backflip around the pole
Tried to flush a toiler on a train pressed the wrong button to flush and the whole train shut down and couldn't be restarted
Last secret can't tell you it's insane XD
Etc I have so many I was insane
Because my mum had told me to go to the teacher and ask to go to the bathroom whenever I got a nosebleed, and I didn't do that. Also, I ruined the shirt. Lol, my dad didn't get pissed at me, but my mum did. >:I
Why would you get shit for that though? It's not like you can control your nose bleed and your teacher was a AssMcMuffin. Your teacher should have been the one to buy you a new shirt.
Oh, a ton of things. Most are embarrassing. Things I've done in the past that I look back on and facepalm at.
The going into a cave alone at night was a dumb one though.
Because my mum had told me to go to the teacher and ask to go to the bathroom whenever I got a nosebleed, and I didn't do that. Also, I ruined the shirt. Lol, my dad didn't get pissed at me, but my mum did. >:I
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I started biting the top of a pen in class and it started leaking suddenly my face was full of red ink. The teacher just looked at me WTF Mark GTFO to the bathroom and wash your face the whole class didn't laugh they just looked at me mindf**ked
Full speed in a tennis court on a bike I tried to duck under the centre part pole and I went neck first into the pole and did a backflip around the pole
Tried to flush a toiler on a train pressed the wrong button to flush and the whole train shut down and couldn't be restarted
Last secret can't tell you it's insane XD
Etc I have so many I was insane
Ok I remember. I might have been like.. 7
So my mom had this blanket that I didn't like. And there was a candle next to me. I thought, "hey, maybe I can burn it to ashes and never see it again"
So I put the tip of it In the candle and it caught fire. I left it there, took a step back, and watched that mofo BURRRNN.
But then my baby sitter came in and freaked put(idek why she freaked out because the fire was only like... A foot tall) so yeah she put it out and ruined all the fun.
That's probably one of the stupidest things I've done. I was like, 7. Don't blame me.
WHY WOULD THEY HAVE A BUTTON TO SHUT DOWN THE WHOLE TRAIN IN THE BATHROOM?
I think all of the stupidest things I've done were in my teenage years xD
Ok I remember. I might have been like.. 7
So my mom had this blanket that I didn't like. And there was a candle next to me. I thought, "hey, maybe I can burn it to ashes and never see it again"
So I put the tip of it In the candle and it caught fire. I left it there, took a step back, and watched that mofo BURRRNN.
But then my baby sitter came in and freaked put(idek why she freaked out because the fire was only like... A foot tall) so yeah she put it out and ruined all the fun.
That's probably one of the stupidest things I've done. I was like, 7. Don't blame me. Actually that's not the stupidest. The other stupid thing is just kinda embarrassing... xD
But now when I look back at it, the blanket isn't ugly. At all. I must have had really bad taste when I was younger.
If that's the stupidest thing you've done then I feel ashamed of myself.
xD
lmao, it's probably not the stupidest thing, but it's one that stands out the most because I got a LOT of shit for it afterwards xD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHY YOU OH SHIT XDDDD PLS XDDD HAHHAHAHA lmao
More legendary just I can't even XD
Holy... lmao I was missing all of this?! Yeah, I'm staying in the lounge for now.
Like?
becuz train logic
is gone for one day Holy crap like over 9000 comments
I know A Big red button I just had to press
Oh my god. Oh my god yes.
I'm making a collage with these and putting it as my background ground.
Awwwww you get to see my face every time you use the computer.
Oh, a ton of things. Most are embarrassing. Things I've done in the past that I look back on and facepalm at.
The going into a cave alone at night was a dumb one though.
Another good one. Scared of water when I was 6. Decided it'd be a great idea to walk onto those lilly pad things and cross the water. I fell. Lifeguard jumped in and saved me. So embarrassing.......
I cant really think of anything as a kid. But a few months ago, I was playing Basketball at my friends net, and the ball was air balled so me and my other friend jolted to the driveway to get the ball and I was so focused on the ball that I ran into a tree
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No.
As my phone background, not computer. Get it right Noncy, get it right.
Then just keep this in mind.
If you put it in your back pocket, my face would be right next to your butt.
Yeah, Noncy. Geez.
Being mounted by a dog..
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Why would you get shit for that though? It's not like you can control your nose bleed and your teacher was a AssMcMuffin. Your teacher should have been the one to buy you a new shirt.
Mark you're crazy. xD
Because what if you have atomic ass and its an emergency so the train needs to stop?!
What the hell am I kidding. BECAUSE TRAIN LOGIC.
Because my mum had told me to go to the teacher and ask to go to the bathroom whenever I got a nosebleed, and I didn't do that. Also, I ruined the shirt. Lol, my dad didn't get pissed at me, but my mum did. >:I
Ummm ok
Hard day :'/ anyway goodnight
Did someone umm
Wait hold up! Where you the one who said that they went to a cave and found a hobo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6OifhQ64EM
I know XD
LMAO, she went all tia on your ass xDD
Lol you're lucky though. .. I guess
I almost burned the freaking house down. xD. Lmao my mom was chasing me with a wooden spoon in her hand.
You'll have a better one tomorrow.
Night!
Bruce Lee is watching.
SERIOUSLY. WHAT IS THIS IMPLYING. I MUST KNOW.
I guess the tables have turned. @WhatToWriteHere it's your turn to say good night
You're just jealous she's putting my phone face next to her butt.