Right, so it was a typical day like any. I get there at 4:30, do my thing and unload boxes. But at around 8, upper management started showin… moreg up. Usually when they show up it either means we're close to being done, or we're about to be royally fucked. We got royally fucked. At around 8:30, we usually only have to unload a few vans and then we're done by 9. But no, instead vans started showing up around 8:45 and we had to do those. But for some fucking reason, we still had full length trailers out that we still needed to unload, which is fucking bullshit because they arrived at 9:30! Trailers are never supposed to be unloaded that late. So naturally, I'm pretty mad, but then, the people on the other end of the conveyor belts started slowing down and next thing we knew we were at a complete stand still and no work was getting done. So naturally, the boss started yelling at those people who were being slow. 5 minutes pass, we finally get moving.… [view original content]
Alright, I need Pro to bring a lawnmower, I need ATR to bring lube, Mark needs to wear a leotard, and I need to buy a tub of butter and a 20 feet of rope.
Alright, I need Pro to bring a lawnmower, I need ATR to bring lube, Mark needs to wear a leotard, and I need to buy a tub of butter and a 20 feet of rope.
If a fashionable crocodile wanted to buy a Prada purse made of crocodile leather, should he make the purchase? The purse is on sale, is of high quality leather, and would match the dress he plans to wear to a tea party next week. He could just tell his friends that it is made of another animal. But his guilty conscious might overcome him, and he might feel like a disgrace to the reptile community. He could question his moral values for buying a purse made out of the skin of his own family. What advice would you give him?
If a fashionable crocodile wanted to buy a Prada purse made of crocodile leather, should he make the purchase? The purse is on sale, is of h… moreigh quality leather, and would match the dress he plans to wear to a tea party next week. He could just tell his friends that it is made of another animal. But his guilty conscious might overcome him, and he might feel like a disgrace to the reptile community. He could question his moral values for buying a purse made out of the skin of his own family. What advice would you give him?
If a fashionable crocodile wanted to buy a Prada purse made of crocodile leather, should he make the purchase? The purse is on sale, is of h… moreigh quality leather, and would match the dress he plans to wear to a tea party next week. He could just tell his friends that it is made of another animal. But his guilty conscious might overcome him, and he might feel like a disgrace to the reptile community. He could question his moral values for buying a purse made out of the skin of his own family. What advice would you give him?
If a fashionable crocodile wanted to buy a Prada purse made of crocodile leather, should he make the purchase? The purse is on sale, is of h… moreigh quality leather, and would match the dress he plans to wear to a tea party next week. He could just tell his friends that it is made of another animal. But his guilty conscious might overcome him, and he might feel like a disgrace to the reptile community. He could question his moral values for buying a purse made out of the skin of his own family. What advice would you give him?
Uhhh so Rochelle's tip on how to stop constipation about Woking out is totes correct. This morning I was about to lift something and I let loose.....
Edit: Rachelle's XD wtf
Alright, I need Pro to bring a lawnmower, I need ATR to bring lube, Mark needs to wear a leotard, and I need to buy a tub of butter and a 20 feet of rope.
If a fashionable crocodile wanted to buy a Prada purse made of crocodile leather, should he make the purchase? The purse is on sale, is of h… moreigh quality leather, and would match the dress he plans to wear to a tea party next week. He could just tell his friends that it is made of another animal. But his guilty conscious might overcome him, and he might feel like a disgrace to the reptile community. He could question his moral values for buying a purse made out of the skin of his own family. What advice would you give him?
Alright, I need Pro to bring a lawnmower, I need ATR to bring lube, Mark needs to wear a leotard, and I need to buy a tub of butter and a 20 feet of rope.
You can either be locked in a room and cuddle on a couch with:
A) A human body composed of Steve Buscemi from the neck down, but Megan Fo… morex's head atop the neck. It would have Megan's voice as well as her brain.
A human body composed of Megan Fox from the neck down, but Steve Bucemi's head atop the neck. It would have Steve's voice as well as his brain.
Each body would be naked. What would you choose?
Uhhh so Rochelle's tip on how to stop constipation about Woking out is totes correct. This morning I was about to lift something and I let loose.....
Edit: Rachelle's XD wtf
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I rarely do. Probably a year and a half ago. It was pineapples.
Noncy forgive me please. I'm sorry.
Lmao dude that sucks.
Nothing.
I'm Hungry as supposed to be asleep.
Entertain me.
Alright, I need Pro to bring a lawnmower, I need ATR to bring lube, Mark needs to wear a leotard, and I need to buy a tub of butter and a 20 feet of rope.
It tastes like coca cola.
I luv McDonalds
For?
Broadway.
If a fashionable crocodile wanted to buy a Prada purse made of crocodile leather, should he make the purchase? The purse is on sale, is of high quality leather, and would match the dress he plans to wear to a tea party next week. He could just tell his friends that it is made of another animal. But his guilty conscious might overcome him, and he might feel like a disgrace to the reptile community. He could question his moral values for buying a purse made out of the skin of his own family. What advice would you give him?
meh I played sport all my life you know Markd has a bod like that it's not that impressive
I just got back to Indiana, and it's 12:36.
I need to sleep.
Bye guysssssssss- Passes out on keyboard
You are an interesting person ATR xD
I haven't eaten McDonalds in a long time.
Uhhh so Rochelle's tip on how to stop constipation about Woking out is totes correct. This morning I was about to lift something and I let loose.....
Edit: Rachelle's XD wtf
Is that the same guy?!?
I'll tell the crocodile to go back to its fucking swamp instead of worrying about bullshit like that xD
As me more xD
Trick question, it's because aliens wear purple hats.
Wow, she must be an expert on shitting.
Excuse me but can you buy the lube and I acquire the 20 feet of rope?
By the way, wouldn't the butter and lube be interchangeable?
Sure, if you insist. Don't see why it matters though.
Butter and lube are used separately in this case.
@AllThatRemains
Have you seen the anime I told you about? :c
Do you like wearing plaid shirts? Or nah?
This moved me.
I like to wear the ones with short sleeves.
You can either be locked in a room and cuddle on a couch with:
A) A human body composed of Steve Buscemi from the neck down, but Megan Fox's head atop the neck. It would have Megan's voice as well as her brain.
Each body would be naked. What would you choose?
I've go a weed whacker if that'll help.
I use it for special occasions.
A weed whacker would be beneficial.
YOU'RE NOT HELPING AT ALL
I have a few facts about myself that I'd like to share.
B. Cuz Steve Buscemi's face is the second best thing ever.
The best thing ever clearly being Shrek.
Not feeling the best at the moment so I'm gonna try to knock out early tonight.
Good night guys.
Are you saying....you shit your pants? I thought you've been potty trained!
Go ahead.
I'll continue watching tomorrow, I swearsies
Cool
Your welcome