Remember when your father was too lazy to walk so he taught cough-MADE-cough you to push him around in a cart? Pushing a cart and driving is like..... the same exact thing.
PFFT you'd drive.
Remember when your father was too lazy to walk so he taught cough-MADE-cough you to push him around in a cart? Pushing a cart and driving is like..... the same exact thing.
Another fun thing to add... I took my friend's car while he took a piss on the gravel road xD
Edit: If y'all really wanted to know what the "game" was PM me
Edit 2: One of the games was Chinese fire drill XD that was fun!
Another fun thing to add... I took my friend's car while he took a piss on the gravel road xD
Edit: If y'all really wanted to know what the "game" was PM me
Edit 2: One of the games was Chinese fire drill XD that was fun!
You know how I like my beer, Rachel >.< You knew that as soon as you met me. Remember? My brother hooked us up and was like "yeah, here's Rachelle, he's an alcoholic bastard, you're gonna luv him" AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DID BECAUSE YOU MARRIED ME LIKE THE VERY NEXT DAY.
The mastiff was super cute as a puppy. She used to be the same size as the bull terrier.
It's funny seeing her that small. She's about 150 lbs now. And, if you'll notice, in that picture my sister's cat is sleeping under the dogs. She's an odd one. She thinks she's a dog. She even tries to bark at animals when she sees them in the window. :P
Ummm nah nah it wasn't the next day, get your shat strait. It was the day AFTER the next day. DUUUR
And I wasn't even the one who proposed. AND at least it wasn't my idea to put the ring in the freaking bread when you KNEW I was most likely gonna swallow it by accident.
Yeah I guess I'm lucky I'm not your beer servant ... But why would you need two servants if you already made our son your beer servant?
You know how I like my beer, Rachel >.< You knew that as soon as you met me. Remember? My brother hooked us up and was like "yeah, her… moree's Rachelle, he's an alcoholic bastard, you're gonna luv him" AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DID BECAUSE YOU MARRIED ME LIKE THE VERY NEXT DAY.
At least I never made you my beer servant....
I PUT THE RING IN THE BREAD BECAUSE IT WAS ROMANTIC, which is obviously something you've never heard of before. Ever heard of champagne? Yeah, I bought the most expensive kind for you because that's just how I roll. I even got a freaking tux for our wedding. Normally I would have just worn jeans and some kind of old ratty sweater I found in the dumpster, but NO. I GOT A TUX. JUST FOR YOU. I'm pretty sure you got your dress from Good Will or something.....
And I never forced our son to be my beer servant... he only does it because he knows that it's good manners to respect his father's wishes. And you know who taught him to be so polite? ME.
Ummm nah nah it wasn't the next day, get your shat strait. It was the day AFTER the next day. DUUUR
And I wasn't even the one who prop… moreosed. AND at least it wasn't my idea to put the ring in the freaking bread when you KNEW I was most likely gonna swallow it by accident.
Yeah I guess I'm lucky I'm not your beer servant ... But why would you need two servants if you already made our son your beer servant?
I PUT THE RING IN THE BREAD BECAUSE IT WAS ROMANTIC, which is obviously something you've never heard of before. Ever heard of champagne? Yea… moreh, I bought the most expensive kind for you because that's just how I roll. I even got a freaking tux for our wedding. Normally I would have just worn jeans and some kind of old ratty sweater I found in the dumpster, but NO. I GOT A TUX. JUST FOR YOU. I'm pretty sure you got your dress from Good Will or something.....
And I never forced our son to be my beer servant... he only does it because he knows that it's good manners to respect his father's wishes. And you know who taught him to be so polite? ME.
YOU DIDNT EVEN FIT IN THE TUX. YOU HAVE THAT THING SINSE HIGH SCHOOL. THAT SHIT WAS RIPPING DOWN THE MIDDLE AND YOU COULD SEE YOUR FOLDS. I think that's where the TV remote has been lost this whole time. IN your freaking folds.
And yeah I did get it from good will but it was Chanel SO IT WAS STILL GOOD. Maybe if you werent spending all our money on Viagra I would be able to buy a new dress.
PFT yeah "respect for your fathers wishes". He only gets the beers because he's afraid if the belt you're holding in your hand.
And you think you taught him how to be polite? PLEASE, the only thing you taught him was how to get you beers, push you in a cart and 6 different ways to flip someone off. THATS NOT POLITE.
I PUT THE RING IN THE BREAD BECAUSE IT WAS ROMANTIC, which is obviously something you've never heard of before. Ever heard of champagne? Yea… moreh, I bought the most expensive kind for you because that's just how I roll. I even got a freaking tux for our wedding. Normally I would have just worn jeans and some kind of old ratty sweater I found in the dumpster, but NO. I GOT A TUX. JUST FOR YOU. I'm pretty sure you got your dress from Good Will or something.....
And I never forced our son to be my beer servant... he only does it because he knows that it's good manners to respect his father's wishes. And you know who taught him to be so polite? ME.
YOU DIDNT EVEN FIT IN THE TUX. YOU HAVE THAT THING SINSE HIGH SCHOOL. THAT SHIT WAS RIPPING DOWN THE MIDDLE AND YOU COULD SEE YOUR FOLDS. … moreI think that's where the TV remote has been lost this whole time. IN your freaking folds.
And yeah I did get it from good will but it was Chanel SO IT WAS STILL GOOD. Maybe if you werent spending all our money on Viagra I would be able to buy a new dress.
PFT yeah "respect for your fathers wishes". He only gets the beers because he's afraid if the belt you're holding in your hand.
And you think you taught him how to be polite? PLEASE, the only thing you taught him was how to get you beers, push you in a cart and 6 different ways to flip someone off. THATS NOT POLITE.
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Lmfao, I think CiD is on some crazy shit tonight... lol!
NO YOU'RE BOOTYFUL . ...YOU'RE BOOTYFUL ... BOOTYFUL ...
I need to go to a psychiatrist because *I couldn't handle it's fabulousness
I'm 15 Rachel! That was a bad definition xD
Bootyful.... Booty= Ass sooooo.. XD
:')
Stop lying or ima send you to your room.
2 large DQ chocolate extreme blizzards if you want to know
I didn't come up with the game either... They started it and then I got drug into it
No one can handle your bootyfulness.
ALL HAIL THE BOOTYNESS
Would I be in a car with my classmates if I was 12? NO. NO ONE WOULD BE ABLE TO DRIVE.
Another fun thing to add... I took my friend's car while he took a piss on the gravel road xD
Edit: If y'all really wanted to know what the "game" was PM me
Edit 2: One of the games was Chinese fire drill XD that was fun!
Lmao, no wonder you're so hyper...
PFFT you'd drive.
Remember when your father was too lazy to walk so he taught cough-MADE-cough you to push him around in a cart? Pushing a cart and driving is like..... the same exact thing.
I ain't got a booty though ;_;
You have to believe.
TWERK IT
Wifey, stop telling lies about me.
Just for you Rachelle
Lies my ass.
Word i was re reading it to see if i was seeing it correctly xD this dude was drugged.
Just tell us. Let the whole world know. B]
Lmao, they drugged his ass!
Let it out.
OKAY FINE, BUT THAT WAS JUST ONE TIME
YOU KNOW I WAS TOO DRUNK TO EVEN STAND UP
NO. NOT LIKE THAT. YOU GUYS TAKE EVERY COMMENT NASTY XD
Question is with what? xD
One time for a three day span. -_-
Too drunk to stand but obviously not too drunk to walk to the fridge and get more beer.
Lol, they definitely put something in his DQ blizzards, haha!
Here we go again...
This dog twerks better then me...
You know how I like my beer, Rachel >.< You knew that as soon as you met me. Remember? My brother hooked us up and was like "yeah, here's Rachelle, he's an alcoholic bastard, you're gonna luv him" AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DID BECAUSE YOU MARRIED ME LIKE THE VERY NEXT DAY.
At least I never made you my beer servant....
I'm tired... I'll go twerk myself to sleep
The mastiff was super cute as a puppy. She used to be the same size as the bull terrier.
It's funny seeing her that small. She's about 150 lbs now. And, if you'll notice, in that picture my sister's cat is sleeping under the dogs. She's an odd one. She thinks she's a dog. She even tries to bark at animals when she sees them in the window. :P
Ummm nah nah it wasn't the next day, get your shat strait. It was the day AFTER the next day. DUUUR
And I wasn't even the one who proposed. AND at least it wasn't my idea to put the ring in the freaking bread when you KNEW I was most likely gonna swallow it by accident.
Yeah I guess I'm lucky I'm not your beer servant ... But why would you need two servants if you already made our son your beer servant?
I PUT THE RING IN THE BREAD BECAUSE IT WAS ROMANTIC, which is obviously something you've never heard of before. Ever heard of champagne? Yeah, I bought the most expensive kind for you because that's just how I roll. I even got a freaking tux for our wedding. Normally I would have just worn jeans and some kind of old ratty sweater I found in the dumpster, but NO. I GOT A TUX. JUST FOR YOU. I'm pretty sure you got your dress from Good Will or something.....
And I never forced our son to be my beer servant... he only does it because he knows that it's good manners to respect his father's wishes. And you know who taught him to be so polite? ME.
YOU DIDNT EVEN FIT IN THE TUX. YOU HAVE THAT THING SINSE HIGH SCHOOL. THAT SHIT WAS RIPPING DOWN THE MIDDLE AND YOU COULD SEE YOUR FOLDS. I think that's where the TV remote has been lost this whole time. IN your freaking folds.
And yeah I did get it from good will but it was Chanel SO IT WAS STILL GOOD. Maybe if you werent spending all our money on Viagra I would be able to buy a new dress.
PFT yeah "respect for your fathers wishes". He only gets the beers because he's afraid if the belt you're holding in your hand.
And you think you taught him how to be polite? PLEASE, the only thing you taught him was how to get you beers, push you in a cart and 6 different ways to flip someone off. THATS NOT POLITE.
XDDDD YOU SAW IT. I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT SEE IT.
TWERKNIGHT
. Don't let Miley Cyrus bite.
OHHHH!!!!! It just got real!