You know, I would help you do all those things, but it seems to me that you actually enjoy doing them. It's not my fault you're obsessed with cleaning. And excuse me princess, but I do do our taxes, but how could you possibly know that, since you obviously don't care about this family enough to realize that. I'm the one who puts the food on the table every night, I'M the one who works so hard to keep this family surviving. And what do you do? The freaking laundry. Great. Thanks, wifey. Means a lot.
TAXES MY ASSSSS. She's got plenty of other friends to take her anyways. But I would have said yes, because you NEVER GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. … more You sit on your ass all day watching wrestling and drinking beers, and, ahem, *martinis.
Take turns? Dafaq you know about taking turns? If you really want to take turns, then go got the VACUME and vacuum the house. It's been your turn for the past two years. Along with doing the dishes, doing the laundry and countless other things.
And before helping others pay their taxes, help us pay our own.
"I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?"
Well, at 3:15 the bell rings for school to end. From 3:15 - 3:30 I was walking to the CityBus stop (because I'm too close to ride the regul… morear bus, but too far to walk) and there's like 50 kids watching these two dudes duke it out. The normal stuff. So I walk past em to get to my bus and apparently someone called the cops because they sent two cars down there and everyone scattered like roaches. If that wasn't enough, one guy had the 'great idea' to take off his shirt and attempt to fight the other individual in the street. With cars. Gj. Then one car picked him up and drove off, most likely to the slammer. Gj guys, it hasn't even been 2 weeks and someone already went to jail.
You know, I would help you do all those things, but it seems to me that you actually enjoy doing them. It's not my fault you're obsessed wit… moreh cleaning. And excuse me princess, but I do do our taxes, but how could you possibly know that, since you obviously don't care about this family enough to realize that. I'm the one who puts the food on the table every night, I'M the one who works so hard to keep this family surviving. And what do you do? The freaking laundry. Great. Thanks, wifey. Means a lot.
Gustav_Box: Elian I'm only 13, have you seen the rest of the guys in my class? That's tiny. LMAO
[04:34:29 p.m.] Regan Talbot: You've see… moren their dicks o.o
[04:34:31 p.m.] Elian aka TDMshadowCP: xD
[04:34:37 p.m.] Elian aka TDMshadowCP: But I'm 14 gustav
[04:34:37 p.m.] 下駄: ....
[04:34:38 p.m.] Gustav_Box confirmed: Called PE mate.
[04:34:39 p.m.] Elian aka TDMshadowCP: and yeah
[04:34:42 p.m.] Elian aka TDMshadowCP: Wait
[04:34:47 p.m.] Elian aka TDMshadowCP: You shower in PE?
[04:34:51 p.m.] Regan Talbot: ALL BECAUSE IT'S PE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THEIR JUNK xD
[04:34:53 p.m.] 下駄: so PE is about looking at other guys' dicks?
[04:34:59 p.m.] Regan Talbot: That's Gustav's PE
[04:34:59 p.m.] WeWillMissYouSarah: Lol, going to put this on the forums
Man I'm sorry. That must suck. I got crohn's when I was 8 and have been dealing with the effects ever since. My sister just got diagnosed with juvenile rheumatoid arthritis. All these diseases are autoimmune diseases. But how are you doing with the colitis?
I have colitis (a rare type called collagenous colitis). My cousin has Crohn's disease (she's had it since birth, and has been in and out of hospitals her entire life because of it).
People were sharing pickup lines before, so I thought I'd share one that was actually used on me before.
I was hanging out with a bunch o… moref people, and someone's brother's friend came up to me and started talking to me.
Guy: You got any Irish in ya?
Me: Nope.
Guy: Would you like some?
The answer was a fit of laughter, and then "No."
People were sharing pickup lines before, so I thought I'd share one that was actually used on me before.
I was hanging out with a bunch o… moref people, and someone's brother's friend came up to me and started talking to me.
Guy: You got any Irish in ya?
Me: Nope.
Guy: Would you like some?
The answer was a fit of laughter, and then "No."
People were sharing pickup lines before, so I thought I'd share one that was actually used on me before.
I was hanging out with a bunch o… moref people, and someone's brother's friend came up to me and started talking to me.
Guy: You got any Irish in ya?
Me: Nope.
Guy: Would you like some?
The answer was a fit of laughter, and then "No."
People were sharing pickup lines before, so I thought I'd share one that was actually used on me before.
I was hanging out with a bunch o… moref people, and someone's brother's friend came up to me and started talking to me.
Guy: You got any Irish in ya?
Me: Nope.
Guy: Would you like some?
The answer was a fit of laughter, and then "No."
(4) This green (and thus not black) thing is an apple (and thus not a raven).
By the same reasoning, this statement is evidence that (2) everything that is not black is not a raven. But since (as above) this statement is logically equivalent to (1) all ravens are black, it follows that the sight of a green apple is evidence supporting the notion that all ravens are black. This conclusion seems paradoxical, because it implies that information has been gained about ravens by looking at an apple."
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I'm here now that I have an internet connection.
You know, I would help you do all those things, but it seems to me that you actually enjoy doing them. It's not my fault you're obsessed with cleaning. And excuse me princess, but I do do our taxes, but how could you possibly know that, since you obviously don't care about this family enough to realize that. I'm the one who puts the food on the table every night, I'M the one who works so hard to keep this family surviving. And what do you do? The freaking laundry. Great. Thanks, wifey. Means a lot.
answer: a shoe
Fuckin' around at an Apple store:
Got a new PS4, fuck Xbone
Now I just have to smuggle it into Israel..
I might be getting an PS4 in a month or two. I hate being poor XD
I am definitely getting Alien: Isolation, cause its about time I shit my pants again.
Where are you located?
Passage I don't enjoy them. And I ain't obsessed with cleaning, I'm cleaning all the time 'cause you're always dirtying up the place.
And please, I do care about this family. You're the one that practically enslaved our son by making him do a bunch of stuff for you.
Yeah I got nothing good to say... xD I'm tired and feel like shit at the moment soooo.
Ayyy lmao
:,(
PE is tots wierd.
lel
Well at least you're allowed to bring in electronics in my HS I had to go through metal detectors everyday it felt like I was in a fucking airport.
That's just sad
Is it because you live in NY and they're afraid people will bring weapons to school? xD
Are you M. Night? Because you're not very original
The High School I went to had a lot of gang members so yeah. That's the Public Schools of murica for you.
Oooooooooooh oooooh!
Man I'm sorry. That must suck. I got crohn's when I was 8 and have been dealing with the effects ever since. My sister just got diagnosed with juvenile rheumatoid arthritis. All these diseases are autoimmune diseases. But how are you doing with the colitis?
People were sharing pickup lines before, so I thought I'd share one that was actually used on me before.
I was hanging out with a bunch of people, and someone's brother's friend came up to me and started talking to me.
Guy: You got any Irish in ya?
Me: Nope.
Guy: Would you like some?
The answer was a fit of laughter, and then "No."
LOL
Shallow and dumb as fuck xDD
That was deep wink wink, but seriously that guy is really needing some laid.
that guy is smooth as fuck lol
Lafayette, Indiana.
You gonna come visit me or somethin? :P
Damn it's taking me a long time to read the comics XD
Almost caught up tho.
@WhatToWriteHere
Umm, Hi. I uh, I'm your son. My name's Sebastian. Um, yeah.
OMG, Plot twist!!!
twd or fables?
I hate wine.
:c
WHAT. WINE IS THE BEST.
Nah bruh.
And how would you know? You're not supposed to drink it.
Ever heard of New Year?
"(1) All ravens are black.
(2) Everything that is not black is not a raven.
(3) Nevermore, my pet raven, is black.
(4) This green (and thus not black) thing is an apple (and thus not a raven).
By the same reasoning, this statement is evidence that (2) everything that is not black is not a raven. But since (as above) this statement is logically equivalent to (1) all ravens are black, it follows that the sight of a green apple is evidence supporting the notion that all ravens are black. This conclusion seems paradoxical, because it implies that information has been gained about ravens by looking at an apple."
Holy shit this paradox
Yeah, does that cancel the restrictions?
Yeah, my whole family get together and allows it. So, yeah.
So accurate it hurts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26XRdCN1W1o
LOL