Well, I'm close to have planned what city I'm moving to in three years.
Bristol (England, ye chaps!), Quebec (Bonjour from Frenche Canoydia) or Århus (Fucken' Denmark y'know), hmm.
Well, I'm close to have planned what city I'm moving to in three years.
Bristol (England, ye chaps!), Quebec (Bonjour from Frenche Canoydia) or Århus (Fucken' Denmark y'know), hmm.
French Canadians are a little odd
you got that right.
Quebec doesn't even want to be a part of our effing country why dafuq would anyone want to go there just go to France
"COOL", I see what you did there.
I don't even know why I want to go to Bristol, other than the fact that Bristol City is my favorite soccer team after Hobro.
Hobro is love. Hobro is life.
BECAUSE... we have hockey. And Molson Canadian beer. And bacon. And maple syrup. And hockey. And toques. And tobogganing. And Tim Hortons (FREAKING TIMBITS - can't eat them, but they're still good). Beaver tail hats. SMARTIES (also can't eat them, but they're good). Lacrosse. Entertaining beer commercials. Flannel. Lumberjacks. The ROCKIES (big awesome mountains, very beautiful). Skiing! POUTINE. And a lot of other awesome shit. LIKE HOCKEY.
Start a genocide? Against us? LEL, dude, we have pretty much the whole world on our side (USA, UK, DENMARK)... it's impossibru ^-^
I love the battlefield one. If someone takes a 120mm flechette shell to the face, your gonna need more than a defibrillator to fix them up....a shovel and some goulashes would be a good start.
BECAUSE... we have hockey. And Molson Canadian beer. And bacon. And maple syrup. And hockey. And toques. And tobogganing. And Tim Hortons (F… moreREAKING TIMBITS - can't eat them, but they're still good). Beaver tail hats. SMARTIES (also can't eat them, but they're good). Lacrosse. Entertaining beer commercials. Flannel. Lumberjacks. The ROCKIES (big awesome mountains, very beautiful). Skiing! POUTINE. And a lot of other awesome shit. LIKE HOCKEY.
Start a genocide? Against us? LEL, dude, we have pretty much the whole world on our side (USA, UK, DENMARK)... it's impossibru ^-^
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YES BUT WHAT HAPPENED I NEED TO KNOW
hockey mullet
TWO FUCKING BUCKS
i fucking can't anymore
Someone probably took his syrup so he gently pushed him off a cliff while saying "sorry, eh?"
Soweeh.
You got me into tumblr, this is the best.
Well, I'm close to have planned what city I'm moving to in three years.
Bristol (England, ye chaps!), Quebec (Bonjour from Frenche Canoydia) or Århus (Fucken' Denmark y'know), hmm.
NO DON'T GO TO QUEBEC FFS IT SUCKS THERE
Well, that's settled now. French Canoydia here I come!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WULsZJxPfws
The bible in a nutshell.
You just made my day.
you got that right.
Quebec doesn't even want to be a part of our effing country why dafuq would anyone want to go there just go to France
NOOOOOOOOO
Go to Victoria or something, it's much nicer. :I
xD
I think the people in the bible misunderstood something.
I'll be moving to Bristol anyway, it was a trick question.
Pretty sure the "talking snake" was a metaphor for humanity's lack of self control and obedience of God. (?)
That's what my pastor says anyway, lol.
I don't know what your pastor says. :PP
I know that my religion has other ways of looking at things.
PSSHHH
You're missing out on a bunch of cool Canadian shit... >_>
"COOL", I see what you did there.
I don't even know why I want to go to Bristol, other than the fact that Bristol City is my favorite soccer team after Hobro.
Hobro is love. Hobro is life.
Cuz da mosloms don't like da joos?
Godamnit, that's exactly what my Clem said ;_; the feels are flooding back in. I'm not crying...I have something in my eye.
Still think you should come to Canada instead... probably a lot more interesting than England...
That's more than once a day :O
What religion do you follow again?
Pizza (England) vs Ice Cream (Canada)
Well... I don't know. Why do you want me in Canada? I'll end up making a genocide.
A mix of Norse and Protestanism.
Because why not.
Just saw this:
luke always be happy even when he is dying
BECAUSE... we have hockey. And Molson Canadian beer. And bacon. And maple syrup. And hockey. And toques. And tobogganing. And Tim Hortons (FREAKING TIMBITS - can't eat them, but they're still good). Beaver tail hats. SMARTIES (also can't eat them, but they're good). Lacrosse. Entertaining beer commercials. Flannel. Lumberjacks. The ROCKIES (big awesome mountains, very beautiful). Skiing! POUTINE. And a lot of other awesome shit. LIKE HOCKEY.
Start a genocide? Against us? LEL, dude, we have pretty much the whole world on our side (USA, UK, DENMARK)... it's impossibru ^-^
Clem can hold her breathe longer than Luke.
I love the battlefield one.
If someone takes a 120mm flechette shell to the face, your gonna need more than a defibrillator to fix them up....a shovel and some goulashes would be a good start.
that is actually one of clem's plot powers
NOW I HAVE TO PLAY THIS GAME
I still don't understand why you want a sicko like me in Canada?
I'll just stick to becoming "Head of State" in Denmark, then WW3, fun times y'know.
Because Canada is awesome and I want you to experience its greatness at least once in your life ;-;
It's tears.
Glad to hear.