BECAUSE... we have hockey. And Molson Canadian beer. And bacon. And maple syrup. And hockey. And toques. And tobogganing. And Tim Hortons (F… moreREAKING TIMBITS - can't eat them, but they're still good). Beaver tail hats. SMARTIES (also can't eat them, but they're good). Lacrosse. Entertaining beer commercials. Flannel. Lumberjacks. The ROCKIES (big awesome mountains, very beautiful). Skiing! POUTINE. And a lot of other awesome shit. LIKE HOCKEY.
Start a genocide? Against us? LEL, dude, we have pretty much the whole world on our side (USA, UK, DENMARK)... it's impossibru ^-^
It's insane that people think the Bible should be taken literally. It's clearly a bunch of parables and hyperbolic stories. Muslims do the exact same thing with with the Quar'an, which is why several countries continue to use a legal system that hasn't been relevant since 1200 A.D.
No joke, out military is one of the best in the world, if the US army scale was the same as ours (it contains way more soldiers than Israel's) we could totally take them with a small effort.
I mean, in 1948 we took on fucking 7 arab armies that surrounded us with only sick and exhausted people that immigrated to Israel after the holocaust, it's all about great leadership (Ben Gurion) and the will to fight that matters.
HEY... we try, okay? :c
We spend all our money on universal healthcare, we can't afford tanks...
Oh and by the way, we knocked your Murican asses back a few steps in the war of 1812 ^-^
HEY... we try, okay? :c
We spend all our money on universal healthcare, we can't afford tanks...
Oh and by the way, we knocked your Murican asses back a few steps in the war of 1812 ^-^
No joke, out military is one of the best in the world, if the US army scale was the same as ours (it contains way more soldiers than Israel'… mores) we could totally take them with a small effort.
I mean, in 1948 we took on fucking 7 arab armies that surrounded us with only sick and exhausted people that immigrated to Israel after the holocaust, it's all about great leadership (Ben Gurion) and the will to fight that matters.
Fun fact (who am I kidding this isn't fun):
People pronounce "Israel" like "Izrael", when the original name id pronounced just like it's … morewritten..
IT ISN'T PRONOUNCED WITH A FUCKING Z IT'S PRONOUNCED WITH AN S WHY U MURICUNS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING ;_____;
No joke, out military is one of the best in the world, if the US army scale was the same as ours (it contains way more soldiers than Israel'… mores) we could totally take them with a small effort.
I mean, in 1948 we took on fucking 7 arab armies that surrounded us with only sick and exhausted people that immigrated to Israel after the holocaust, it's all about great leadership (Ben Gurion) and the will to fight that matters.
Stop getting all defensive Canada xD I respect all countries some more than others and I like Canada because they do what a government is supposed to which is lookout for their Citizens and not wasting money fighting anothers war.
Fun fact (who am I kidding this isn't fun):
People pronounce "Israel" like "Izrael", when the original name id pronounced just like it's … morewritten..
IT ISN'T PRONOUNCED WITH A FUCKING Z IT'S PRONOUNCED WITH AN S WHY U MURICUNS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING ;_____;
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Lol, we pretty much have the whole world against us...
YES PLAY IT IT'S GREAT
It's insane that people think the Bible should be taken literally. It's clearly a bunch of parables and hyperbolic stories. Muslims do the exact same thing with with the Quar'an, which is why several countries continue to use a legal system that hasn't been relevant since 1200 A.D.
Tis bullshit.
I was smashing that ice like crazy, I tried to be as fast as possible ;_;
It's rumored that Huge Jacked Man and Maisie Williams will take the lead roles.
Say cheeeeese
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/02/03/canada-is-israels-top-ally-john-baird/
You have us ^-^
Ya military suck tho. XD
FUCK GUYS that was my 1000th comment!!
WTF FUCK YEAH ヽ༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽ﾉ
HEY... we try, okay? :c
We spend all our money on universal healthcare, we can't afford tanks...
Oh and by the way, we knocked your Murican asses back a few steps in the war of 1812 ^-^
No joke, out military is one of the best in the world, if the US army scale was the same as ours (it contains way more soldiers than Israel's) we could totally take them with a small effort.
I mean, in 1948 we took on fucking 7 arab armies that surrounded us with only sick and exhausted people that immigrated to Israel after the holocaust, it's all about great leadership (Ben Gurion) and the will to fight that matters.
With British help....
Still. You guys tried to take our land and we won it back
Fine. I'll go on a one hour vacation to Canada.
With British help... xD
All the things I love about Denmark.
One hour? :c
The Danish Army.
Fun fact (who am I kidding this isn't fun):
People pronounce "Israel" like "Izrael", when the original name id pronounced just like it's written..
IT ISN'T PRONOUNCED WITH A FUCKING Z IT'S PRONOUNCED WITH AN S WHY U MURICUNS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING ;_____;
Yeah I heard the Israelis Army are a strong bunch.
We pronounce it like "Israel" in Denmark, su fite mi fgt
CANADA WASN'T EVEN AN INDEPENDENT COUNTRY AT THAT TIME, LOL. Of course we had British help.
I still don't know why you'd want me in Canada, isn't Canada a nice country?
put your army in\ that means israel is God
Yeah... so?
Then I do not fit into Canada. :PP
Not this shit again... (╬⓪益⓪)
xD
Stay calm Daniel.
Everyone fits into Canada. As long as you're not a terrorist, you fit.
Well shit.
Fuck off with your antisemitic bullshit, please ^-^
Stop getting all defensive Canada xD I respect all countries some more than others and I like Canada because they do what a government is supposed to which is lookout for their Citizens and not wasting money fighting anothers war.
You betcha
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You can go into Gaza, they welcome terrorists ^-^
Ugh, Gustac, you're not a terrorist -____-
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That's good
What are your roots? Do you have an Israeli relative that you know it's pronounced that way?
I pronounce Israel as "Israel" like how it is fuckin' supposed to be pronounced.
My classmate's accent make it sound like a "z" instead of an "s"