Dad: "Daniel, I expect you to start bringing girls home this year, you're graduating in 2 years, ain't it the time already?"
Me: "O_O wtf dad" leaves the apartment.
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Dad: "Daniel, I expect you to start bringing girls home this year, you're graduating in 2 years, ain't it the time already?"
Me: "O_O wtf dad" leaves the apartment.
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I'm not allowed to have a girlfriend until I'm done college, and I wouldn't anyway because I move every three years, a relationship wouldn't last long.
Dad: "Daniel, I expect you to start bringing girls home this year, you're graduating in 2 years, ain't it the time already?"
Me: "O_O wtf dad" leaves the apartment.
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If I brought a girl home my mom and dad will activate try hard mode and embaress the shit out of me intentionally, I'm not dating anyone from here, and I'm sure as hell not bringing them home to meet my family, that's just like a suicide for the relationship.
If I ever want to scare a girl away, I'll introduce her to my parents, problem is they'll find me either way at some point >_>
Word Of The Day
Jerquing -- verb. The act of searching a ship for unentered (undocumented) goods.
'Aw man, the Coast Guard better not be jerquing our ship. I got 30 kilos stashed below deck!'
I'm not allowed to have a girlfriend until I'm done college, and I wouldn't anyway because I move every three years, a relationship wouldn't last long.
There was a shooting near where I live a couple weeks ago. 3 young men gunned down this 19 year-old boy while he was driving. The worst part is that the three men were black and the boy was white, and this happened near a town that is predominantly white conservatives.
There was a shooting where I live.... a homeless guy had a gun and shot 3 people in a workplace, killing 2 of them, he then escaped from the cops on a pushbike for several hours, now he has been caught.
Nope, because my Uncle (from my mother's side, my father's family are a bunch of a-holes) Daryl got someone pregnant young, so now my Mom threatens to cut my siblings and my balls off if we get someone pregnant. Fun fact I look and act exactly like my uncle when we was young, except when it comes to relationships, because I have none.
My stepdad would smash any guy's face in. Literally any guy's face.
It could be Kit Harington ffs and his face would still end up looking like a ham sandwich.
Dad: "Daniel, I expect you to start bringing girls home this year, you're graduating in 2 years, ain't it the time already?"
Me: "O_O wtf dad" leaves the apartment.
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There was a shooting near where I live a couple weeks ago. 3 young men gunned down this 19 year-old boy while he was driving. The worst part… more is that the three men were black and the boy was white, and this happened near a town that is predominantly white conservatives.
I was at a red light the other day with one car in front of me, and when the light turned green, that car had a bit of a delayed reaction. So some douche behind me started honking AT ME, like I was responsible for making him go faster or something.
I really believe in my Driver's Ed teacher's advice: don't ever use your horn, unless someone's about to smash into your car or something.
Nope, because my Uncle (from my mother's side, my father's family are a bunch of a-holes) Daryl got someone pregnant young, so now my Mom th… morereatens to cut my siblings and my balls off if we get someone pregnant. Fun fact I look and act exactly like my uncle when we was young, except when it comes to relationships, because I have none.
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My mom once told me I should get a boyfriend already. I think I annoy her too much sometimes, lel.
Dad: "Take them in the ass, then they won't get pregnant.
Me: ">_> Dafuq dad?" walks away
u lyin 2 ur mum or nah?
No, i'm actually going to marry Jesus.
My stepdad would smash any guy's face in. Literally any guy's face.
It could be Kit Harington ffs and his face would still end up looking like a ham sandwich.
I'm not allowed to have a girlfriend until I'm done college, and I wouldn't anyway because I move every three years, a relationship wouldn't last long.
If I brought a girl home my mom and dad will activate try hard mode and embaress the shit out of me intentionally, I'm not dating anyone from here, and I'm sure as hell not bringing them home to meet my family, that's just like a suicide for the relationship.
If I ever want to scare a girl away, I'll introduce her to my parents, problem is they'll find me either way at some point >_>
Okay last song then I'm taking a break from this place
BEVERLY HILLS, THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL_WvOly7mY
Yeah I think he just wants to piss me off.
Gustav go live with a friend or something wtf
cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1byycwl8qgc
They're masters at it. ;-;
Word Of The Day
Jerquing -- verb. The act of searching a ship for unentered (undocumented) goods.
'Aw man, the Coast Guard better not be jerquing our ship. I got 30 kilos stashed below deck!'
NO DON'T TAKE A BREAK ;____________;
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Lol I failed, sorry. xD
Because of religion-based restrictions or what?
Where's the table he's supposed to be flipping?
Don't go.
((
He's not xD
There was a shooting near where I live a couple weeks ago. 3 young men gunned down this 19 year-old boy while he was driving. The worst part is that the three men were black and the boy was white, and this happened near a town that is predominantly white conservatives.
ahla feek.
Nope, because my Uncle (from my mother's side, my father's family are a bunch of a-holes) Daryl got someone pregnant young, so now my Mom threatens to cut my siblings and my balls off if we get someone pregnant. Fun fact I look and act exactly like my uncle when we was young, except when it comes to relationships, because I have none.
Not Kit Harington!
His face is bootyful.
Go ahead and spam!
Damn, he wants you to start early! My dad pulled that on me first year of college. 'If you don't get laid, I'll be disappointed." O_o
I read the shooting part as "a shooting star" for some reason
So, I guess this happened
Nice Pic bro
Good taste, love me some Weezer.
I was at a red light the other day with one car in front of me, and when the light turned green, that car had a bit of a delayed reaction. So some douche behind me started honking AT ME, like I was responsible for making him go faster or something.
I really believe in my Driver's Ed teacher's advice: don't ever use your horn, unless someone's about to smash into your car or something.
Wow, your mom is exaggerating xD
It won't be long. I just have to take care of some stuff and thangs.
(almost) isn't that young, but I don't like the girls of Israel, spoiled and selfish, not to mention shallow and immoral.. the list goes on.
How old are you?
Anyone else's notifications not loading? Wtf...
EDIT: Oh, NOW it loads. Smh.
Because having that thing as a pet is totally normal.
Who doesn't?