So, there was this random asshole at the train station today. I just casually waited for my train, when he (drunk as fuck, of course) walked by and started insulting me.
'You cow, what has the world become, it's like in the old days, where the whole village was cows and farmers...' (I'm roughly translating German to English, so it may not make sense...well, it didn't for me either tbh...)
What I made out of this is that he called me a cow. So, I said this (I am not shitting you, I was drunk too, but not as drunk :P):
'Well, ok, I'm a cow. But who is of more use to the people, a cow or a swine? Cause you're a swine. A cow gives milk, cheese and beef, a swine only gives pork. So, you see, I'm clearly a more valuable member of this country. Also, are you not ashamed of yourself, Mr. Swine? People like you are the people that are ruining this country. See, Mr. Swine, instead of doing something good with your money you just spend it on alcohol. And you don't have enough braincells to waste them, Mr. Swine. So piss off, motherfucker.'
I swear, his face was golden. Better than if I would have just kicked his ass (which really wouldn't have been hard, he could hardly stand). Everyone around us smiled or laughed, even his friends. I kicked his ass in a way, but one he didn't see coming.
So, there was this random asshole at the train station today. I just casually waited for my train, when he (drunk as fuck, of course) walked… more by and started insulting me.
'You cow, what has the world become, it's like in the old days, where the whole village was cows and farmers...' (I'm roughly translating German to English, so it may not make sense...well, it didn't for me either tbh...)
What I made out of this is that he called me a cow. So, I said this (I am not shitting you, I was drunk too, but not as drunk :P):
'Well, ok, I'm a cow. But who is of more use to the people, a cow or a swine? Cause you're a swine. A cow gives milk, cheese and beef, a swine only gives pork. So, you see, I'm clearly a more valuable member of this country. Also, are you not ashamed of yourself, Mr. Swine? People like you are the people that are ruining this country. See, Mr. Swine, instead of doing something good with your money you just spend it on al… [view original content]
So, my teacher's friend thinks I'm a good writer for some reason, and he wants me to write him a short horror/mystery story and he'll pay me for it so why not? I already came up with a name. I'll call it "silence". Just a heads up, because I won't be here in the next few days, I don't want to get distracted. Maybe I'll actually write something better than the masterpiece: "the adventures of Barry"
So, my teacher's friend thinks I'm a good writer for some reason, and he wants me to write him a short horror/mystery story and he'll pay me… more for it so why not? I already came up with a name. I'll call it "silence". Just a heads up, because I won't be here in the next few days, I don't want to get distracted. Maybe I'll actually write something better than the masterpiece: "the adventures of Barry"
So, my teacher's friend thinks I'm a good writer for some reason, and he wants me to write him a short horror/mystery story and he'll pay me… more for it so why not? I already came up with a name. I'll call it "silence". Just a heads up, because I won't be here in the next few days, I don't want to get distracted. Maybe I'll actually write something better than the masterpiece: "the adventures of Barry"
So, my teacher's friend thinks I'm a good writer for some reason, and he wants me to write him a short horror/mystery story and he'll pay me… more for it so why not? I already came up with a name. I'll call it "silence". Just a heads up, because I won't be here in the next few days, I don't want to get distracted. Maybe I'll actually write something better than the masterpiece: "the adventures of Barry"
Well, the adventures of Barry is the best story I ever made but the guy thinks I'm a good writer because of the plot of a story I wrote the first chapter of a couple of months ago but I never finished it. It's called "the bag". I tried writing other stories but I never finish them.
Well, the adventures of Barry is the best story I ever made but the guy thinks I'm a good writer because of the plot of a story I wrote the … morefirst chapter of a couple of months ago but I never finished it. It's called "the bag". I tried writing other stories but I never finish them.
ok so I'm kinda unsure whether I should do this but if you guys say you want it I'll do it anyway I was thinking of uploading all of episode 5 with the season 1 characters but only if people actually want to see it
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Curiosity.
Can't trust these fools unless they be deep fried and covered in BBQ sauce
Hopefully :'/
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I'm really bored, so here's a little game. Use the first letter of your first and last name to find out your villain name.
I'm "the dark mastermind"
my friend who made this is actually a genius xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V072405mJDE&list=UUfI2kwqcBYnDMZGkitW7LUw
not every muslim or jew are bad
The Dark Knight.....so I'm Batman?
Maybe Batman on helium.
Dark Skull epic
so i'm the vile ninja sounds sick xD
My favorite funny picture website funnyjunk is nearly all Jen Lawrence joke pictures over the last few days over what happened >:'(
'The Big Creature'
...So I'm Godzilla?
Like a regular ninja except you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom and you wipe your snot on people's furniture.
Yeah I know
I don't even have to fight anyone the sight and stench of me scares them away
The Dangerous Werewolf -_____________-
Imagine if he could split into different forms of himself, too.
What a mess.
"Yep, you got ninjas."
Why would it be? lol
The Dangerous Werewolf.
So, there was this random asshole at the train station today. I just casually waited for my train, when he (drunk as fuck, of course) walked by and started insulting me.
'You cow, what has the world become, it's like in the old days, where the whole village was cows and farmers...' (I'm roughly translating German to English, so it may not make sense...well, it didn't for me either tbh...)
What I made out of this is that he called me a cow. So, I said this (I am not shitting you, I was drunk too, but not as drunk :P):
'Well, ok, I'm a cow. But who is of more use to the people, a cow or a swine? Cause you're a swine. A cow gives milk, cheese and beef, a swine only gives pork. So, you see, I'm clearly a more valuable member of this country. Also, are you not ashamed of yourself, Mr. Swine? People like you are the people that are ruining this country. See, Mr. Swine, instead of doing something good with your money you just spend it on alcohol. And you don't have enough braincells to waste them, Mr. Swine. So piss off, motherfucker.'
I swear, his face was golden. Better than if I would have just kicked his ass (which really wouldn't have been hard, he could hardly stand). Everyone around us smiled or laughed, even his friends. I kicked his ass in a way, but one he didn't see coming.
Good times.
It's just a bunch of creepy pathetic people jacking off to her and treating her like she's a piece of meat....
The Bloody Ninja
hehehehe
Didn't understand the argument at all.
Still upvoted for the name "Mr. Swine".
JENNIFER LAWRENCE poor Jen she is such a talented and nice girl just terrible >:'(
Drunk arguments don't always make sense...at least everyone there thought I destroyed him.
So, my teacher's friend thinks I'm a good writer for some reason, and he wants me to write him a short horror/mystery story and he'll pay me for it so why not? I already came up with a name. I'll call it "silence". Just a heads up, because I won't be here in the next few days, I don't want to get distracted. Maybe I'll actually write something better than the masterpiece: "the adventures of Barry"
The brutal clown -______-
"The Brutal Werewolf" it sounds like a villain that isn't very popular.
Better than Barry? Are you insane? Nothing could be better! But you can try.
Freakin' NY Times bestselling author over here, already getting his royalty checks.
Mind sharing with us any past stories you wrote? c:
WTF EVEN THE LAST NAME
Well, the adventures of Barry is the best story I ever made but the guy thinks I'm a good writer because of the plot of a story I wrote the first chapter of a couple of months ago but I never finished it. It's called "the bag". I tried writing other stories but I never finish them.
Yeah, both called Daniel too.
Share! ^-^ pls pls pls
Share what?
ok so I'm kinda unsure whether I should do this but if you guys say you want it I'll do it anyway I was thinking of uploading all of episode 5 with the season 1 characters but only if people actually want to see it
The final list of it is
Clem=Clem
Luke=Lee
Kenny=S1 Kenny
Bonnie= Katjaa
Mike= Ben
AJ= Duck