I didn't get pregnant because pregnancy is gross n it makes u sick.
I just wake up one morning and suddenly there's a rock growing inside my stomach and for 9 months it grows flesh and hair and arms and legs but inside it's still a rock, so it's a rock trapped in a human's body, and then it comes out looking like that up there ^
I didn't get pregnant because pregnancy is gross n it makes u sick.
I just wake up one morning and suddenly there's a rock growing inside… more my stomach and for 9 months it grows flesh and hair and arms and legs but inside it's still a rock, so it's a rock trapped in a human's body, and then it comes out looking like that up there ^
She's so obsessed to cluke, you can tell it from her eyes and the way she speaks about it... Fucking nutjob, imma to talk to her unless she hung herself because luke died
Damn, you're so smooth.
Can we be like that couple from the fault in our stars who said "okay" as an expression of love or something
Except we're the cooler version and say k instead
plz
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It was. You summarized such a beautiful and intense comeback into a single letter. That's something I could never accomplish.
and sophisticated as hell!
Elegant as fuck and gourmet as the food at MacDonalds.
How did a rock get you pregnant?
Explain 2 mi
XD I'll be a little more boulder I think it rocks 7.5
I'll do something way worse than killing you.
I JUST HUGGED YOU MWAHAHAHHA
XDDD
LOL WTF
I didn't get pregnant because pregnancy is gross n it makes u sick.
I just wake up one morning and suddenly there's a rock growing inside my stomach and for 9 months it grows flesh and hair and arms and legs but inside it's still a rock, so it's a rock trapped in a human's body, and then it comes out looking like that up there ^
XD Ok this is tricky, one step at a time bro we will go for safer look then ^
DDD:
Got off me! Lmao no keep hugging, my hugs are the worst, I'll just be hurting you.
Sounds like someone got you pregnant, lol.
BUT I DIDN'T GET SICK SO THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
XD
Rekt
That face is a chick magnet thx brb trying that
k
Lol what the fuck is wrong with her?
She's so obsessed to cluke, you can tell it from her eyes and the way she speaks about it... Fucking nutjob, imma to talk to her unless she hung herself because luke died
You still gave birth to a fucking baby tho
She didn't.
She knows that if you have sex you get pregnant and die.
Only in my memories.
lmao XD I scroll up and get mindf**ked dayum
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this
so much this.
Damn, you're so smooth.
Can we be like that couple from the fault in our stars who said "okay" as an expression of love or something
Except we're the cooler version and say k instead
plz
My mum is alive c:
I 'd tap that.
Tell me.... in that special moment, was it rock hard?
wat
You're adopted.
k
She adopted you.
Cause of me.
Okay that's enough internet for today.
Or can we sing "Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der k!"
;_;
"MMOOOOOMM!?!!!"
You betcha.
Your mum is alive.
Oh wait, you're also adopted
SnK
No one loves me....Think about that