Just went out shooting! My nephew got his new AK-47 and my dad's pistol and we found a nice spot in the middle of nowhere got a bunch of soda cans and bottles full and went to town! First time I ever held a loaded weapon let alone fired one
Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
He replied, "It's running down my leg."
Joke.
Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembl… moreing and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
He replied, "It's running down my leg."
This happened sometime when I was at school last week.
Teacher: doing some presentation
Classmate: does something funny
Me: Starts laughing
Teacher: glares at me You think it's funny?
Me: Think it's fucking hilarious.
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Thanks another awesome one
Awesome :'D
Is that so? That’s a shame. At that time, I will not have my special discount rate, so you will use up all the money you have there in a flash.
Guys, does anyone know any ways to record a voice without a microphone?
Audacity didn't work? You could use your phone, if it has such a function.
My phone? Holy fuck. I forgot about it.
But if I record my voice on my phone, how do I upload on the Internet? I need to use a file sharer, right?
Yes, you need a file sharer to take the files from your phone to your PC.
Mornin'
Auto-correct almost corrected that to "Mormon'" -___-
fgt
LOOOOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
NICE
I wish I could fire a real weapon, I'm just using airsoft for now because I can't get one, not until the army.
m80 plis explain :[D
Viva la Vida Jaeger!
NEGAN IN TWDG WTF
Happy birthday (even though I already told you xD)
I hope there's a Daniel
turns the music off
Not dead, yet.
I've always wanted to know how to do that to.
Morning.
Badass
Joke.
Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
He replied, "It's running down my leg."
XD
You also confused the L's and K's places
It is not my joke. I know a site.
Loved this show so much. X}
Joke.
Q: How do you make a baby drink?
A: Stick it in the blender.
More JOKES!
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
This happened sometime when I was at school last week.
Teacher: doing some presentation
Classmate: does something funny
Me: Starts laughing
Teacher: glares at me You think it's funny?
Me: Think it's fucking hilarious.
@Welcome_to_Woodbury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTUzxL1dLfI
I never been on Tumblr but the stuff I heard about it sheet :'x
And then you got detention? xD
Nope. xD
Favorite childhood show, nothing was better than this
O-O Katie Perry is Loki wtf
I was like: O_O
Then I was like: xD
I'm sorry.
I'm scared.
What wrong bro?
Lol XD