Hottest TWAU characters (Round 1 Male characters)*CLOSED*
Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the newest contest brought to you by me @JamesDalton1995 and the awesome @TheZorkij who I would like to thank and give credit for helping me make the matchups. This contest will determine who you the fans think is the hottest male and female characters in the wolf among us game. This does NOT necessarily mean they are your favorite characters or you even like them. This just means that you think they are hot. I know some of you probably wanted a different contest like most hated characters or favorite comic characters or something else, but don't worry those will be coming eventually after this contest is done and decided.(if anyone wants to help with a comic book character contest, message me. I will need help because I haven't read all the comics, so I don't know all the characters. ) Anyways without further delay let's get started shall we?
Link to hottest female characters thread: http://www.telltalegames.com/community/discussion/89637/hottest-twau-characters-round-1-female-characters?new=1
Bigby vs Jack
Grendel vs Hans
Beast vs Bluebeard
Dr. Swineheart vs Johann
Cryer vs Prince Lawrence
Grimble vs Jersey Devil
Flycatcher vs Tiny Tim
Ichabod Crane vs Tweedle Dee
The Woodsman vs Georgie Porgie
Tweedle Dum vs Crooked Man
Comments
This brings back so many memories... Alright, from my perspective as a man:
This is pretty awesome stuff. I'd vote for the female ones, but I might vote here too! Big thumbs up for getting this awesome idea and sharing it.
Finally, after a long wait polls are here
Oh man....this should be good! Although I'm a dude, I'm still going to participate. Let's begin:
1.Bigby Let's play Red Ridding Hood, Sheriff. Meet you at grandma's help
2.Gren Such a dark and mysterious barfly. Not to mention with him being high...wink wink wink
3.Beast Bluebeard would be greedy and never take me to fancy dinners or shows >:(
4.Johann This delicious hunk of 'man' meat will, well...give me all the steaks I want! xD
5.LawrenceThis was tough but Cryer would blab to Fabletown about our love! :0
6.JerseyDat stache, though and the 70's porn star look. Yum yum
7.TimHe gave me diabetes just talking to him
8.CraneHe's a freak in the sheets! Play me some Keith Sweat! xD
9.GeorgieWho didn't see this....I mean, just look at those puppy dog eyes. That accent...Englad invade my shores! xD
10.Crooked ManHe can buy me fancy diamond rings, too xD
Ok... here I go (from a straight man's perspective btw, however I have no issue with commenting on another man's attractiveness):
There we go. That's what I think....
Admit it; you love the beard
I'm a guy but sure why not?
Bigby
Gren
Beast
Swineheart
Lawrence
Grimble
Tim
Dee?
Georgie (close though)
Crooked Man
That beard was pretty badass; Carver should've cut it off instead of beating him down with a radio :P
It rivals Kenny's.
Mister Biggs
Grenny-boy
Bald, Caucasian Lee
Guy who's an absolute Swine(heart)
Lawrence Broham the Third
Seventies Porn Star of Pawnshop Justice
Guy with the Sweetest Fly(catcher) you'll ever see
May be scum, but has epic sideburns and knows how to rock those glasses
Georgie P. - all tatted-up and nowhere to go
Classic Crooky - just be sure to make him wear an eyepatch
Bigby (Meet me at grandmas house in five. Not to mention those ripling pectorals...)
Gren (Loved that greasy New York look about him. And dat voice....melts me like butter each time)
Beast (Those arms and Bluebeard seems like he'd hit it and quit)
Johann (Knows how to handle his meat very well. )
Cryer (Lawrence looks like the crack heads that hang out in the park after hours)
Jersey (70's porn star and that stache. Plus, he seems like he can put it down...)
Flycatcher (Reminds me of my own boyfriend )
Crane (Freak in the sheets. Cue Keith Sweat)
Georgie (That thug attitude, the tats and that accent. Not to mention he has a HUGE bubble butt for a guy)
Crooked Man (Fix that eye and he's a chill and good looking guy with a powerful stache)
Bumpity
Why is Colin not an option? How can anybody resist those love handles?
I don't know I thought adding animals would make it weird XD
^^^DAFUQ, JJ....lol
You would notice this....pervert....xD
Bah! Jack versus Bigby....Oh that's not even fair....Although to be completely honest I feel like Jack was actually more attractive in canon...He also looks younger..Which is kinda funny if you think about it in the timeline sense. Also....Jersey.....LOLS. I can't even take that seriously. I think maybe we need to redo this poll after season 2 comes out....Maybe there will be more to choose from (hopefully)...It's kind of a cut and dried thing really.
Hans, Tim, and Cryer are the hottest characters to me. But, I surprisingly found Bigby kinda hot too, even though in the comics, he never affected me that way.
Also, kinda cruel making me choose between dear, sweet Flycatcher and dear, sweet Tim!
Damn.. The amount of male characters compared to female is scary. I wish females would get more attention.
So we can play Little Red Riding Hood of course! XD And its true about Georgie; you can REALLY notice in the 2nd episode. I was like 'damn Porgie....can bounce quarters off of there! Put yo ass on stage!'
Bigby is drawn in so many different ways in the comic;he can be all serious with blacked out eyes, or really cute looking with a sweet smile... Depends on the scene.
Cue the Fables character poll!
Lot of women to choose from there!!
Have you forgotten about the Nerissa and Bloody Mary voting craze fans have been worked up over the past few months? (unless you weren't here for that) Plus, there were numerous discussions about how people didn't like Snow for her attitude in TWAU.
So yeah, I would say that the females from this game have been getting plenty of attention thus far.
You can never go wrong with bacon.
Final bump. Ending in a few hours
Someone vote for beast or Bluebeard dang it. I can't end it on a tie lol.
I meant attention by TellTale, buddy. And I meant it in a way for them to equalize the female to male count.
Damn, dude, don't sound so hostile! I was just pointing it out.
And I personally think TT has brought a ton of attention to the females of TWAU anyway, despite their small cast of characters.
I am not hostile at all. I have no idea how you came to that conclusion.