Funniest dialogue in TWAU

BEAST: Hey Bigby, have you seen Beauty? Have you seen my wife?

BIGBY: ...

BEAST: Motherfu - (elevator doors close)

Never gets old.

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  • edited January 2015

    Colin: Well, maybe I wouldn't talk so much if my throat wasn't so parched.

    Bigby: Wait that doesn't make any...

    Colin: Just give me the drink will ya.


    Bigby (looking at soda machine): This stuff will kill you (smokes cigarette).


    Bloody Mary: They like to have their little sleepovers and say my name 5 time in a mirror. They find it lesss funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog. Ruff.


    Tweedle Dee: Oh, were you planning on using that? I thought you just really loved rubbing your little sword.


    The Woodsman: I'll kill you, you fucking bitch (the delivery was perfect).

  • Bigby : we didn't know what lives here baby.
    Rachel(witch) : Hey Dorothy you're someone baby called?

  • Georgie to Bigby: You're not taking me anywhere you fucking ponce!

    Georgie to Bigby: Oohh! I'm not here for that! Just stopped in for the chips then?

    Woodsman to Jersey: Listen, you bald, little dipshit!

  • Bigby: ''By being big and being bad.''

    Colin: ''By being BIG and being BAD, don't say this shit in front of people, it's embarassing.''

  • Gren to Woody: 'I don't want anything from you, Woody! I want there to be a big, black hole were you dumb, fucking ass used to be!'

    Georgie to Bigby: 'You're a big bad bastard. We get it...we FUCKING get it.'

    Toad to Bigby: 'Fucking gobshite prick....telling me how to spend my money.'

    'Gren won't remember this.'

  • edited January 2015

    anything T.J. says...he's adorable!

  • The line to Woody was pretty cruel :/

    JJwolf posted: »

    Gren to Woody: 'I don't want anything from you, Woody! I want there to be a big, black hole were you dumb, fucking ass used to be!' Georg

  • edited January 2015

    Faith: "He's had enough. For tonight at least. Wouldn't be surprised if he has an axe to grind though.

    Bigby: "........."

    Faith: "That wasn't intentional. Sorry."

    Bigby facial expression changes


    Bigby: "What an asshole"

    Snow: "Yeah, that was about an 8 on the asshole scale... Asshole scale? That doesn't sound right."


    Bigby: "You play the hand you're dealt"

    Woodsman: "Yeah, well, some people are forced to play with shit"

    Bigby: "That's a lovely image"


    Being nice to Dee during interrogation

    Dee: "You know, I really like spending time with you Bigby. You're so pleasant. Let's be friends... I was kidding. I don't want to be your friend."


    Bloody Mary: "So please, please, DISOBEY"

  • Beauty: Wow you're a better detective than I thought.

    Bigby: Ugh... Thanks.

    lol Always underestimating the wolf.

  • In the first issue of Fables, Snow says something similar to Bigby "You're not a half-bad detective, are you"

    Nice little foreshadowing reference there :D

    DoubleJump posted: »

    Beauty: Wow you're a better detective than I thought. Bigby: Ugh... Thanks. lol Always underestimating the wolf.

  • And it also shows how few times Bigby works, which is another forshadowing.

    HazzatheMan posted: »

    In the first issue of Fables, Snow says something similar to Bigby "You're not a half-bad detective, are you" Nice little foreshadowing reference there

  • I also find it funny that it's his job to be a detective/officer so of course he gonna be good at it.

    HazzatheMan posted: »

    In the first issue of Fables, Snow says something similar to Bigby "You're not a half-bad detective, are you" Nice little foreshadowing reference there

  • Bigby: Was it a Number One or a Number Two? For your sake, I hope it was a Number Two, or else you're probably shitting your pants right now.

  • Woodsman: You and I have been going at it for hundreds of years, I'm through fighting..."

    Bigby: Was it a Number One or a Number Two? For your sake, I hope it was a Number Two, or else you're probably shitting your pants right now.

  • edited January 2015

    Bigby: Well Woody, that makes two of us.

    HazzatheMan posted: »

    Woodsman: You and I have been going at it for hundreds of years, I'm through fighting..."

  • Calm down, it was a joke !

  • Gren: Nah that's okay, 'cause I'll you what he thinks-he thinks you have to pay chicks, to touch your fat hairy ass! THAT'S what he thinks!

    • Bigby: "Saved your drink for you. Holly wanted to clear it, but I said no you'll be back. And here you are."

    • Gren: "Trick after trick of this fat ass and Lily."

    • Georgie: "I don't give a rat's ass about that. Just fuck off and fetch him for me, alright."

  • Colin to Bigby :Your job is to beat the shit out of fables?

  • edited January 2015

    "Dad, the lights are shaking again."

    "What did I say? You want the Big Bad Wolf to come and take you away?"

    "No..."

    "Then get the fuck back inside!"

  • edited January 2015

    not that much funny but i like this one..

    "You think I like being the old woman in these stories? The men are heroes, the ladies are whores... and the old hags like me get to watch everyone they love die."

    -Aunty Greenleaf

  • The men are heroes, the ladies are whores

    That is strangely true in fairy tales XP

    Mich19 posted: »

    not that much funny but i like this one.. "You think I like being the old woman in these stories? The men are heroes, the ladies are whores... and the old hags like me get to watch everyone they love die." -Aunty Greenleaf

  • "Oh you were planning on using that? I just thought you liked rubbing your little sword"

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