Funniest dialogue in TWAU
BEAST: Hey Bigby, have you seen Beauty? Have you seen my wife?
BIGBY: ...
BEAST: Motherfu - (elevator doors close)
Never gets old.
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BEAST: Hey Bigby, have you seen Beauty? Have you seen my wife?
BIGBY: ...
BEAST: Motherfu - (elevator doors close)
Never gets old.
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Colin: Well, maybe I wouldn't talk so much if my throat wasn't so parched.
Bigby: Wait that doesn't make any...
Colin: Just give me the drink will ya.
Bigby (looking at soda machine): This stuff will kill you (smokes cigarette).
Bloody Mary: They like to have their little sleepovers and say my name 5 time in a mirror. They find it lesss funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog. Ruff.
Tweedle Dee: Oh, were you planning on using that? I thought you just really loved rubbing your little sword.
The Woodsman: I'll kill you, you fucking bitch (the delivery was perfect).
Bigby : we didn't know what lives here baby.
Rachel(witch) : Hey Dorothy you're someone baby called?
Georgie to Bigby: You're not taking me anywhere you fucking ponce!
Georgie to Bigby: Oohh! I'm not here for that! Just stopped in for the chips then?
Woodsman to Jersey: Listen, you bald, little dipshit!
Bigby: ''By being big and being bad.''
Colin: ''By being BIG and being BAD, don't say this shit in front of people, it's embarassing.''
Gren to Woody: 'I don't want anything from you, Woody! I want there to be a big, black hole were you dumb, fucking ass used to be!'
Georgie to Bigby: 'You're a big bad bastard. We get it...we FUCKING get it.'
Toad to Bigby: 'Fucking gobshite prick....telling me how to spend my money.'
'Gren won't remember this.'
anything T.J. says...he's adorable!
The line to Woody was pretty cruel
Faith: "He's had enough. For tonight at least. Wouldn't be surprised if he has an axe to grind though.
Bigby: "........."
Faith: "That wasn't intentional. Sorry."
Bigby facial expression changes
Bigby: "What an asshole"
Snow: "Yeah, that was about an 8 on the asshole scale... Asshole scale? That doesn't sound right."
Bigby: "You play the hand you're dealt"
Woodsman: "Yeah, well, some people are forced to play with shit"
Bigby: "That's a lovely image"
Being nice to Dee during interrogation
Dee: "You know, I really like spending time with you Bigby. You're so pleasant. Let's be friends... I was kidding. I don't want to be your friend."
Bloody Mary: "So please, please, DISOBEY"
Beauty: Wow you're a better detective than I thought.
Bigby: Ugh... Thanks.
lol Always underestimating the wolf.
In the first issue of Fables, Snow says something similar to Bigby "You're not a half-bad detective, are you"
Nice little foreshadowing reference there
And it also shows how few times Bigby works, which is another forshadowing.
I also find it funny that it's his job to be a detective/officer so of course he gonna be good at it.
Bigby: Was it a Number One or a Number Two? For your sake, I hope it was a Number Two, or else you're probably shitting your pants right now.
Woodsman: You and I have been going at it for hundreds of years, I'm through fighting..."
Bigby: Well Woody, that makes two of us.
Calm down, it was a joke !
Gren: Nah that's okay, 'cause I'll you what he thinks-he thinks you have to pay chicks, to touch your fat hairy ass! THAT'S what he thinks!
Bigby: "Saved your drink for you. Holly wanted to clear it, but I said no you'll be back. And here you are."
Gren: "Trick after trick of this fat ass and Lily."
Georgie: "I don't give a rat's ass about that. Just fuck off and fetch him for me, alright."
Colin to Bigby :Your job is to beat the shit out of fables?
"Dad, the lights are shaking again."
"What did I say? You want the Big Bad Wolf to come and take you away?"
"No..."
"Then get the fuck back inside!"
not that much funny but i like this one..
"You think I like being the old woman in these stories? The men are heroes, the ladies are whores... and the old hags like me get to watch everyone they love die."
-Aunty Greenleaf
That is strangely true in fairy tales XP
"Oh you were planning on using that? I just thought you liked rubbing your little sword"