Oh yeah, I remember this one. I was quite young when I first watched it, so I didn't really understood the humor and find it rather scary. Today, it is still scary, but at least I can see the humor.
Attention, people of Pandora! Handsome Jack here, offering a million bucks to whomever brings me the Tales from the Borderlands Episode 2 which just arrived in Liar’s Berg. Oh, and I’m still offering a reward for Roland, the mass-murdering leader of the Crimson Raiders. Good hunting, bandits!
Come on telltale i'm losing my mind when the hell will episode 2 come out just tell us and then we will w8!
Attention, people of Pandora! Handsome Jack here, offering a million bucks to whomever brings me the Tales from the Borderlands Episode 2 wh… moreich just arrived in Liar’s Berg. Oh, and I’m still offering a reward for Roland, the mass-murdering leader of the Crimson Raiders. Good hunting, bandits!
Come on telltale i'm losing my mind when the hell will episode 2 come out just tell us and then we will w8!
Attention, people of Pandora! Handsome Jack here, offering a million bucks to whomever brings me the Tales from the Borderlands Episode 2 wh… moreich just arrived in Liar’s Berg. Oh, and I’m still offering a reward for Roland, the mass-murdering leader of the Crimson Raiders. Good hunting, bandits!
Come on telltale i'm losing my mind when the hell will episode 2 come out just tell us and then we will w8!
This is a message to all the phony Jack's out there, (mockingly) “the so called wannabe Jacks.” Pandora as you knew it -- the chaos, the bandits -- that time has passed. If you let it, this could be an era of order -- of peace! Just turn yourselves in, and I promise: your deaths will be quick.
Oh and one more thing You’re bandits. You’re the bad guys. And I...am the goddamn HERO. Just play n' with y'all kiddos! LOL!
this article says it will be released feb 17th Further delays notwithstanding http://www.videogamesblogger.com/2014/11/26/tales-from-the-borderlands-episode-2-release-date.htm
Yeah, I wouldn't trust that shit. I'd like to be able to, but they have a link on that page to The Wolf Among Us season 2 release date (which TT have not even confirmed is happening yet) so...
this article says it will be released feb 17th Further delays notwithstanding http://www.videogamesblogger.com/2014/11/26/tales-from-the-borderlands-episode-2-release-date.htm
Yeah, I wouldn't trust that shit. I'd like to be able to, but they have a link on that page to The Wolf Among Us season 2 release date (which TT have not even confirmed is happening yet) so...
Well I didn't really notice any difference from the plotline episode 1 was going and the rest of the season of TWAU. What was the original plot of TWAU?
this article says it will be released feb 17th Further delays notwithstanding http://www.videogamesblogger.com/2014/11/26/tales-from-the-borderlands-episode-2-release-date.htm
The original plot was an actual serial killer and the NYPD discovering the existence of Fabletown, and Snow was supposed to remain dead until episode 5. However, that was scrapped after the first episode due to the fact that it went against canon. During the gap between Episode 1 and 2, it was re-written to the Crooked Man plot.
Well I didn't really notice any difference from the plotline episode 1 was going and the rest of the season of TWAU. What was the original plot of TWAU?
The original plot was an actual serial killer and the NYPD discovering the existence of Fabletown, and Snow was supposed to remain dead unti… morel episode 5. However, that was scrapped after the first episode due to the fact that it went against canon. During the gap between Episode 1 and 2, it was re-written to the Crooked Man plot.
Attention, people of Pandora! Handsome Jack here, offering a million bucks to whomever brings me the Tales from the Borderlands Episode 2 wh… moreich just arrived in Liar’s Berg. Oh, and I’m still offering a reward for Roland, the mass-murdering leader of the Crimson Raiders. Good hunting, bandits!
Come on telltale i'm losing my mind when the hell will episode 2 come out just tell us and then we will w8!
This is a message to all the phony Jack's out there, (mockingly) “the so called wannabe Jacks.” Pandora as you knew it -- the chaos, the ban… moredits -- that time has passed. If you let it, this could be an era of order -- of peace! Just turn yourselves in, and I promise: your deaths will be quick.
Oh and one more thing You’re bandits. You’re the bad guys. And I...am the goddamn HERO. Just play n' with y'all kiddos! LOL!
See, this guy's technique is completely off. It's all in the wrist - and not going for they eyes? What is this, amateur hour?
I can sever a bandit's optic nerve in 30 seconds, tops - it's like scooping into a grapefruit. But there's also a certain finesse that is needed, a level of sophistication that ensures you're able pop his pupils without causing a cerebral haemorrhage. He's gotta live so he can take care of his screaming brats - because that's what heroes do - they show mercy.
it's not a matter of the time being short that i was getting at, but that they actually gave a date. no "soon" crap, but a real date. if they keep setting a date and holding to it throughout their episodic release... well, it's something i (and i'm sure MANY others) would REALLY like to see from TTG. already made or not, that's alot more than we get here for weeks on end.
Yet they can afford big named actors
well scott porter isn't exactly a huge actor but he would have cost them a bit, michael madsen … morethey couldn't even keep him around for the whole season and i'm guessing they are only getting so many got actors because of hbo
have 4 games running at the same time. (Minecraft, original IP, GoT and TftB).
no they have 2 games right now just because they announce one does not mean they are working on it
I'm fine with episodic releases, but the gap between each one is currently ridiculous.
the only reason the gap between episode 1 and 2 for life is strange is so short is because the episode is already done it is in the game files that isn't how you do episodic games i bet if telltale finished a episode and just held it back or hid it in the game files so they can release it later people would be pissed but no one is mentioning that part for life is strange aren't they?
You know...One of the user posted the video of Spoon killer. It got me thinking. Now every time I hear the word "Soon." it is going to feel like getting a spoon slapped at my face.
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Psst I hear that there is a 20 year old australian girl in these forums acting as HJ
Oh yeah, I remember this one. I was quite young when I first watched it, so I didn't really understood the humor and find it rather scary. Today, it is still scary, but at least I can see the humor.
She also does a damn good job at it 10/10 would speak to again.
I've actually never seen this before. Amazing.
Me neither. I must say it's pretty harrowing...
Attention, people of Pandora! Handsome Jack here, offering a million bucks to whomever brings me the Tales from the Borderlands Episode 2 which just arrived in Liar’s Berg. Oh, and I’m still offering a reward for Roland, the mass-murdering leader of the Crimson Raiders. Good hunting, bandits!
Come on telltale i'm losing my mind when the hell will episode 2 come out just tell us and then we will w8!
You know how funny it is that we already have a Handsome Jack here.
Someone will come and duel you for the right of the name.
This is a message to all the phony Jack's out there, (mockingly) “the so called wannabe Jacks.” Pandora as you knew it -- the chaos, the bandits -- that time has passed. If you let it, this could be an era of order -- of peace! Just turn yourselves in, and I promise: your deaths will be quick.
Oh and one more thing You’re bandits. You’re the bad guys. And I...am the goddamn HERO. Just play n' with y'all kiddos! LOL!
this article says it will be released feb 17th Further delays notwithstanding http://www.videogamesblogger.com/2014/11/26/tales-from-the-borderlands-episode-2-release-date.htm
Don't trust it if it's not Telltale.
Yeah, I wouldn't trust that shit. I'd like to be able to, but they have a link on that page to The Wolf Among Us season 2 release date (which TT have not even confirmed is happening yet) so...
Stahp
Telltale just love to fuck with our feels don't they? I'm thinking they probably get some kinda twisted kick out of witnessing our pain and sorrow.
I would not be surprised if it did not come out until March. We had GoT this month already.
Well I didn't really notice any difference from the plotline episode 1 was going and the rest of the season of TWAU. What was the original plot of TWAU?
I like how right after that date, which is now crossed out... it states that it's been postponed for another full month. I wonder what's going on.
The original plot was an actual serial killer and the NYPD discovering the existence of Fabletown, and Snow was supposed to remain dead until episode 5. However, that was scrapped after the first episode due to the fact that it went against canon. During the gap between Episode 1 and 2, it was re-written to the Crooked Man plot.
I keep hearing that Athena will make an appearance in the series; has that been confirmed anywhere?
Handsome Jack will be the first one I'll get.
I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't even come out in March. Telltale dropped the ball.
Are you joking?
Don't over react. It'll come out in either February or March.
"I have a number of questions that would take only a moment to answer."
"No time to explain bye!"
Suddenly remembered this line. Seems relevant.
It's almost F17 (even though that probably means nothing at this point) and you know what that means! Episode 2 info is...... coming soon.
well thank telltale for that..
Not really.
Willingham forced them to change it because canon.
Just one of my body doubles, Kiddo - I can never be too careful...
Like Timothy?
Yeah, I don't actually know their names, Pumpkin.
As soon as they sign that contract they're just another handsome face/bullet magnet.
Bullet magnet, sounds like you treat them with the highest respect. :P
Great job, other Jack - you're really throwing them off my trail - might want to update your intel about Roland, though...
Okay Kiddo, you've gone three posts without mentioning my... I mean your abs. They don't call us Handsome Jack for nothing, right Pumpkin?
They're hardcore sadists, which makes us all masochists for sticking around!
*Praise Willingham
Yes, he is an awesome God.
See, this guy's technique is completely off. It's all in the wrist - and not going for they eyes? What is this, amateur hour?
I can sever a bandit's optic nerve in 30 seconds, tops - it's like scooping into a grapefruit. But there's also a certain finesse that is needed, a level of sophistication that ensures you're able pop his pupils without causing a cerebral haemorrhage. He's gotta live so he can take care of his screaming brats - because that's what heroes do - they show mercy.
AAAAaaaaa you said the s-word!!! (wow that word is pretty meaningless now.)
it's not a matter of the time being short that i was getting at, but that they actually gave a date. no "soon" crap, but a real date. if they keep setting a date and holding to it throughout their episodic release... well, it's something i (and i'm sure MANY others) would REALLY like to see from TTG. already made or not, that's alot more than we get here for weeks on end.
You know...One of the user posted the video of Spoon killer. It got me thinking. Now every time I hear the word "Soon." it is going to feel like getting a spoon slapped at my face.