Man, i have to give u credit for at least trying...uhhh... i mean well done as much as this pains me to say this but Hey, kiddo. Jack here -- president of Hyperion. Lemme explain how things work here: Why dont we join forces defeat the evil forces of those pathetic vault hunters and bandits so that we could bring peac to Pandora, what do u say, kiddo are u in this with me? whispers; just remember pumpkin that am the goddamn HERO
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I'm going to need you to come up to Helios and get a diction chip installed. You've got the voice and the looks down perfectly, but you write like a common bandit. A hero should take pride in his spelling and grammar - it's the Hyperion way.
Man, i have to give u credit for at least trying...uhhh... i mean well done as much as this pains me to say this but Hey, kiddo. Jack here -… more- president of Hyperion. Lemme explain how things work here: Why dont we join forces defeat the evil forces of those pathetic vault hunters and bandits so that we could bring peac to Pandora, what do u say, kiddo are u in this with me? whispers; just remember pumpkin that am the goddamn HERO
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Hey Kiddo,
I'm going to need you to come up to Helios and get a diction chip installed. You've got the voice and the looks down perfectly… more, but you write like a common bandit. A hero should take pride in his spelling and grammar - it's the Hyperion way.
We are quite fickle fans aren't we... We're all "Why TT, WHYYYY????" then, "I hate you forever, TT" until the content is released and we all just go "I wuv you soooooo much TT, you're amazing, omg"
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Man, i have to give u credit for at least trying...uhhh... i mean well done as much as this pains me to say this but Hey, kiddo. Jack here -- president of Hyperion. Lemme explain how things work here: Why dont we join forces defeat the evil forces of those pathetic vault hunters and bandits so that we could bring peac to Pandora, what do u say, kiddo are u in this with me? whispers; just remember pumpkin that am the goddamn HERO
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Aw, thought you might be into that kinda stuff...
Pulls out whip
You've been a bad, bad boy, Jack.
Use of the s-word.
GTFO
Alright u had ur fun kiddo so why dont u just run along and become that bullet magnet for me!!!!
hmmmmm.. let me think about this....no!!!!
xD this video killed me hahahahah
You're adorable, Kitten.
Hey Kiddo,
I'm going to need you to come up to Helios and get a diction chip installed. You've got the voice and the looks down perfectly, but you write like a common bandit. A hero should take pride in his spelling and grammar - it's the Hyperion way.
Hey, I never said I wasn't into it...
I'm pretty sure we'll get a trailer today, so let's just relax
How can I relax - HE DIDN'T PEEL THE BANANA! WHAT IS THIS ANARCHY?!!!
the cat in this gif are the players, the sloth (well I think its a sloth) is tell-tale
Raw.
I can't even imagine eating the peel, let alone the black thing on the bottom, gah.
So many gifs... Ugh.
Seriously though, it's been more than two months. Are they even going to release it still?..
The black thing is not that bad.
Nah, I think they just quit after episode one on this series. At least it feels that way.
All I'm saying is this, it better be worth the wait.
He called himself hero, PRICELESS
You are under arrest, hands up criminal
If it's anything like ep 1 it should be, I have hope
Yeah, I have a feeling after playing for about 5 minutes 90% of us will be like:
Until the NEXT delay, that is...
I use to buy season passes to telltale games...buuuuut waiting 9 months for a "season" isn't worth it
This is how much hope i have left
I'm starting to lose my patience, going from checking this thread once or twice a week to checking it multiple times a day.
TftB Episode 2 where are you?!
Oh, yes i love doctor who
F17 and still nothing. Why did I even buy the game to support them if things are like this? Telltale please ;;___;;
Can we go to the distant future where episode 2 is out?
We are quite fickle fans aren't we... We're all "Why TT, WHYYYY????" then, "I hate you forever, TT" until the content is released and we all just go "I wuv you soooooo much TT, you're amazing, omg"
Is optimism dead? No it - it can't be...
Of course! Just let me set the TARDIS to 50 thousand years in the future and...were ready to go! Would take you with me lass but its too dangerous
Bitch, don't tell me it's too dangerous!
Calm yourself people! It's still very early in the day, it could still turn up!
You asked for it, come on get in.....don't leave me hanging here
Oh and be wary of the raging telltale fans with guns
Jumps in TARDIS
Let's go!
This doesn't look right....Maybe i miscalculated?
Middle of the day here.
Face it scooby theres no hope left....F17 is dead