Can you please keep posting these every day until the last registered person on this site accepts it's a joke. I admit the first one fell flat because of timezone differences - but I really want it to be like, July and people still just thinking you've got your dates mixed up.
Can you please keep posting these every day until the last registered person on this site accepts it's a joke. I admit the first one fell fl… moreat because of timezone differences - but I really want it to be like, July and people still just thinking you've got your dates mixed up.
F17 NEVER FORGET
I'm not angry! I genuinely think the joke is hilarious, and find it even more hilarious that people don't get that it's a joke!
I genuinely want @Poogers555 to keep posting them because it makes me laugh at my own blind faith in F17 - and if I can't laugh at that - well, the alternative is just depressing...
I'm not angry! I genuinely think the joke is hilarious, and find it even more hilarious that people don't get that it's a joke!
I genuine… morely want @Poogers555 to keep posting them because it makes me laugh at my own blind faith in F17 - and if I can't laugh at that - well, the alternative is just depressing...
I haven't been around for too long, but you seem to always include a gif every time you're commenting/replying (and they're funny bc they're on the spot). So, can you comment without including a gif for once?
Damn it, now I gotta burn another body, buy three boxes, put said ashes into the boxes and pretend it your great great grandparents. [prepares to burn the thrid dead body]
If they really are delaying the game so long, I wonder why.
Why would they rewrite it? Didn't they only go through the rewrite shenanigans with TWAU because the episode leaked? That didn't happen with Borderlands, did it?
I don't always use gifs, sometimes i just replu with a quirky one-liner, but i need gifs to express my emotions and if they are funny why would i stop?
I haven't been around for too long, but you seem to always include a gif every time you're commenting/replying (and they're funny bc they're on the spot). So, can you comment without including a gif for once?
looks expectantly
If they really are delaying the game so long, I wonder why.
Why would they rewrite it? Didn't they only go through the rewrite shenanigans with TWAU because the episode leaked? That didn't happen with Borderlands, did it?
Tales of the Boderlands episode 2 was said to come out on J27. Lies. All lies. But then it was said it will come out F17. Lies. All lies. They say, it will come out on F24. Lies. All lies. The only thing that was never a lie, was the horrid word, a word that was worshipped, now scar many newcomers that fall into their nests of lies, only to be devoured of all emotions. That word was:
New interview mentions Tales from the Borderlands!
"Minecraft: Storymode? Oh yeah that's coming along just fabulous; I'm telling you, it's cheapest game we've ever made in the history of Telltale because it's just a bunch of blocks! And with less hubs and shorter episodes, we're gonna be even more stinking rich, hashtag bwhaaha!" Job J Stauffer said in an exclusive interview with Fake Game Magazine while sunbathing on the sunny beaches of the Waffle Islands. When asked for details on the upcoming episode of Tales from the Borderlands, Mr. Stauffer refused to comment, quicking making off in his diamond incrusted yacht named the 'Soon'.
New interview mentions Tales from the Borderlands!
"Minecraft: Storymode? Oh yeah that's coming along just fabulous; I'm telling you, it'… mores cheapest game we've ever made in the history of Telltale because it's just a bunch of blocks! And with less hubs and shorter episodes, we're gonna be even more stinking rich, hashtag bwhaaha!" Job J Stauffer said in an exclusive interview with Fake Game Magazine while sunbathing on the sunny beaches of the Waffle Islands. When asked for details on the upcoming episode of Tales from the Borderlands, Mr. Stauffer refused to comment, quicking making off in his diamond incrusted yacht named the 'Soon'.
Cheer up guys and girls, you know what they say?
Some things in Telltale are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just mak… moree you swear and curse
When you want to send them a missile
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
...always look on the bright side
of Telltale...
(Whistle)
Always look on the light side
of Telltale...
(Whistle)
If Telltale seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright
side of Telltale...
(Whistle)
Come on.
Always look on the right side
of Telltale...
(Whistle)
For Telltale is quite absurd
And "SOON" is the final word
You must always face the credits
with a song
Forget about their sin… [view original content]
New interview mentions Tales from the Borderlands!
"Minecraft: Storymode? Oh yeah that's coming along just fabulous; I'm telling you, it'… mores cheapest game we've ever made in the history of Telltale because it's just a bunch of blocks! And with less hubs and shorter episodes, we're gonna be even more stinking rich, hashtag bwhaaha!" Job J Stauffer said in an exclusive interview with Fake Game Magazine while sunbathing on the sunny beaches of the Waffle Islands. When asked for details on the upcoming episode of Tales from the Borderlands, Mr. Stauffer refused to comment, quicking making off in his diamond incrusted yacht named the 'Soon'.
Poogers555, look across the horizon and close your eyes. Imagne that ep2 we been hoping for, just imagine how fun you're having with Rhys being humorly controlled by Handsome Jack. Imagne, Fiona shooting down crooks and taking their cash. Just keep imagining it. [pulls out gun and shoots Poogers555] How could you telltale, look what you've done to this sweet innocent girl, or boy, or transgender. Loooooookkkkkkk!!!!!!
New interview mentions Tales from the Borderlands!
"Minecraft: Storymode? Oh yeah that's coming along just fabulous; I'm telling you, it'… mores cheapest game we've ever made in the history of Telltale because it's just a bunch of blocks! And with less hubs and shorter episodes, we're gonna be even more stinking rich, hashtag bwhaaha!" Job J Stauffer said in an exclusive interview with Fake Game Magazine while sunbathing on the sunny beaches of the Waffle Islands. When asked for details on the upcoming episode of Tales from the Borderlands, Mr. Stauffer refused to comment, quicking making off in his diamond incrusted yacht named the 'Soon'.
If they really are delaying the game so long, I wonder why.
Why would they rewrite it? Didn't they only go through the rewrite shenanigans with TWAU because the episode leaked? That didn't happen with Borderlands, did it?
Comments
Today I woke up and episode 2 wasn't still out.
how dar u
shes kin elisabeth
Telltales face right now...
Stahp!
(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┬──┬
Can you please keep posting these every day until the last registered person on this site accepts it's a joke. I admit the first one fell flat because of timezone differences - but I really want it to be like, July and people still just thinking you've got your dates mixed up.
F17 NEVER FORGET
Holy crap, Jack got angry.
No spoon around, thankfully.
3spooky5me
Who is scared of a little spoon...
I'm not angry! I genuinely think the joke is hilarious, and find it even more hilarious that people don't get that it's a joke!
I genuinely want @Poogers555 to keep posting them because it makes me laugh at my own blind faith in F17 - and if I can't laugh at that - well, the alternative is just depressing...
Stevie Wonder isn't, that's for sure.
Alright then.
But still, I have no spoon.
Wait, wtf bro
I got a spoon
Pipas you lost it too?! You were the one who was holding this whole thing together! Noooooo
(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┬──┬
Throws self on the fire
I like you man. Keep the spirit up haha
All hope...is lost...
Rip again scooby
I haven't been around for too long, but you seem to always include a gif every time you're commenting/replying (and they're funny bc they're on the spot). So, can you comment without including a gif for once?
looks expectantly
Damn it, now I gotta burn another body, buy three boxes, put said ashes into the boxes and pretend it your great great grandparents. [prepares to burn the thrid dead body]
Wait. [grabs glue and uses it on table] there all better now. Glad we solve that table problem, now about that ep2 tho?
Cheer up guys and girls, you know what they say?
Some things in Telltale are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you want to send them a missile
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
...always look on the bright side
of Telltale...
(Whistle)
Always look on the light side
of Telltale...
(Whistle)
If Telltale seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright
side of Telltale...
(Whistle)
Come on.
Always look on the right side
of Telltale...
(Whistle)
For Telltale is quite absurd
And "SOON" is the final word
You must always face the credits
with a song
Forget about their sins - they will
make a lot of wins
Enjoy it - while you are waiting
for so long
So always look on the bright side
of delay...
(Whistle)
a-Just before release you'll scream "Yay"!
(Whistle)
Delay a piece of shit, when you look at it
Delay a laugh and release is a joke, it's true
You'll see its all a show, keep 'em laughin as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And...
Always look on the bright side
of Telltale...
(Whistle)
Always look on the right side
of Telltale...
C'mon fans, cheer up!
Always look on the bright side
of Telltale...
Always look on the bright side
of Telltale!
If they really are delaying the game so long, I wonder why.
Why would they rewrite it? Didn't they only go through the rewrite shenanigans with TWAU because the episode leaked? That didn't happen with Borderlands, did it?
I don't always use gifs, sometimes i just replu with a quirky one-liner, but i need gifs to express my emotions and if they are funny why would i stop?
Edit:
It certainly isn't boring or overrated. You are watching the same series as me and playing the same game, right?
The episode wasn't leaked, it was rewritten because it went against canon. Not sure why they would rewrite Tales though
That doesn't necessarily mean anything, ya know. They go up on steamdb apparently like 2 months before its release.
And for the last fucking time, they have separate teams. One game's release or delay will not affect the other whatsoever.
Well you don't have to agree you know. And yes, it certainly is.
Tales of the Boderlands episode 2 was said to come out on J27. Lies. All lies. But then it was said it will come out F17. Lies. All lies. They say, it will come out on F24. Lies. All lies. The only thing that was never a lie, was the horrid word, a word that was worshipped, now scar many newcomers that fall into their nests of lies, only to be devoured of all emotions. That word was:
"soon"
[looks at stupidly] This is not times for high fives, I still need to watch out the ash on my hands.
New interview mentions Tales from the Borderlands!
"Minecraft: Storymode? Oh yeah that's coming along just fabulous; I'm telling you, it's cheapest game we've ever made in the history of Telltale because it's just a bunch of blocks! And with less hubs and shorter episodes, we're gonna be even more stinking rich, hashtag bwhaaha!" Job J Stauffer said in an exclusive interview with Fake Game Magazine while sunbathing on the sunny beaches of the Waffle Islands. When asked for details on the upcoming episode of Tales from the Borderlands, Mr. Stauffer refused to comment, quicking making off in his diamond incrusted yacht named the 'Soon'.
Such hate on Mr. Strauffer XD
tl;dr
sry
*The S.S. Soon
Each S stands for Soon.
Poogers555, look across the horizon and close your eyes. Imagne that ep2 we been hoping for, just imagine how fun you're having with Rhys being humorly controlled by Handsome Jack. Imagne, Fiona shooting down crooks and taking their cash. Just keep imagining it. [pulls out gun and shoots Poogers555] How could you telltale, look what you've done to this sweet innocent girl, or boy, or transgender. Loooooookkkkkkk!!!!!!
Oh god, Telltale better not be rewriting again. The last time they did that, Season 2 was doomed and A Wolf Among Us was only just sorta okay.
LEAVE THE GAME ALOOOONE T____T I swear, you even so much as put Rhys doggy paddling in a lake and you're gonna regret it!