I'm not angry! I genuinely think the joke is hilarious, and find it even more hilarious that people don't get that it's a joke!
I genuine… morely want @Poogers555 to keep posting them because it makes me laugh at my own blind faith in F17 - and if I can't laugh at that - well, the alternative is just depressing...
Poogers555, look across the horizon and close your eyes. Imagne that ep2 we been hoping for, just imagine how fun you're having with Rhys be… moreing humorly controlled by Handsome Jack. Imagne, Fiona shooting down crooks and taking their cash. Just keep imagining it. [pulls out gun and shoots Poogers555] How could you telltale, look what you've done to this sweet innocent girl, or boy, or transgender. Loooooookkkkkkk!!!!!!
New interview mentions Tales from the Borderlands!
"Minecraft: Storymode? Oh yeah that's coming along just fabulous; I'm telling you, it'… mores cheapest game we've ever made in the history of Telltale because it's just a bunch of blocks! And with less hubs and shorter episodes, we're gonna be even more stinking rich, hashtag bwhaaha!" Job J Stauffer said in an exclusive interview with Fake Game Magazine while sunbathing on the sunny beaches of the Waffle Islands. When asked for details on the upcoming episode of Tales from the Borderlands, Mr. Stauffer refused to comment, quicking making off in his diamond incrusted yacht named the 'Soon'.
Fiona: Come on, Rhys, the map says the Vault is just behind that large frozen lake!
Rhys: Wait, okay? Wait. I've never dealt with ice before, you Pandoran scum.
Jack: And I'm a digital version of myself and nothing will happen to me. You mad, bro?
Rhys: Wait, what? Nothing will ha-Rhys breaks the ice with his foot Shit.
Sasha: Wait! Rhys, darling...I'm gonna help you!
Rhys: Just wai---Rhys falls halfway through the ice AHHH!!
Sasha: Oh my God! Fiona, help him! He's almost Frozen! We can't let him go!
Fiona: What am I supposed to do?
Rhys: Nah, Sasha, it's alright...Don't. The ice is too thin. Just shoot those damn Hyperion soldiers and give me some time. My legs are like two pieces of ice right now.
Sasha: You gotta help him, Fiona!
Rhys: Don't doom us both, Fiona! Shoot those Hyperion soldiers or we'll all be dead, not just me!
[Help Rhys]
Fiona: I'll help you.
Rhys: Fuck no, you're gonna fall.
Fiona: Shut up and hand me your hand. Not the robotic one, please.
Rhys hands his normal hand to Fiona. They fall through. Fiona finds her way out of the water. She looks around to find Rhys but she finds him dead in cold, dark water...
Fiona: Oh no! The writing killed him!
or
[Cover Rhys]
Fiona shoots the Hyperion soldiers. Sasha gets irritated and comes to Rhys.
Sasha: Why must I do everything myself? Gimme your hand, darling, please.
Rhys: I don't want to kill us both.
Sasha: You won't.
They fall through, though. They are not seen or heard for like two minutes and then Sasha appears, holding cold and almost chilled to death Rhys.
Sasha: I got you! It's gonna be alright!
Rhys: N-n-n-n-no it wo-wo-wo-won't. T-T-Take care of H-H-Hyperion...I lov--
Rhys dies from the cold.
Sasha: Rhys? Rhys?! NOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm sorry! And sorry for calling you a Hyperion slave earlier!
Oh god, Telltale better not be rewriting again. The last time they did that, Season 2 was doomed and A Wolf Among Us was only just sorta oka… morey.
LEAVE THE GAME ALOOOONE T____T I swear, you even so much as put Rhys doggy paddling in a lake and you're gonna regret it!
LOL! I just had the best idea
Episode 5
Fiona: Come on, Rhys, the map says the Vault is just behind that large frozen lake!
Rhys: W… moreait, okay? Wait. I've never dealt with ice before, you Pandoran scum.
Jack: And I'm a digital version of myself and nothing will happen to me. You mad, bro?
Rhys: Wait, what? Nothing will ha-Rhys breaks the ice with his foot Shit.
Sasha: Wait! Rhys, darling...I'm gonna help you!
Rhys: Just wai---Rhys falls halfway through the ice AHHH!!
Sasha: Oh my God! Fiona, help him! He's almost Frozen! We can't let him go!
Fiona: What am I supposed to do?
Rhys: Nah, Sasha, it's alright...Don't. The ice is too thin. Just shoot those damn Hyperion soldiers and give me some time. My legs are like two pieces of ice right now.
Sasha: You gotta help him, Fiona!
Rhys: Don't doom us both, Fiona! Shoot those Hyperion soldiers or we'll all be dead, not just me!
[Help Rhys]
Fiona: I'll help you.… [view original content]
Oh, yeah, didn't Ramsay Snow kill me. How funny, it like overkill. Wait, if I'm a ghost, then me burning the three dead bodies never took place. Meaning that I also never killed Poogers555, meaning she/he/it is still alive!!!!! So I'm not a murder!!!!! Yeah!
Oh, yeah, didn't Ramsay Snow kill me. How funny, it like overkill. Wait, if I'm a ghost, then me burning the three dead bodies never took pl… moreace. Meaning that I also never killed Poogers555, meaning she/he/it is still alive!!!!! So I'm not a murder!!!!! Yeah!
I thought that they rewrote it (badly, I might add) because people on the forums got all the story from little details on episode 1. First time I hear about going against canon. What's that?
But didn't Fake magazine said that they restarting interviews like last year. The reason why they discontinued their interviews is because of the illuminati.
LOL! I just had the best idea
Episode 5
Fiona: Come on, Rhys, the map says the Vault is just behind that large frozen lake!
Rhys: W… moreait, okay? Wait. I've never dealt with ice before, you Pandoran scum.
Jack: And I'm a digital version of myself and nothing will happen to me. You mad, bro?
Rhys: Wait, what? Nothing will ha-Rhys breaks the ice with his foot Shit.
Sasha: Wait! Rhys, darling...I'm gonna help you!
Rhys: Just wai---Rhys falls halfway through the ice AHHH!!
Sasha: Oh my God! Fiona, help him! He's almost Frozen! We can't let him go!
Fiona: What am I supposed to do?
Rhys: Nah, Sasha, it's alright...Don't. The ice is too thin. Just shoot those damn Hyperion soldiers and give me some time. My legs are like two pieces of ice right now.
Sasha: You gotta help him, Fiona!
Rhys: Don't doom us both, Fiona! Shoot those Hyperion soldiers or we'll all be dead, not just me!
[Help Rhys]
Fiona: I'll help you.… [view original content]
That's what I thought too. I remember the deal being that the whole episode 2 story leaked and because of that, they changed it (for the worse). Maybe I'm just remembering wrong.
Wait.
It went against canon?
I thought that they rewrote it (badly, I might add) because people on the forums got all the story from little details on episode 1. First time I hear about going against canon. What's that?
Poogers555, look across the horizon and close your eyes. Imagne that ep2 we been hoping for, just imagine how fun you're having with Rhys be… moreing humorly controlled by Handsome Jack. Imagne, Fiona shooting down crooks and taking their cash. Just keep imagining it. [pulls out gun and shoots Poogers555] How could you telltale, look what you've done to this sweet innocent girl, or boy, or transgender. Loooooookkkkkkk!!!!!!
But didn't Fake magazine said that they restarting interviews like last year. The reason why they discontinued their interviews is because of the illuminati.
Truthfully no one knows 100% why it was rewritten everyone's just guessing because we have no info so it makes this worse.
Anyway, as The Wolf Among Us is a prequel it has to follow canon (stay in the rules of its comic) it appears that the police may have originally discovered Fabletown while an actual Serial Killer went around murdering fables, which goes against the comics as I believe they say mundies haven't gotten close to Fabletown since the early 1900s.
This video shows some of the audio for the original storyline:
Wait.
It went against canon?
I thought that they rewrote it (badly, I might add) because people on the forums got all the story from little details on episode 1. First time I hear about going against canon. What's that?
Cheer up guys and girls, you know what they say?
Some things in Telltale are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just mak… moree you swear and curse
When you want to send them a missile
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
...always look on the bright side
of Telltale...
(Whistle)
Always look on the light side
of Telltale...
(Whistle)
If Telltale seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright
side of Telltale...
(Whistle)
Come on.
Always look on the right side
of Telltale...
(Whistle)
For Telltale is quite absurd
And "SOON" is the final word
You must always face the credits
with a song
Forget about their sin… [view original content]
Truthfully no one knows 100% why it was rewritten everyone's just guessing because we have no info so it makes this worse.
Anyway, as The… more Wolf Among Us is a prequel it has to follow canon (stay in the rules of its comic) it appears that the police may have originally discovered Fabletown while an actual Serial Killer went around murdering fables, which goes against the comics as I believe they say mundies haven't gotten close to Fabletown since the early 1900s.
This video shows some of the audio for the original storyline:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIKUmLoP-bI
LOL! I just had the best idea
Episode 5
Fiona: Come on, Rhys, the map says the Vault is just behind that large frozen lake!
Rhys: W… moreait, okay? Wait. I've never dealt with ice before, you Pandoran scum.
Jack: And I'm a digital version of myself and nothing will happen to me. You mad, bro?
Rhys: Wait, what? Nothing will ha-Rhys breaks the ice with his foot Shit.
Sasha: Wait! Rhys, darling...I'm gonna help you!
Rhys: Just wai---Rhys falls halfway through the ice AHHH!!
Sasha: Oh my God! Fiona, help him! He's almost Frozen! We can't let him go!
Fiona: What am I supposed to do?
Rhys: Nah, Sasha, it's alright...Don't. The ice is too thin. Just shoot those damn Hyperion soldiers and give me some time. My legs are like two pieces of ice right now.
Sasha: You gotta help him, Fiona!
Rhys: Don't doom us both, Fiona! Shoot those Hyperion soldiers or we'll all be dead, not just me!
[Help Rhys]
Fiona: I'll help you.… [view original content]
What do you mean? It seems like some of the lines in here would take place after the interview and I believe Crane mentioned his spell only lasts 24 hours.
I dont think he said how long it lasted, if it lasted forever, then they could have left some stuff in it, like the 3 birth certificates and stuff like that
What do you mean? It seems like some of the lines in here would take place after the interview and I believe Crane mentioned his spell only lasts 24 hours.
Yeah, I would have liked if they kept the three birth certificates thing, however Crane does say "The whole station will forget everything that happened in the last 24 hours and everything they saw at The Woodlands." As seen at 5:41 in this video:
I dont think he said how long it lasted, if it lasted forever, then they could have left some stuff in it, like the 3 birth certificates and stuff like that
Pffft...I don't know where you found that, Pumpkin, but I mean, come on, it's clearly not me...
Just one of my doubles and his dumb brat,… more playing what? Some stupid game for little girls... Some stupid *INCREDIBLY OVERPRICED game for little girls...?
I MEAN, COME ON, FREAKIN' $40 FOR RARITY?! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN STROKE HER HAIR, OR MAKE HER EAT UP YOUR PRETZEL CRUMBS FROM THE OFFICE RUG?!
AND THEY CALL ME A GREEDY, MORALLY-REPREHENSIBLE DESPOT?! IT'S A FREAKIN' KIDS GAME!!!
Well... I played Majora's Mask. but the problem is, I somehow ended up on Day 4 ... and now this statue .. the Elegy of Emptiness keeps appearing and stalking me ...
Cheer up guys and girls, you know what they say?
Some things in Telltale are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just mak… moree you swear and curse
When you want to send them a missile
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
...always look on the bright side
of Telltale...
(Whistle)
Always look on the light side
of Telltale...
(Whistle)
If Telltale seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright
side of Telltale...
(Whistle)
Come on.
Always look on the right side
of Telltale...
(Whistle)
For Telltale is quite absurd
And "SOON" is the final word
You must always face the credits
with a song
Forget about their sin… [view original content]
ah, well, I don't really know. Ever since I saw your Asian looping gif, my mind been blown. Then, I had to deal with me being alive or not. Then, I had to think, if I really did burn those three bodies, touched that you know, and killed Poogers555.
The game isn't delayed until a official statement of Telltale says otherwise.
I'll keep repeating that over and over until everyone knows. And with every post in which I say the game isn't delayed I will include this dancing skeleton because I can.
If they really are delaying the game so long, I wonder why.
Why would they rewrite it? Didn't they only go through the rewrite shenanigans with TWAU because the episode leaked? That didn't happen with Borderlands, did it?
Comments
Also, I really thought you were angry because I misread your comments.
But I understand. I mean, I did kill your daughter...and many others did.
Wait, Fake Game Magazine hasn't been running interviews since 2011!
I'm on to you...
Is that suppose to me shooting poogers555 or you about to shoot me?
You're already dead, you just haven't caught up yet
...
LOL! I just had the best idea
Episode 5
Fiona: Come on, Rhys, the map says the Vault is just behind that large frozen lake!
Rhys: Wait, okay? Wait. I've never dealt with ice before, you Pandoran scum.
Jack: And I'm a digital version of myself and nothing will happen to me. You mad, bro?
Rhys: Wait, what? Nothing will ha-Rhys breaks the ice with his foot Shit.
Sasha: Wait! Rhys, darling...I'm gonna help you!
Rhys: Just wai---Rhys falls halfway through the ice AHHH!!
Sasha: Oh my God! Fiona, help him! He's almost Frozen! We can't let him go!
Fiona: What am I supposed to do?
Rhys: Nah, Sasha, it's alright...Don't. The ice is too thin. Just shoot those damn Hyperion soldiers and give me some time. My legs are like two pieces of ice right now.
Sasha: You gotta help him, Fiona!
Rhys: Don't doom us both, Fiona! Shoot those Hyperion soldiers or we'll all be dead, not just me!
[Help Rhys]
Fiona: I'll help you.
Rhys: Fuck no, you're gonna fall.
Fiona: Shut up and hand me your hand. Not the robotic one, please.
Rhys hands his normal hand to Fiona. They fall through. Fiona finds her way out of the water. She looks around to find Rhys but she finds him dead in cold, dark water...
Fiona: Oh no! The writing killed him!
or
[Cover Rhys]
Fiona shoots the Hyperion soldiers. Sasha gets irritated and comes to Rhys.
Sasha: Why must I do everything myself? Gimme your hand, darling, please.
Rhys: I don't want to kill us both.
Sasha: You won't.
They fall through, though. They are not seen or heard for like two minutes and then Sasha appears, holding cold and almost chilled to death Rhys.
Sasha: I got you! It's gonna be alright!
Rhys: N-n-n-n-no it wo-wo-wo-won't. T-T-Take care of H-H-Hyperion...I lov--
Rhys dies from the cold.
Sasha: Rhys? Rhys?! NOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm sorry! And sorry for calling you a Hyperion slave earlier!
Sasha pinky swears Rhys
Sasha: ...A pinky swear is forever.
tl;dr
sry
Oh, yeah, didn't Ramsay Snow kill me. How funny, it like overkill. Wait, if I'm a ghost, then me burning the three dead bodies never took place. Meaning that I also never killed Poogers555, meaning she/he/it is still alive!!!!! So I'm not a murder!!!!! Yeah!
Although you did demand to let her go.
Your sexy British accent wasn't enough though.
I'm on to you
I really felt bad for you at the time.
And then you killed Roland.
And then I thought hmm, too bad he doesn't have a second daughter I could kill...
I'm don't have a British accent, I have a Irish accent.
Wait.
It went against canon?
I thought that they rewrote it (badly, I might add) because people on the forums got all the story from little details on episode 1. First time I hear about going against canon. What's that?
But didn't Fake magazine said that they restarting interviews like last year. The reason why they discontinued their interviews is because of the illuminati.
=___=''''''
So long Borderlands, it was good while it lasted.
Winston how do you feel about the lack of news?
That's what I thought too. I remember the deal being that the whole episode 2 story leaked and because of that, they changed it (for the worse). Maybe I'm just remembering wrong.
Oh...
Truthfully no one knows 100% why it was rewritten everyone's just guessing because we have no info so it makes this worse.
Anyway, as The Wolf Among Us is a prequel it has to follow canon (stay in the rules of its comic) it appears that the police may have originally discovered Fabletown while an actual Serial Killer went around murdering fables, which goes against the comics as I believe they say mundies haven't gotten close to Fabletown since the early 1900s.
This video shows some of the audio for the original storyline:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIKUmLoP-bI
i crid
Don't worry Poogers555, I was already dead before I killed you, so you're alive.
I still wonder why they cut all those lines, considering she'd just forget them later
I'll never let go Rhys, Never let go...
What do you mean? It seems like some of the lines in here would take place after the interview and I believe Crane mentioned his spell only lasts 24 hours.
I dont think he said how long it lasted, if it lasted forever, then they could have left some stuff in it, like the 3 birth certificates and stuff like that
Me: Winston, how do you feel about atheism?
Winston: Jesus, are you fuckin' kidding me?!
Yeah, I would have liked if they kept the three birth certificates thing, however Crane does say "The whole station will forget everything that happened in the last 24 hours and everything they saw at The Woodlands." As seen at 5:41 in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbZCgLle2fs
....yeaaaaaaaaahh...
Just backing away slowly now...
Well... I played Majora's Mask. but the problem is, I somehow ended up on Day 4 ... and now this statue .. the Elegy of Emptiness keeps appearing and stalking me ...
Erm.. hold on Clock town is messed up.. I-
Telltale i will keep doing dis until your release de episode
Great Song, except for the delay part.
The game isn't delayed :P
ah, well, I don't really know. Ever since I saw your Asian looping gif, my mind been blown. Then, I had to deal with me being alive or not. Then, I had to think, if I really did burn those three bodies, touched that you know, and killed Poogers555.
The game isn't delayed until a official statement of Telltale says otherwise.
I'll keep repeating that over and over until everyone knows. And with every post in which I say the game isn't delayed I will include this dancing skeleton because I can.