The Whatever's on Your Mind Megathread

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  • Do you ever get that urge to go up to someone and just shoot them? Even if they did nothing, don't you just get the urge to kill sometimes? Simply kill, not someone specific. No? Ok then, I will go figure out how to kill the first random person I find in front of me tomorrow. See you in hell. ^-^

  • That a werewolf? XD

    Markd4547 posted: »

    XD I seen this gif today and It was funny XD

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    With the launch of GTA Online Heists imminent, we have no doubt you and your Crew are cracking your knuckles and rubbing your sticky fingers together at the prospect of pulling off elaborate robberies at some of Los Santos' most closely-guarded institutions. Massive scores of GTA$ await those with the planning and the teamwork to pull these audacious thefts off. As you're taking final roll calls on your most trusted allies ahead of the launch of Heists on March 10th, here are a few pointers to help ensure your plan is of the best-laid variety.

    FOLLOW THE LEADER

    First things first: every Heist needs a leader and the Heist Leader is going to need to be at least rank 12 and own a high-end apartment with a planning board in order to co-ordinate the crime. Not only do Heist Leaders cough up all of the setup costs up-front, they have complete control over team roles and the cut of the final take each Crew Member gets. Additionally, Heist progress is only saved for the Heist Leader - so when choosing a leader it makes sense to link up with someone you can trust.

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    ALL TALK

    It should go without saying that good teamwork starts with communication - and headsets are important to successfully pulling off Heists. Whether it's telling a lookout where they need to be, a passenger locating vehicles using the Trackify app and giving directions to the driver, or two infiltrators operating a pair of security panels in perfect sync.

    ROLL CALL

    At different stages of each Heist, Crew members will be assigned different roles. These could be slightly different responsibilities within a single scenario - for example, two lookouts and a bodyguard while a buyer completes a less-then-legal exchange of information - or larger deviations, like two players patrolling in an attack chopper above while the other two infiltrate a facility below. It's important for all players to know their strengths and, in turn, for the Heist Leader to assign accordingly. If you see yourself as an ace pilot, then put in some time at the Flight School and increase that flying stat to prove it.

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    TOOL UP

    Professionals don't expect the customer to provide the tools for the job. While there might be some more specialized equipment that may be provided (or that you'll need to acquire) along the way, for the most part you'll be using your own custom vehicles and firearms to get by. So it's a good time to take stock and make sure your garage and your arsenal are prepared for all possibilities. Silencers on guns and RPGs in general are especially useful for certain Heists while four-door vehicles with added armor can come in handy if you like to keep your friends close. With GTA Online Heists you'll be able to unlock a range of new vehicles and gear including an extensive selection of new outfits perfect for whatever each Heist throws at you.

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    BONUS ROUND

    For the financially ambitious there are a few ways to increase the income from Heists in a major way. First off, each Heist has its own Elite Challenge which, upon completion, will yield a substantial cash bonus. These can be completed multiple times, but be warned: they're no cakewalk.

    On top of that, there are Special Heist Completion bonuses that can only be achieved once per person, but will add some serious zeros to your bank balance. They are as follows:

    • First Time – Completing each Heist Finale for the first time, will net you a bonus cash reward

    • All In Order Challenge – Complete all Heists in order, including Setups, to receive a $1,000,000 cash bonus

    • Loyalty Challenge – Complete all Heists, including Setups, with the same team of players to receive an additional $1,000,000 bonus

    • Criminal Mastermind Challenge – Complete all Heists, in order, with the same group of players, without losing any lives, to receive a massive $10,000,000 bonus

    Source > http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/52401/setting-up-for-gta-online-heists


    One more day! :D

  • Ugh the 70s. No good.

  • Salt123's Movie of the Day.................... Previously: National Treasure: Book of Secrets Today: Death Race 2000

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  • NO KONNI don't kill youre too cool for that :(

    blueneon posted: »

    Do you ever get that urge to go up to someone and just shoot them? Even if they did nothing, don't you just get the urge to kill sometimes?

  • I am not cool. And I wouldn't hurt a fly. Not without a reason at least. But sometimes, I am just curious.

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    NO KONNI don't kill youre too cool for that

  • Not that bad down here. :P

    blueneon posted: »

    Do you ever get that urge to go up to someone and just shoot them? Even if they did nothing, don't you just get the urge to kill sometimes?

  • I know you are too good a person and i would never doubt you on something like that i just was joking. I get curious too (I sometimes get the urge to ruin a class speach by taking the microphone away while theyre talking just to see how people will react).

    And if my life since i met you has taught me anything is that you are way past cool :)

    blueneon posted: »

    I am not cool. And I wouldn't hurt a fly. Not without a reason at least. But sometimes, I am just curious.

  • Happens to me all the time, My first kill was this moment....

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    blueneon posted: »

    Do you ever get that urge to go up to someone and just shoot them? Even if they did nothing, don't you just get the urge to kill sometimes?

  • Was it hard when you killed.......Lemmy?

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Happens to me all the time, My first kill was this moment....

  • Oh cmon gold you are too awesome to be in hell :(

    Not that bad down here. :P

  • Who said I was? I'm just visiting the Hot Tub section.

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    Oh cmon gold you are too awesome to be in hell

  • oh ok sorry i got worried some asshole dragged you down

    Who said I was? I'm just visiting the Hot Tub section.

  • Lemmy?

    You mean Lenny or Clemmy?

    First off, Clemmy is the identity of the child who licked Salt305, He just strolled on in the Meat Locker and was bragging about how he "got lucky, Real Lucky" when he scored a lick off her.........

    And as I recall Lenny is alive and on this forum frequently

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    So Who do you mean?

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    Was it hard when you killed.......Lemmy?

  • well Lar.....nevermind

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Lemmy? You mean Lenny or Clemmy? First off, Clemmy is the identity of the child who licked Salt305, He just strolled on in the Me

  • They say the first time is the best.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Happens to me all the time, My first kill was this moment....

  • ^-^

    Not that bad down here. :P

  • Yay golden you made Blue happy :)

    blueneon posted: »

    ^-^

  • not really it depends how much you enjoy it

    blueneon posted: »

    They say the first time is the best.

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    My sis u could never kill it would be like a pillow fight :P

    You couldn't cut bread if you had a knife

    You can't even hit water if you fell out of a boat

    BE NICE pls

    blueneon posted: »

    Do you ever get that urge to go up to someone and just shoot them? Even if they did nothing, don't you just get the urge to kill sometimes?

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    AMAZING

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Lemmy? You mean Lenny or Clemmy? First off, Clemmy is the identity of the child who licked Salt305, He just strolled on in the Me

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    DID I not already kill u Ken >:D

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Happens to me all the time, My first kill was this moment....

  • Mark again dude shes just F**king with you

    Markd4547 posted: »

    My sis u could never kill it would be like a pillow fight :P You couldn't cut bread if you had a knife You can't even hit water if you fell out of a boat BE NICE pls

  • XD I know >:3

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    Mark again dude shes just F**king with you

  • OH SHIP ITS DEMONTINE

    Markd4547 posted: »

    DID I not already kill u Ken >:D

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    When the hell did you so call "kill" me? I'm a damn Saltlick, Mark I think you're high on Fool's Gold or/and Drunk on Shit-Beer again

    :P

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    Markd4547 posted: »

    DID I not already kill u Ken >:D

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    XDD I respect the awesomeness of that comeback

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    When the hell did you so call "kill" me? I'm a damn Saltlick, Mark I think you're high on Fool's Gold or/and Drunk on Shit-Beer again :P

  • Wait you are KENNY it all makes sense now. I always knew you're coolness had a reason.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    When the hell did you so call "kill" me? I'm a damn Saltlick, Mark I think you're high on Fool's Gold or/and Drunk on Shit-Beer again :P

  • Sry Markbro People may die but Saltlicks are eternal

    Markd4547 posted: »

    XDD I respect the awesomeness of that comeback

  • I'm a Saltlick but the Stached Man and I have had interactions and have teamed up a few times.

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    Wait you are KENNY it all makes sense now. I always knew you're coolness had a reason.

  • :O thats just as good

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    I'm a Saltlick but the Stached Man and I have had interactions and have teamed up a few times.

  • I am not.

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    Mark again dude shes just F**king with you

  • Sure i bet 100% thats why out of all 3 comments i made replying to you you pick one i did'nt sent to you reply :)

    blueneon posted: »

    I am not.

  • Both of these look pretty good :o

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Might go see these upcoming movies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sge-AzPU4LU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uDuFh-nC-c

  • I am not joking. I really want to kill someone sometimes. I don't care if that someone is me. I am just curious. I am so, so, so curious...

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    Sure i bet 100% thats why out of all 3 comments i made replying to you you pick one i did'nt sent to you reply

  • .............im not going to doubt you i have WAY too much faith in you to belive that so i seriously think you are mindfucking mark

    blueneon posted: »

    I am not joking. I really want to kill someone sometimes. I don't care if that someone is me. I am just curious. I am so, so, so curious...

  • I am not. But as I told you, I would hurt no one without a reason.

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    .............im not going to doubt you i have WAY too much faith in you to belive that so i seriously think you are mindfucking mark

  • oh you meant thinking it i get that. But what are you curious about?

    blueneon posted: »

    I am not. But as I told you, I would hurt no one without a reason.

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