I'm AlfMusic and this is my story: I was kidnapped by the Illuminati; they entered my house, took my family and me, covered our eyes and bro… moreught us to a secret place. Once they let us see what was around us, I noticed there were people developing Half Life 3, The Wolf Among Us Season 2 and Tales From The Borderlands Episode 2. It was like Paradise in there, but they only let us watch the developing in act, torturing us by not letting us try the games. The more the time passed, the more the desire for trying those games out for ourselves grew stronger. The torture started becoming unstoppable, and we had to find a way out. I remembered that I had a little golden Christian cross in my pockets, so I grabbed it and started waving it in the faces of the Illuminati. As soon as they all fainted, we managed to escape and got safely home. I am now in my room, writing this post to let people know about how awful the Illuminati's torture methods are.
I am AlfMusic and this was my story. I am the man who survived the Illuminati.
So glad my "Friday night" is Tuesday morning, so I'll never have to choose between sleep and playing a new episode. (Unless tt decides to drop Tuesday morning releases.)
BL3 MAIN ANTAGONIST CONFIRMED. HYPERION EXEC TURNED BANDIT LORD WITH PRIVATE ARMY IS HERE TO STEAL PUMPKINS AND KICK ASS AND UNLOCK THE PUMPKIN VAULT SO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THE SCARECROW BOSS WITH A BIG-ASS CRIT SPOT AGAIN.
I appreciate the apology, and also I understand with all the negativity on this forum that it's easy to assume the worst of people. It just … morewasn't the case with me - I'm not that person.
And stop with the "Calm Down Kiddo". I know you're trying to fit the Handsome Jack profile but its still annoying to get called a kid from someone you don't even know.
Would Pumpkin suffice?
I guess.
"Pumpkin Bandit", too...
HANG ON.
BL3 MAIN ANTAGONIST CONFIRMED. HYPERION EXEC TURNED BANDIT LORD WITH PRIVATE ARMY IS HER… moreE TO STEAL PUMPKINS AND KICK ASS AND UNLOCK THE PUMPKIN VAULT SO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THE SCARECROW BOSS WITH A BIG-ASS CRIT SPOT AGAIN.
Pfft, no way. My laptop is major shit. xD
edit- Like I played the original Portal when they gave it out for free a few years ago, and it could barely even play that. Really low framerate.
I'm not just gonna drop a ton of money on a gaming computer, dude. I don't want one. Most games I play aren't even available on PC (Playstation/Nintendo exclusives). :P
Besides, Telltale's stuff normally does release on Playstation consoles the same day as PC. This is the first time it might not be the case, though. Shame that those of us playing on console are still in the dark about the episode release dates, but hopefully it is indeed "the week of the 17th" like they previously said!
I'm not just gonna drop a ton of money on a gaming computer, dude. I don't want one. Most games I play aren't even available on PC (Playstat… moreion/Nintendo exclusives). :P
Besides, Telltale's stuff normally does release on Playstation consoles the same day as PC. This is the first time it might not be the case, though. Shame that those of us playing on console are still in the dark about the episode release dates, but hopefully it is indeed "the week of the 17th" like they previously said!
Agreed. But you have to admit, it's a pain in the @ss to keep up with the specs. That's the only argument that could ever convince me to switch to consoles. However, have you ever tried to play a shooter on a console? I did and fml basically. There is something to be said about both PCs and consoles. However, in my case, #PCforlife.
Agreed. But you have to admit, it's a pain in the @ss to keep up with the specs. That's the only argument that could ever convince me to swi… moretch to consoles. However, have you ever tried to play a shooter on a console? I did and fml basically. There is something to be said about both PCs and consoles. However, in my case, #PCforlife.
Agreed. But you have to admit, it's a pain in the @ss to keep up with the specs. That's the only argument that could ever convince me to swi… moretch to consoles. However, have you ever tried to play a shooter on a console? I did and fml basically. There is something to be said about both PCs and consoles. However, in my case, #PCforlife.
I can imagine how people can play shooters in general (with auto aim or not) but I can't imagine how anyone can do headshots tho. Like in BL with a sniper rifles... is that even possible?
Same! I tried playing Team Fortress 2 before, but I just couldn't play well at all with a mouse/keyboard, even after many hours of practice. All depends on what you're used to, I guess. Controllers just feel way more natural to me.
I've never owned a console myself (I only tried at my friends' houses), but I owned a PC since I was little so.. yeah. Maybe if I had a console since I was a kid instead of a PC my opinion would've been different.
Nooo, he's amazing! I almost gave in and wanted to scratch his balls because of all that swagaliciousness (I will regret using that word shortly), but I held my ground and told him to scratch them all by himself.
I can imagine how people can play shooters in general (with auto aim or not) but I can't imagine how anyone can do headshots tho. Like in BL with a sniper rifles... is that even possible?
Nooo, he's amazing! I almost gave in and wanted to scratch his balls because of all that swagaliciousness (I will regret using that word shortly), but I held my ground and told him to scratch them all by himself.
That happened to me too, with Luke and Nick from The Walking Dead game. I shipped them SO MUCH, but I couldn't actually see them "doing it". But other Nuke fans posted fanarts including sex and all and that actually bothered me a little. I think that's mostly why people hated on this ship so much. (thing that I don't really understand because there's so many ships - why hating on Nuke? ._.)
I don't mind if sex happens in a fic, but I REALLY don't like "porn without plot". I'd rather have no sex and a good story than flimsy story… moretelling existing purely to provide a weak premise for smut. Nothing wrong with smut or PWP, I'm just not a huge fan unless it's really, really well-written. Then again I'm both ace AND an English major, so maybe it's different for people with a strong sex drive and/or who don't care as much about plot, character development, spelling... LOL.
I joke about sex, but I definitely don't think it's required for any ship. I had a ship before, won't say the show, but fandom was so obsessed with the sexual aspects of said ship that everyone thought we were perverts. I ended up completely losing interest in both the ship and the show because of it, so I can see where you're coming from.
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Hank Scorpio vs Handsome Jack - now that's something I'd like to see!
i meant my eyes are wet XD
How the heck did you do the small text
okay ;D
Go find me :Р
3 days left, woooo.
Did somebody call?
So glad my "Friday night" is Tuesday morning, so I'll never have to choose between sleep and playing a new episode. (Unless tt decides to drop Tuesday morning releases.)
I guess.
"Pumpkin Bandit", too...
HANG ON.
BL3 MAIN ANTAGONIST CONFIRMED. HYPERION EXEC TURNED BANDIT LORD WITH PRIVATE ARMY IS HERE TO STEAL PUMPKINS AND KICK ASS AND UNLOCK THE PUMPKIN VAULT SO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THE SCARECROW BOSS WITH A BIG-ASS CRIT SPOT AGAIN.
LEAKED CHARACTER DESIGN FOR BL3:
Which is clearly just a re-skin of the Bloody Harvest scavs... Looks like Gearbox is at it again!
http://txtn.us/tiny-text
Still no confirmation on the console release date? ;_;
[screams internally]
Pfft, no way. My laptop is major shit. xD
edit- Like I played the original Portal when they gave it out for free a few years ago, and it could barely even play that. Really low framerate.
and that's why you go PC ^^
get a desktop fool
I'm not just gonna drop a ton of money on a gaming computer, dude. I don't want one. Most games I play aren't even available on PC (Playstation/Nintendo exclusives). :P
Besides, Telltale's stuff normally does release on Playstation consoles the same day as PC. This is the first time it might not be the case, though. Shame that those of us playing on console are still in the dark about the episode release dates, but hopefully it is indeed "the week of the 17th" like they previously said!
Nintendo? pffft. You're entitled to your opiouns man, but you're missing out on exclent games on PC.
I hate to use the S-word, but that is,
SO. DAMN. SOON.
See Telltale, that's the correct way to use that word - 3 days, not 3 months!
about 93 hours for me ;-;
Agreed. But you have to admit, it's a pain in the @ss to keep up with the specs. That's the only argument that could ever convince me to switch to consoles. However, have you ever tried to play a shooter on a console? I did and fml basically. There is something to be said about both PCs and consoles. However, in my case, #PCforlife.
It's not that hard to keep up if you're not aim to play all games on 60 fps on ultra, especially demanding games (mainly AAA shooters).
Thats totally what we were thinking!
They will probably confirm it at their panel on Sunday (tomorrow)
I can't play shooters on PC for shit, but i can play them on consoles because im just used to it...
I can imagine how people can play shooters in general (with auto aim or not) but I can't imagine how anyone can do headshots tho. Like in BL with a sniper rifles... is that even possible?
Same! I tried playing Team Fortress 2 before, but I just couldn't play well at all with a mouse/keyboard, even after many hours of practice. All depends on what you're used to, I guess. Controllers just feel way more natural to me.
Oh my good cannot wait on the new episode, if i understood that in EP4 they will be back in Hyperion so maybe Vasques will die in EP4?
I've never owned a console myself (I only tried at my friends' houses), but I owned a PC since I was little so.. yeah. Maybe if I had a console since I was a kid instead of a PC my opinion would've been different.
Nooo, he's amazing! I almost gave in and wanted to scratch his balls because of all that swagaliciousness (I will regret using that word shortly), but I held my ground and told him to scratch them all by himself.
You git gud.
Instructions unclear / Get too gud and ended myself for good / A most confusing death.
Damn m8 u 2 sweg 4 me
That will still be on quarter in the swear jar, Jack.
That's exactly what I'm talking about
That happened to me too, with Luke and Nick from The Walking Dead game. I shipped them SO MUCH, but I couldn't actually see them "doing it". But other Nuke fans posted fanarts including sex and all and that actually bothered me a little. I think that's mostly why people hated on this ship so much. (thing that I don't really understand because there's so many ships - why hating on Nuke? ._.)
(I joke about sex too by the way XD)
Your haiku falters / Akin to your marksmanship / Sword and pen, both weak.
Saturday night. The wait is almost over. Tuesday, hurry up!