"O Rhys, Rhys. Wherefore art thou, Rhys?"
Fiona dramatically lifted her hand.
"Why are you speaking like that?"
She frowned at him.… more
"I´m just trying to be dramatic, you know? Trying to act out Romeo and Juliet? To make it more romantic? Ugh, nevermind, you wouldn´t get it."
Rhys raised an eyebrow and chuckled before sitting down on the ground next to her.
"You know," he started, slyly covering her shoulder with his arm; she did not protest, "if you want good romance, I wouldn´t quote such a terrible example. As far as I´m concerned they were just two hormonal teenagers."
Fiona pouted and crossed her arms. He´d expected her to shove him away (he was getting used to the cold shoulder when he pissed her off which wasn´t that unusual) but she just looked the other way.
"Well, excuse me for wanting to have a moment."
Rhys squeezed her shoulders before pulling her a bit closer. She still wasn´t looking at him, but he coul… [view original content]
"O Rhys, Rhys. Wherefore art thou, Rhys?"
Fiona dramatically lifted her hand.
"Why are you speaking like that?"
She frowned at him.… more
"I´m just trying to be dramatic, you know? Trying to act out Romeo and Juliet? To make it more romantic? Ugh, nevermind, you wouldn´t get it."
Rhys raised an eyebrow and chuckled before sitting down on the ground next to her.
"You know," he started, slyly covering her shoulder with his arm; she did not protest, "if you want good romance, I wouldn´t quote such a terrible example. As far as I´m concerned they were just two hormonal teenagers."
Fiona pouted and crossed her arms. He´d expected her to shove him away (he was getting used to the cold shoulder when he pissed her off which wasn´t that unusual) but she just looked the other way.
"Well, excuse me for wanting to have a moment."
Rhys squeezed her shoulders before pulling her a bit closer. She still wasn´t looking at him, but he coul… [view original content]
"Indeed, indeed, I am back! Did you miss me, my friends? What do you mean I was not gone for that long? Nonsense, you can still miss somebody for even five minutes! Just look at mother and father!
Speaking of which! I have another story to tell you. This one is about them. I have told you before, mother and father fight about a lot of petty things, yes? Well, there was this one time when father had the bright idea to steal mother´s hat and hide it somewhere. Needless to say, she was not happy and quickly accused him. He denied it, of course, but mother is no fool and she knew he´d taken her hat previous times. I might or might not have also confirmed that I saw it with my own two eyes but that´s beside the point! Father is a bit inconvenient at times, I must say. He does not realise the concept of timing and, well...he decided to look at a part of mother´s anatomy when fighting rather than her face. Why, I do not know...well, that is a lie, I do know but I don´t want to dwell on that...thought. Regardless, mother noticed. I remember her fingers were printed bright red for about a week on father´s face.
I do assure you, he learned his lesson. That was no proper way to treat a lady, afterall. Lecture father if you see him, he still shudders at the memory today!
But, unfortunately, I´m all out of time for the day, I´m afraid...we´ll have to meet some other time. I can promise I will have another interesting story for you, my friends, so stay tuned and I will see you as soon as possible!"
Comments
Move aside, Arceus, Rhyiona's the real God Pokemon.
Innuendobot
Omg! Can't wait! ^_^
Golden. I don't recall your allegiance.
Are you a Rhysha, or a Rhyiona?
At level 1, Rhyiona can defeat any level 99 or 100 Pokemon. You can find Rhyiona beneath a truck.
"Do you like making my life difficult?" lmao.
I wonder what Telltale thinks...
You're damn right they are.
Rhyiona.
That Rhyiona is clearly the best ship around since it has such a loyal and outgoing fan base.
Rhyiona uses the FEAR strategy. GG.
At the very least that we're creative.
Cleverbot is a little shit.
My legacy.
GoldenPaladin is awesome CONFIRMED.
I can't wait to see little Gortys on its baby stroller.
Ayyy
Sorry that I didn't add you to the list, I didn't know you shipped it.
I never said it before. Can't hold that against anyone.
Awawawawawa! No, this is perfect!! LOVE IT!!!
I'll fix that ASAP, cool to have you buddy.
Holy Rhyiona! That's awesome!
Wow there I think you need to slow down.
I have a feeling it'll be the most adorable thing that we will ever see in our lives.
-fans self- oh my
I wish we could still name our rivals. Could have made Rhyiona vs Rhysha real.
I'm glad you still enjoyed it!
I need to make an edit of this ASAP.
Rhys making kissy faces. Just go for it already!
God damn it...
And now...
It´s time for...
Gortys´ world!
"Indeed, indeed, I am back! Did you miss me, my friends? What do you mean I was not gone for that long? Nonsense, you can still miss somebody for even five minutes! Just look at mother and father!
Speaking of which! I have another story to tell you. This one is about them. I have told you before, mother and father fight about a lot of petty things, yes? Well, there was this one time when father had the bright idea to steal mother´s hat and hide it somewhere. Needless to say, she was not happy and quickly accused him. He denied it, of course, but mother is no fool and she knew he´d taken her hat previous times. I might or might not have also confirmed that I saw it with my own two eyes but that´s beside the point! Father is a bit inconvenient at times, I must say. He does not realise the concept of timing and, well...he decided to look at a part of mother´s anatomy when fighting rather than her face. Why, I do not know...well, that is a lie, I do know but I don´t want to dwell on that...thought. Regardless, mother noticed. I remember her fingers were printed bright red for about a week on father´s face.
I do assure you, he learned his lesson. That was no proper way to treat a lady, afterall. Lecture father if you see him, he still shudders at the memory today!
But, unfortunately, I´m all out of time for the day, I´m afraid...we´ll have to meet some other time. I can promise I will have another interesting story for you, my friends, so stay tuned and I will see you as soon as possible!"
I know, right? How can they torture us this way? It´s like they know we´re waiting for it.
Seriously... what if they do know we are watching them, and are doing this to make us suffer.
I think you might be onto something...
They´re making fools out of us.