GoT is tomorrow? Lol how could I forget? I guess I was too busy avoiding all of those spoilers it erased from my mind completely. Still not spoiled at all yet btw B]
GoT is tomorrow? Lol how could I forget? I guess I was too busy avoiding all of those spoilers it erased from my mind completely. Still not spoiled at all yet btw B]
GoT is tomorrow? Lol how could I forget? I guess I was too busy avoiding all of those spoilers it erased from my mind completely. Still not spoiled at all yet btw B]
Rhys groaned louder than he intended and earned a -- half hearted, he hoped -- glare from Fiona.
"Because," he sighed, "you're a robot, Gortys."
"So?"
"So," he tried his best not to sound annoyed, "you can't... eat."
"You eat."
He ran a hand through his hair with a shake of his head and glanced over in a desperate plea for help. He probably should have expected to be ignored but it certainly didn't help his frustration.
"Listen, Gortys," he started, carefully, "I'm not a robot."
"Then what's this?"
She tugged on his metallic hand in confusion and he cursed under his breath -- of course that'd screw him over one day.
"I wasn't actually born like this," he explained, "I used to have a normal hand. And eye, actually."
"Oh," Gortys seemed intrigued, "what happened?"
"That's... a story for another day." He tapped his lap, invited her to sit. "Come here."
She seemed to drop the subject, something he definitely appreciated (he wasn't sure he was prepared to tell her about his sacrifices for Hyperion), but he had a feeling things weren't over yet. When he felt her weight on him after she took the offer, he knew he was right.
"So I can't have a birthday cake because I'm a robot."
"You can!" He quickly interrupted. "You just won't be able to eat it. I'm sorry."
"I can't eat it, got it. But..."
He braced himself.
"If you're a human and mum is a human..." he didn't like the sound of that, "why am I a robot? Why is Loader Bot a robot? How was I made?"
He had a feeling he was going to dread this question some day but not like this.
"I..." his voice cracked and he had to clear his throat a couple of times, "uh..."
She looked at him expectantly.
It was going to be a long day.
Short, mostly dialogue story because I wanted to try something different.
Now you come up with the explanation he gives her.
Now you come up with the explanation he gives her.
Challenge accepted!
~
"W-well you s-see...Loader Bot came from where I worked and-"
"So everyone is made from Hyperion!?"
Rhys' eyes widen and he wildly shakes his arms, "N-no! God no! I...I summoned him and he just flew down from the sky."
"Vaughn mentioned that when I asked him! He said storks drop off kids to their parents! So he was right!"
GORTYS ASKED VAUGHN!? Poor guy, he must of just said the first thing that came to his mind, probably was more of a mess than I am! Rhys thought to himself. "Y-yeah, you were dropped off by a stork! It was...a sight to behold."
"Thanks Daddy!" Gortys hugs Rhys' robotic arm with her tiny arms and Rhys does the same.
"Hehe..no problem Gortys." He nervously laughed, hoping she wouldn't catch on. She jumps off the bed and left Rhys and Fiona's room. Rhys sighs in relief and drops his body down on the bed, partially thanking Vaughn for relieving him of that.
EXTRA
"So, Rhys, can you explain to me why Gortys came up to me and said that 'I should be thanking the stork that brought Loader Bot and her?'" Fiona asked in a quiet but annoyed tone. This is going to be an even longer day...
"But why, daddy?!"
Rhys groaned louder than he intended and earned a -- half hearted, he hoped -- glare from Fiona.
"Because," he sigh… moreed, "you're a robot, Gortys."
"So?"
"So," he tried his best not to sound annoyed, "you can't... eat."
"You eat."
He ran a hand through his hair with a shake of his head and glanced over in a desperate plea for help. He probably should have expected to be ignored but it certainly didn't help his frustration.
"Listen, Gortys," he started, carefully, "I'm not a robot."
"Then what's this?"
She tugged on his metallic hand in confusion and he cursed under his breath -- of course that'd screw him over one day.
"I wasn't actually born like this," he explained, "I used to have a normal hand. And eye, actually."
"Oh," Gortys seemed intrigued, "what happened?"
"That's... a story for another day." He tapped his lap, invited her to sit. "Come here."
She seemed to drop the subject, some… [view original content]
Now you come up with the explanation he gives her.
Challenge accepted!
~
"W-well you s-see...Loader Bot came from where I wor… moreked and-"
"So everyone is made from Hyperion!?"
Rhys' eyes widen and he wildly shakes his arms, "N-no! God no! I...I summoned him and he just flew down from the sky."
"Vaughn mentioned that when I asked him! He said storks drop off kids to their parents! So he was right!"
GORTYS ASKED VAUGHN!? Poor guy, he must of just said the first thing that came to his mind, probably was more of a mess than I am! Rhys thought to himself. "Y-yeah, you were dropped off by a stork! It was...a sight to behold."
"Thanks Daddy!" Gortys hugs Rhys' robotic arm with her tiny arms and Rhys does the same.
"Hehe..no problem Gortys." He nervously laughed, hoping she wouldn't catch on. She jumps off the bed and left Rhys and Fiona's room. Rhys sighs in relief and drops his body down on the bed, partially thanking… [view original content]
"Daddy, what was the name of the stork?" Gortys asked in curiosity. How long is this going to haunt Rhys for?
"Uh...well-" HANDSOME JACK TAKES OVER
"Jack. Handsome Jack."
"Jack?" Gortys' voice made her sound displeased. "I hate that name. He doesn't sound handsome at all."
"Listen here," Jack crossed his ar… morems indignantly, "you little shit-"
Too many things happened at once.
A hard punch to the back of the head, coming back to his senses and Gortys' little gasp of horror.
"Daddy!" She cried out. "How could you?"
Fiona just looked at him angrily.
He was screwed.
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It amazes me. I had like 8k back in March... not sure how this happened.
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Lol, he will never be beaten unless his Internet goes down or he gets banned XP
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"Hahaha, nice job you two."
"Very funny, now could you please untie me?"
"Chill out, they're just having fun."
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"Father. Do not resist."
"The hell I won't. Fiona, help!"
"Nah."
Yawn I'm going to bed, cannot wait for GOT tomorrow!! XD
Night everyone, I know I won't be missed :P
What you wut?
GoT is tomorrow? Lol how could I forget? I guess I was too busy avoiding all of those spoilers it erased from my mind completely. Still not spoiled at all yet btw B]
I'm trying to figure out how Rhys' dad should look like..
Yeah Thursday wolf's birthday and Sunday is rhonu's
I can't wait XD
BRO FIST
Rhys' dad is Jon Stewart CONFIRMED.
Same here Ashur.
right now he looks like mix of Rhys and Handsome Jack for some reason.. :P I think I need some sleep xD
Teach me your ways.
We're always family.
Tip: If you have Sims 4, make Rhys on the Sims 4, and randomly generate a father. If you don't... just keep doing what you're doing.
Got randomly quiet.
Income the skeletons.
Damn it, not even the skeletons revived it.
I have failed you.
"But why, daddy?!"
Rhys groaned louder than he intended and earned a -- half hearted, he hoped -- glare from Fiona.
"Because," he sighed, "you're a robot, Gortys."
"So?"
"So," he tried his best not to sound annoyed, "you can't... eat."
"You eat."
He ran a hand through his hair with a shake of his head and glanced over in a desperate plea for help. He probably should have expected to be ignored but it certainly didn't help his frustration.
"Listen, Gortys," he started, carefully, "I'm not a robot."
"Then what's this?"
She tugged on his metallic hand in confusion and he cursed under his breath -- of course that'd screw him over one day.
"I wasn't actually born like this," he explained, "I used to have a normal hand. And eye, actually."
"Oh," Gortys seemed intrigued, "what happened?"
"That's... a story for another day." He tapped his lap, invited her to sit. "Come here."
She seemed to drop the subject, something he definitely appreciated (he wasn't sure he was prepared to tell her about his sacrifices for Hyperion), but he had a feeling things weren't over yet. When he felt her weight on him after she took the offer, he knew he was right.
"So I can't have a birthday cake because I'm a robot."
"You can!" He quickly interrupted. "You just won't be able to eat it. I'm sorry."
"I can't eat it, got it. But..."
He braced himself.
"If you're a human and mum is a human..." he didn't like the sound of that, "why am I a robot? Why is Loader Bot a robot? How was I made?"
He had a feeling he was going to dread this question some day but not like this.
"I..." his voice cracked and he had to clear his throat a couple of times, "uh..."
She looked at him expectantly.
It was going to be a long day.
Short, mostly dialogue story because I wanted to try something different.
Now you come up with the explanation he gives her.
Challenge accepted!
~
"W-well you s-see...Loader Bot came from where I worked and-"
"So everyone is made from Hyperion!?"
Rhys' eyes widen and he wildly shakes his arms, "N-no! God no! I...I summoned him and he just flew down from the sky."
"Vaughn mentioned that when I asked him! He said storks drop off kids to their parents! So he was right!"
GORTYS ASKED VAUGHN!? Poor guy, he must of just said the first thing that came to his mind, probably was more of a mess than I am! Rhys thought to himself. "Y-yeah, you were dropped off by a stork! It was...a sight to behold."
"Thanks Daddy!" Gortys hugs Rhys' robotic arm with her tiny arms and Rhys does the same.
"Hehe..no problem Gortys." He nervously laughed, hoping she wouldn't catch on. She jumps off the bed and left Rhys and Fiona's room. Rhys sighs in relief and drops his body down on the bed, partially thanking Vaughn for relieving him of that.
EXTRA
"So, Rhys, can you explain to me why Gortys came up to me and said that 'I should be thanking the stork that brought Loader Bot and her?'" Fiona asked in a quiet but annoyed tone. This is going to be an even longer day...
that must have been a gigantic stork, huh, Gortys? :P
You know it!
"Daddy, what was the name of the stork?" Gortys asked in curiosity. How long is this going to haunt Rhys for?
"Uh...well-" HANDSOME JACK TAKES OVER
"Jack. Handsome Jack."
"Jack?" Gortys' voice made her sound displeased. "I hate that name. He doesn't sound handsome at all."
"Listen here," Jack crossed his arms indignantly, "you little shit-"
Too many things happened at once.
A hard punch to the back of the head, coming back to his senses and Gortys' little gasp of horror.
"Daddy!" She cried out. "How could you?"
Fiona just looked at him angrily.
He was screwed.
We make a good team, Wolf!