That's crazy, I've looked at a mirror plent o' times at night, and nothing bad has ever happened to me. Totally didn't have a feeling that something was on top of me, when I went back to bed.
He's a punching bag.
He returns to the caravan to see everyone playing cards -- some Pandoran game he doesn't know how to play -- and he … moresits, watching, as Sasha curses under her breath and Athena seems pleased. He knows that's temporary, though; she takes her games far more seriously than she should.
Fiona just looks at her hand with a poker face and it's good enough that he can't tell what she's thinking so he makes a bad decision.
He leans forward, just a bit, to try and peek at her cards.
An elbow to the gut and he doubles over.
"Fu- ow, what the hell was that for?"
"That," she didn't dignify him with a look, "was for trying to see what my cards are."
"Wha-?" He's indignant. "I'm not even playing!"
"I still don't trust you."
The place where she hit him still stings as a reminder not to press the issue and he doesn't -- the words still burn on his tongue, though -- and watches as she wins the whole thing with a t… [view original content]
to be honest i never noticed how nsfw i am until i joined this thread... it's like how you don't realize how much you swear until you're not allowed to lmao
if he indeed was a top tier member then I hope he's temporary banned
and fun fact btw I dreamt about this conversation like 2 weeks ago , right now I have the biggest deja vu
Gortys is almost unstoppable and Fiona really needs a rest.
She's lucky he tries to calm her down -- but it won't last forever, she knows, and he as much as he tries, Rhys isn't as strong as her so she decides she needs to give him a break.
"-and I wanna ride a unicorn and then I wanna see a flying car and-"
Fiona just lays a tired hand on top of her head to gain her attention and it gets her to quiet down, at least, but she knows she needs to act fast. It makes her feel bad, really, it's not like she understands how humans work.
"Um, Gortys," a happy clap lets her know she can hear her, "we're a little tired. Can you slow down a bit?"
"Oh..." the robot seems somewhat disappointed, "okay! As long as I can hear a story fitst!"
She looks over at Rhys who nods almost immediately. It's a tempting offer and probably a fair one so she tentatively agrees.
"Okay, Gortys. But then you rest."
"Can Jack tell me the story? His stories are the best!"
It concerns her a little that something so cute wants to hear about gore.
"Um, no. We'll be telling you the story today, okay?"
"Okay!"
Here's a challenge: continue this from where I stopped and then challenge someone to complete yours.
Sound fun?
I did something like this with Kristi the other day and it was a lot of fun so why not, I guess?
to be honest i never noticed how nsfw i am until i joined this thread... it's like how you don't realize how much you swear until you're not allowed to lmao
i only get inappropriate while talking about ships, outside of that i have no libido at all, so i understand. but it's funny, as i am non-sexual, people think i'm very naïve and innocent, but oh the fanfics i've written... x)
My friends from other places would be seriously surprised that I'm okay with the lewd days here and stuff because usually I'd back away at any mention of stuff like that.
This thread is just different, dunno how to explain. :P
i hope nothing here made you uncomfortable!
i only get inappropriate while talking about ships, outside of that i have no libido at all,… more so i understand. but it's funny, as i am non-sexual, people think i'm very naïve and innocent, but oh the fanfics i've written... x)
I HAVE UNRAVELED THE MYSTERY OF 69: 6 is rhys and 9 is fiona. rhys is sleeping upside down so fiona can look at his wonderful socks and be mesmerized by them until she falls asleep too.
I HAVE UNRAVELED THE MYSTERY OF 69: 6 is rhys and 9 is fiona. rhys is sleeping upside down so fiona can look at his wonderful socks and be mesmerized by them until she falls asleep too.
I HAVE UNRAVELED THE MYSTERY OF 69: 6 is rhys and 9 is fiona. rhys is sleeping upside down so fiona can look at his wonderful socks and be mesmerized by them until she falls asleep too.
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This masterpiece?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJtlUYgzRmE
LMAO Go ahead
YES
Praise that glorious video.
2hawt
k video tape of me eating Coochie soon lmao
FESTIVE TECH IS THAT YOU?!?!?
we're in this TOGETHEEER
That's crazy, I've looked at a mirror plent o' times at night, and nothing bad has ever happened to me. Totally didn't have a feeling that something was on top of me, when I went back to bed.
There ya go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rW9nEA_Bq0
no but srsly now who is festive tech?
fiona is pepe confirmed
should've added fiona's head instead of pepe that would've been gold
Only a top tier member of the forum who was wrongfully exiled
Thank you.
is he perma banned or temporary?
No idea :P
if he indeed was a top tier member then I hope he's temporary banned
and fun fact btw I dreamt about this conversation like 2 weeks ago , right now I have the biggest deja vu
to be honest i never noticed how nsfw i am until i joined this thread... it's like how you don't realize how much you swear until you're not allowed to lmao
awww, thank you so much, i'm glad you like!
You dreamt about me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wow since you put it like that then yeah I did , although I'm not surprised I predicted the future , it ain't the first time for me lol
Gortys is almost unstoppable and Fiona really needs a rest.
She's lucky he tries to calm her down -- but it won't last forever, she knows, and he as much as he tries, Rhys isn't as strong as her so she decides she needs to give him a break.
"-and I wanna ride a unicorn and then I wanna see a flying car and-"
Fiona just lays a tired hand on top of her head to gain her attention and it gets her to quiet down, at least, but she knows she needs to act fast. It makes her feel bad, really, it's not like she understands how humans work.
"Um, Gortys," a happy clap lets her know she can hear her, "we're a little tired. Can you slow down a bit?"
"Oh..." the robot seems somewhat disappointed, "okay! As long as I can hear a story fitst!"
She looks over at Rhys who nods almost immediately. It's a tempting offer and probably a fair one so she tentatively agrees.
"Okay, Gortys. But then you rest."
"Can Jack tell me the story? His stories are the best!"
It concerns her a little that something so cute wants to hear about gore.
"Um, no. We'll be telling you the story today, okay?"
"Okay!"
Here's a challenge: continue this from where I stopped and then challenge someone to complete yours.
Sound fun?
I did something like this with Kristi the other day and it was a lot of fun so why not, I guess?
nfsw talks usually make me really uncomfortable but it just feels different here to be honest.
YESSS
i hope nothing here made you uncomfortable!
i only get inappropriate while talking about ships, outside of that i have no libido at all, so i understand. but it's funny, as i am non-sexual, people think i'm very naïve and innocent, but oh the fanfics i've written... x)
My friends from other places would be seriously surprised that I'm okay with the lewd days here and stuff because usually I'd back away at any mention of stuff like that.
This thread is just different, dunno how to explain. :P
I HAVE UNRAVELED THE MYSTERY OF 69: 6 is rhys and 9 is fiona. rhys is sleeping upside down so fiona can look at his wonderful socks and be mesmerized by them until she falls asleep too.
and what is rhys gonna look at? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Da booty of course
Come feed the rain
Cuz I'm thirsty for you love, dancing underneath the skies of lust...
I love that song!
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that reminds me of a video i did of cat fiona chasing me around the room trying to attack my socks... maybe i'll upload it sometime!
That sounds hilarious.
Is she sock obsessed too?!
First home, penthouse in the hotel: anything that you can imagine ^^