I'd say Jack, but that level of hotness undressed would undoubtedly cause some sort of nuclear meltdown... so I'll be weird and say Vasquez, even though it's somewhat too late for that. Funny thing, I never liked him, but there were those moments when he came off as almost... endearing. I mean, he did seem to be honest when he talked about trying to be a 'mentor' for Rhys (although he went about it in the most idiotic way), and he had those huge, puppy-dog eyes...
(I still shoot his arm off almost every time tho...)
Except for the fact that they're not stripes, they're tiny pitchforks:
Aaannnddd yet, as @LawmanZero attests he's probably the most r… moreeasonable of the Hyperion hotshots...
The man with pitchforks on his suit... And devil horns in his hair... HE'S the most reasonable...
I'd say Jack, but that level of hotness undressed would undoubtedly cause some sort of nuclear meltdown... so I'll be weird and say Vasquez,… more even though it's somewhat too late for that. Funny thing, I never liked him, but there were those moments when he came off as almost... endearing. I mean, he did seem to be honest when he talked about trying to be a 'mentor' for Rhys (although he went about it in the most idiotic way), and he had those huge, puppy-dog eyes...
(I still shoot his arm off almost every time tho...)
I found myself attracted to Vazquez's voice, and now I can never watch Open Season or The Emperor's New Groove ever again because all I feel is shame.
I am more attracted to fictional characters than actual people.
I want him to open up slowly and bond with Rhys and Vaughn throughout the episode, as the duo guide Vallory and co through Helios.
Then, at the climax, Vallory tells August to kill them, but August flat-out refuses, because he just doesn't want to murder his new friends. Of course, Vallory gets furious and starts yelling at him.
Eventually, Vallory's goons aim their guns and Vallory pulls out her knife, then advances towards her own son. You get to try and talk her out of it ("He's your son! YOU WOULDN'T MURDER YOUR OWN SON!"), but she coldly refuses. August tells the group to get behind him and (if we get them) aim their guns, and the episode ends on a even tenser standoff.
BOOM! Another epic cliffhanger and the group has a new member.
I, myself would personally like to see August shirtless, a guy like that is too hot to lock all that away.
I would like to see more of him. Dude's kida interesting (and yeah, hot too) it'll be a shame if they'll just kill him off like Hugo.
Well, yes. But he's certainly a lot less homicidal than we think, and has his own weird agenda-tries to buy time for Zed so he can leave, and he deliberately stalls Boll from delivering the ECHO logs for some reason, being skeptical and all.
I want him to open up slowly and bond with Rhys and Vaughn throughout the episode, as the duo guide Vallory and co through Helios.
Then, … moreat the climax, Vallory tells August to kill them, but August flat-out refuses, because he just doesn't want to murder his new friends. Of course, Vallory gets furious and starts yelling at him.
Eventually, Vallory's goons aim their guns and Vallory pulls out her knife, then advances towards her own son. You get to try and talk her out of it ("He's your son! YOU WOULDN'T MURDER YOUR OWN SON!"), but she coldly refuses. August tells the group to get behind him and (if we get them) aim their guns, and the episode ends on a even tenser standoff.
BOOM! Another epic cliffhanger and the group has a new member.
I really hope he does, too. He's pretty cool. He's douchey in Episode 3, but at least he still takes people prisoner over killing them, unlike Vasquez.
Yeah I want to see more of him just to understand his character better. Is he just a douche, a stereotypical "bandit" or it's more complicated and he was telling the truth most of the times? The same goes for Vallory, for a moment I thought she's gonna be something unusual and maybe even some kind of an unlikely ally (at least for the girls) or something like that. Still hoping that all that won't just end like ep3, all messed up.
I really hope he does, too. He's pretty cool. He's douchey in Episode 3, but at least he still takes people prisoner over killing them, unlike Vasquez.
Vallory, sadly, seems to be a massive villain through and through, as everything takes a serious turn whenever she shows up.
Her son, however...I'm guessing he suffers from violent mood swings, but he isn't that much of a douche as her-constantly taking prisoners over killing them, accidentally saving Zer0 and Fiona, and being horribly torn up about the con-shows that he has some morals.
And seeing how undercutting the deal was an incredibly juvenile attempt to one-up his mom, I'd say he doesn't like her very much at all, from the amount of bickering they do.
Yeah I want to see more of him just to understand his character better. Is he just a douche, a stereotypical "bandit" or it's more complicat… moreed and he was telling the truth most of the times? The same goes for Vallory, for a moment I thought she's gonna be something unusual and maybe even some kind of an unlikely ally (at least for the girls) or something like that. Still hoping that all that won't just end like ep3, all messed up.
Vallory, sadly, seems to be a massive villain through and through, as everything takes a serious turn whenever she shows up.
Her son, how… moreever...I'm guessing he suffers from violent mood swings, but he isn't that much of a douche as her-constantly taking prisoners over killing them, accidentally saving Zer0 and Fiona, and being horribly torn up about the con-shows that he has some morals.
And seeing how undercutting the deal was an incredibly juvenile attempt to one-up his mom, I'd say he doesn't like her very much at all, from the amount of bickering they do.
I find it impossible to imagine Athena in any kind of sexy situation. She's so serious all the time, all I can imagine is her in a sexy outfit, but with a stone cold stare and frown.
I do find it funny how curvy she is, compared to her BL1 counterpart. I imagine Pandoran food isn't terribly nutritous.
I find it impossible to imagine Athena in any kind of sexy situation. She's so serious all the time, all I can imagine is her in a sexy outf… moreit, but with a stone cold stare and frown.
I do find it funny how curvy she is, compared to her BL1 counterpart. I imagine Pandoran food isn't terribly nutritous.
And just to make sure, EVERYONE is distracted except Vallory, who goes "SON, HERE IS YOUR SHIRT. PUT IT BACK ON AND STOP SHOWING OFF!"
Or… more, if he turns out to be the Stranger:
(Fiona and Rhys bickering)
August: (Fires shotgun in air from behind truck)
Rhys: OK, OK, stop-
(August walks out shirtless)
(Jaws drop)
August: My suit's still kinda wet after we crashed into that slag lake. Anyway...what happened next?
(Silence)
(More silence)
(August snaps fingers)
Rhys: Oh-uh, yes-we-uh-
Fiona: W-W-Well, we-we-
(And from that point it gets hilarious.)
Can't see that either. S&M is the kindof thing that would require imagination, and I don't think Athena has it. I just can't imagine Athena being sexy in any sense, kindof like how you can't imagine your high school teachers have lives outside teaching you, and being interesting.
That doesn't mean she isn't rocking a hot bod though...
And just to make sure, EVERYONE is distracted except Vallory, who goes "SON, HERE IS YOUR SHIRT. PUT IT BACK ON AND STOP SHOWING OFF!"
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The amount of "but mooom" situations would be too damn high.
(And from that point it gets hilarious.)
...from that point we would need best abs contest. xD
And then there's shirtless Rhys sitting next to August awkwardly while Fiona goes "Hmm."
More like goes "ew, why are you so weak."
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Just kidding, I mean having some is nice but hot is hot no matter what.
Plus, we can't have a contest without other characters, especially Krieg
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I'd like to see Fiona wearing nothing but a smile and her hat. Just thinking about it... oh man...
On the dude side I think August would look pretty good with less clothing. Living a life on Pandora means he's bound to be in great shape and he shouldn't let Vaughn upstage him with all that shirtless action he got in Episode 2.
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I'd say Jack, but that level of hotness undressed would undoubtedly cause some sort of nuclear meltdown... so I'll be weird and say Vasquez, even though it's somewhat too late for that. Funny thing, I never liked him, but there were those moments when he came off as almost... endearing. I mean, he did seem to be honest when he talked about trying to be a 'mentor' for Rhys (although he went about it in the most idiotic way), and he had those huge, puppy-dog eyes...
(I still shoot his arm off almost every time tho...)
I WANTED TO LOOT THE DAMN PORTA-POTTY ANYWAY.
...That's how Claptrap sees him.
I found myself attracted to Vazquez's voice, and now I can never watch Open Season or The Emperor's New Groove ever again because all I feel is shame.
I am more attracted to fictional characters than actual people.
I think that happens to everyone.
I want him to open up slowly and bond with Rhys and Vaughn throughout the episode, as the duo guide Vallory and co through Helios.
Then, at the climax, Vallory tells August to kill them, but August flat-out refuses, because he just doesn't want to murder his new friends. Of course, Vallory gets furious and starts yelling at him.
Eventually, Vallory's goons aim their guns and Vallory pulls out her knife, then advances towards her own son. You get to try and talk her out of it ("He's your son! YOU WOULDN'T MURDER YOUR OWN SON!"), but she coldly refuses. August tells the group to get behind him and (if we get them) aim their guns, and the episode ends on a even tenser standoff.
BOOM! Another epic cliffhanger and the group has a new member.
He still looks like that in real life, though, right?
Minus the flames...
Well, yes. But he's certainly a lot less homicidal than we think, and has his own weird agenda-tries to buy time for Zed so he can leave, and he deliberately stalls Boll from delivering the ECHO logs for some reason, being skeptical and all.
That happens way too often...
If only...
I hope that he at least will survive in the end.
I really hope he does, too. He's pretty cool. He's douchey in Episode 3, but at least he still takes people prisoner over killing them, unlike Vasquez.
Drools
Athena.
I think im in love..
Yeah I want to see more of him just to understand his character better. Is he just a douche, a stereotypical "bandit" or it's more complicated and he was telling the truth most of the times? The same goes for Vallory, for a moment I thought she's gonna be something unusual and maybe even some kind of an unlikely ally (at least for the girls) or something like that. Still hoping that all that won't just end like ep3, all messed up.
HOLD IN YOUR NOSEBLEED FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN, HOLD IT IN HOLD IT IN HOLD IT IN-
Vallory, sadly, seems to be a massive villain through and through, as everything takes a serious turn whenever she shows up.
Her son, however...I'm guessing he suffers from violent mood swings, but he isn't that much of a douche as her-constantly taking prisoners over killing them, accidentally saving Zer0 and Fiona, and being horribly torn up about the con-shows that he has some morals.
And seeing how undercutting the deal was an incredibly juvenile attempt to one-up his mom, I'd say he doesn't like her very much at all, from the amount of bickering they do.
So... #saveAugust?
Hmmm..no. Maybe...#RedeemAugust
Yeah that sounds better.
And for all you nutty fangirls out there: #ShirtlessAugustPlz
Scooter !
... but to be more serious, Fiona and Athena in some kinky lingerie would be quite spiffing.
And just to make sure, EVERYONE is distracted except Vallory, who goes "SON, HERE IS YOUR SHIRT. PUT IT BACK ON AND STOP SHOWING OFF!"
Or, if he turns out to be the Stranger:
(Fiona and Rhys bickering)
August: (Fires shotgun in air from behind truck)
Rhys: OK, OK, stop-
(August walks out shirtless)
(Jaws drop)
August: My suit's still kinda wet after we crashed into that slag lake. Anyway...what happened next?
(Silence)
(More silence)
(August snaps fingers)
Rhys: Oh-uh, yes-we-uh-
Fiona: W-W-Well, we-we-
(And from that point it gets hilarious.)
I find it impossible to imagine Athena in any kind of sexy situation. She's so serious all the time, all I can imagine is her in a sexy outfit, but with a stone cold stare and frown.
I do find it funny how curvy she is, compared to her BL1 counterpart. I imagine Pandoran food isn't terribly nutritous.
She might make a good dominatrix tho.
The amount of "but mooom" situations would be too damn high.
...from that point we would need best abs contest. xD
Can't see that either. S&M is the kindof thing that would require imagination, and I don't think Athena has it. I just can't imagine Athena being sexy in any sense, kindof like how you can't imagine your high school teachers have lives outside teaching you, and being interesting.
That doesn't mean she isn't rocking a hot bod though...
OH, YES.
And then there's shirtless Rhys sitting next to August awkwardly while Fiona goes "Hmm."
Uh...that's Nisha's job. Athena's too socially awkward in love areas. Kinda like Zero.
More like goes "ew, why are you so weak."
Just kidding, I mean having some is nice but hot is hot no matter what.
Plus, we can't have a contest without other characters, especially Krieg
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Still, though, redemption or #RedeemAugust is more important than the shirtless scene to me.
Of course, that's essential.
No redemption=No shirtless scene for fangirls.
First things first.
And pie, Cas. Lots of pie comes first...if Dean doesn't attempt to do increasingly nutty things in order to get hold of pie.
No. Hardcore sex scene. In 3d.
I'd like to see Fiona wearing nothing but a smile and her hat. Just thinking about it... oh man...
On the dude side I think August would look pretty good with less clothing. Living a life on Pandora means he's bound to be in great shape and he shouldn't let Vaughn upstage him with all that shirtless action he got in Episode 2.
Rhys, only so I can, as Fiona, laugh at him.
On the female side...
None?