"Anyway, you know how it goes. "Snitches get stitches." I just made that up."
"Step 3 is us making out."
"Remember, shhwt shhwt! Zig zag when you run, okay? It- uh, makes you harder to hit."
All of Rhys' screaming and yelping.
"Aw, you are gonna have such a hard-on for my office, Rhys. It's- It's huge. Errr, my office. Not your hard-on. Whatever."
"A chair so soft it can only be made out of supple kitten flesh? Check."
"Alright, wallethead. Time to show your face back on Helios."
"Face! Face! His... face! Has no... face!"
Rhys' attempts not to throw up.
"Alright, guys. It boils down to this. Somehow, we've gotta get to Helios, infiltrate Hyperion, and steal Gooooooortys'sVaultBeacon-- sorry, that was breakfast."
"How's your tum tum there, buddy? That'll teach you to hit the taco truck."
"If you do as I say, Hyperion may even name a ship after you someday. The S.S. Jack's Apprentice. Cool, right?"
"Give 'em the ol' smack dab! Atta boy!"
"It's child's play, right pal?"
"I shoulda grabbed you by the skull and bashed your brains against a friggin' rock!"
"Kiss my ass! You died alone! No friends, no family-- I am NOT gonna end up like you!" - "You don't deserve to be me you, piece of shit!"
"Oh that poor, sweet Fiona. She never even caught on that I was in your head this whole time."
"Ohh, I can't believe how long I was stuck inside that empty little head of yours!"
"You're a maniac!" - "No, I am Handsome goddamn Jack!"
"Heeeey, friends. Remember me? It's your old pal, Jack! Well, pencil's down, amigos. I've got someone to introduce you to. There's a new president in town. That's right, baby! Get those hands a'clappin', cause I wanna give a special Hyperion welcome to chiefiest of executives -- totally president material, all the way from janitorial... My man, Rhys!"
I think that whole walking onto spaceship sequence was funny as hell. Rhys looking at sasha then Fiona butting in like "eh no pal" then scooter thinking she was looking at him.
"You're the only one runnin', pal. I can FLYYYY!"
"Don't tell 'em, princess!"
"And we thought August was a prick."
"Anyway, you kno… morew how it goes. "Snitches get stitches." I just made that up."
"Step 3 is us making out."
"Remember, shhwt shhwt! Zig zag when you run, okay? It- uh, makes you harder to hit."
All of Rhys' screaming and yelping.
"Aw, you are gonna have such a hard-on for my office, Rhys. It's- It's huge. Errr, my office. Not your hard-on. Whatever."
"A chair so soft it can only be made out of supple kitten flesh? Check."
"Alright, wallethead. Time to show your face back on Helios."
"Face! Face! His... face! Has no... face!"
Rhys' attempts not to throw up.
"Alright, guys. It boils down to this. Somehow, we've gotta get to Helios, infiltrate Hyperion, and steal Gooooooortys'sVaultBeacon-- sorry, that was breakfast."
"How's your tum tum there, buddy? That'll teach you to hit the taco truck."
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Ah, so many good ones and it gets 6/10.
Gortys was hilarious in this episode:
* What if it was just filled with strawberry jam?
* … moreI was fabricated, programmed and wired ready! I was also built to dance!
* Nothing...
Others:
* That's why I stick to coffee. Hides the whiskey on my breath.
* The entire army of Gremtillius by... rolling over it with a giant eyeball. Ha... What a mess.
* You are totally blowing my mind right now.
* Uh, I think they call people like that "liars".
* I do love macaroni...
* Easy. Right. Stupid. Nice. Robot.
August tells this to Rhys when he enters the Caravan again (because Rhys says I know Helios like the back of my hand) but that only happens if you choose the correct dialogue with Sasha and Fiona:
Then Sasha and Fiona smile like you see in the pic above :P
I had a good laugh at the "Never mess with the accountants" line. Also, Handsome Jack's "You're just like a serial killer" comment was some good black comedy right there.
Rhys: How many baggies would you like?
Yvette: Excuse me?
Rhys: Well, it's just that my colleagues tend to die badly. Henderson. Rhys. I could go on but if things were to go south, I'd like to know your preference. One big bag or a bunch of littles one? Maybe with the cute zip ties. They make them in a million colours.
Yvette: O_O
All of Gortys' lines were really cute in this episode. "Maybe my thighs will get even bigger! RAWHHRRRRR!" I also enjoyed the conversation about the trapdoor a lot. "Is it a way out door, or an instant death trap door?" "You know, I like to think of it as the best of both worlds…" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, but- but am I gonna DIE when I go through it?"
Comments
Step three is us making out -Scooter
Goddamn it, scooter. The voice actor and scooter's face made this so hilarious. It makes me laugh so much whenever I think of this scene.
And we got the "Enhance" once again but it worked this time!
Rhys: Hey Gortys, you wanna go first?
Gortys: No thank you!
Rhys: Aren't robots suppose to follow orders or something?
Loader bot : Hi!
"You're the only one runnin', pal. I can FLYYYY!"
"Don't tell 'em, princess!"
"And we thought August was a prick."
"Anyway, you know how it goes. "Snitches get stitches." I just made that up."
"Step 3 is us making out."
"Remember, shhwt shhwt! Zig zag when you run, okay? It- uh, makes you harder to hit."
All of Rhys' screaming and yelping.
"Aw, you are gonna have such a hard-on for my office, Rhys. It's- It's huge. Errr, my office. Not your hard-on. Whatever."
"A chair so soft it can only be made out of supple kitten flesh? Check."
"Alright, wallethead. Time to show your face back on Helios."
"Face! Face! His... face! Has no... face!"
Rhys' attempts not to throw up.
"Alright, guys. It boils down to this. Somehow, we've gotta get to Helios, infiltrate Hyperion, and steal Gooooooortys'sVaultBeacon-- sorry, that was breakfast."
"How's your tum tum there, buddy? That'll teach you to hit the taco truck."
"If you do as I say, Hyperion may even name a ship after you someday. The S.S. Jack's Apprentice. Cool, right?"
"Give 'em the ol' smack dab! Atta boy!"
"It's child's play, right pal?"
"I shoulda grabbed you by the skull and bashed your brains against a friggin' rock!"
"Kiss my ass! You died alone! No friends, no family-- I am NOT gonna end up like you!" - "You don't deserve to be me you, piece of shit!"
"Oh that poor, sweet Fiona. She never even caught on that I was in your head this whole time."
"Ohh, I can't believe how long I was stuck inside that empty little head of yours!"
"You're a maniac!" - "No, I am Handsome goddamn Jack!"
"Heeeey, friends. Remember me? It's your old pal, Jack! Well, pencil's down, amigos. I've got someone to introduce you to. There's a new president in town. That's right, baby! Get those hands a'clappin', cause I wanna give a special Hyperion welcome to chiefiest of executives -- totally president material, all the way from janitorial... My man, Rhys!"
Just- like- all of Handsome Jack's dialogue.
Jack: "You're the only one running, pal... I can flyyyyyyy!"
Omg that line. That fucking line XD
I think that whole walking onto spaceship sequence was funny as hell. Rhys looking at sasha then Fiona butting in like "eh no pal" then scooter thinking she was looking at him.
Who was the that said "And we thought August was a prick." and why?
This line. It just gets me every. single. time. Jeez, Its just too damn hard to not love that charasmatic son of a bitch
Native Pandorans=Sour Grapes.
'Oh, I was just wondering, when you take care of business do you use your robo hand or your real one?'
Fiona says that when you tell her that Jack's been inside your head.
I think it was Fiona when you told them about Handsome Jack...
Definitely one of my fave as well
Ah, thanks!
Ah, so many good ones and it gets 6/10.
Gortys was hilarious in this episode:
Others:
That's why I stick to coffee. Hides the whiskey on my breath.
The entire army of Gremtillius by... rolling over it with a giant eyeball. Ha... What a mess.
You are totally blowing my mind right now.
Uh, I think they call people like that "liars".
I do love macaroni...
Easy. Right. Stupid. Nice. Robot.
Wait, what?
Is this real?
How?
Episode 4 deserves at least a 9 IMO.
August tells this to Rhys when he enters the Caravan again (because Rhys says I know Helios like the back of my hand) but that only happens if you choose the correct dialogue with Sasha and Fiona:
Then Sasha and Fiona smile like you see in the pic above :P
I was drinking tea at the time and I almost spat it out right there and then.
I had a good laugh at the "Never mess with the accountants" line. Also, Handsome Jack's "You're just like a serial killer" comment was some good black comedy right there.
A 9 is still too low, Destructoid was right to give it a 10/10.
Opinions, right? XD
Rhys: How many baggies would you like?
Yvette: Excuse me?
Rhys: Well, it's just that my colleagues tend to die badly. Henderson. Rhys. I could go on but if things were to go south, I'd like to know your preference. One big bag or a bunch of littles one? Maybe with the cute zip ties. They make them in a million colours.
Yvette: O_O
Bigby and Lee, BROS 4 LIFE.
For an added bonus, he's probably drunk.
Also not a quote, but freaking adorable... Gortys holding the hand of the guard taking them to prison! SO CUTE.
He's roughly escorting Fiona, but daintily leading the adorable Atlas robot by the hand.
That... that's actually cute.
Fiona= Lime with a nice hat.
Sasha= Bitter Apple.
August= Grumpy Bear.
And then he freaked out and shut off the radio.
Even grumpy mob heirs know the value of protecting innocent robot children's hearing sensors from swear words.
All of Gortys' lines were really cute in this episode. "Maybe my thighs will get even bigger! RAWHHRRRRR!" I also enjoyed the conversation about the trapdoor a lot. "Is it a way out door, or an instant death trap door?" "You know, I like to think of it as the best of both worlds…" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, but- but am I gonna DIE when I go through it?"
hologram enhances
Sasha: 'Oh, so you can say it?'
Gortys: 'He said to hold tight!'
Yvette: 'He's in pieces!'
Rhysquez: 'I know. Rhys' pieces. It's terrible. His death, not the pun.'
Guard: 'You didn't see anything! Sometimes the light casts reflections!' (etc)
Guard: '...my mom is dead.'
Rhysquez: 'Oh.'
Gortys: 'I wouldn't know how!'
Gortys: Oh, but I like you so much!'
Rhysquez: 'Sorry, just ate a burrito!'
Accountant: 'Never mess with accountants, Vasquez! You can always count on us outnumbering you!'
the whole section that follows this line
HJ messing with the credits
There are too many, I give up.
I like this form of Gortys. She looks like a big baby.
What about Rhys?
Dorky Giraffe.