"Hello, everyone.
It's been weeks since I last updated you but I just wanted you all to know I'm doing fine.
I think I've lost half my… more weight, though. Eating worms is more disgusting than you think.
I met a new friend (actually he's not my friend at all but I'm scared he's a psychic and can read my thoughts) just yesterday. I'm glad (no I'm not, help me) because I've been feeling lonely. Where are you, senpai? Did you really forget about me that easily?
He caught me when I was sleeping. I'm trying to pass off his expression as curiosity.
Somehow I think he's a pervert.
Now I'm stuck in a cage and I've got gorillas looking at me and paying in bananas to see me.
Am I in a human zoo?
Am I becoming one of them?
At least I'm eating bananas now.
See you soon."
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It's pretty good.
Somehow I feel like the psychic gorilla isn't gonna let its biggest source of income go without a fight![:\](https://community.telltale.com/resources/emoji/confused.png ":\")
you know me too well ^-^
@crips give me an avatar that will actually look pretty on the tree LMAO
maybe the psychic gorilla has something in mind
we'll see :^)
Then it's settled! We ride forth at dawn! ...I've been waiting for an opportunity to say that ^-^
Sorry bruh![:\](https://community.telltale.com/resources/emoji/confused.png ":\")
Where do you find those gifs?
John, I'm serious! He could die!
leave my ugly twin alone green
Oh? Hopefully that something involves Rhys staying alive
it's okay I stopped listening to it because it's not exactly my style
rhys is immortal
ohh we don't have that in spain i thought about a literal baby shower and i was like what
naah, he'll be fine.
he just has to man up and he'll survive without a problem
art from my friend
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ohh here we do that after the baby is born! x)
well id hope kawaiii showers her baby
Trust me, it'll grow on you until it consumes you like a virus and you can't stop listening
That's my secret.
fuckin hypocrite
Yep. Every time he dies the world starts over.
I'd just be there for the filler episodes.
getting lucky today huh fiona
SHE LOOKS SO GOOD ;-; I LOVE THIS
the fuck did you just say about my avatar u little fuck
im removing u from the tree HA
nah a bit of linkin park and nirvana will help me
Really? Rhys? He'll be dead within a day. Then again, like Wolf said, he is immortal.
oh dayum
gorgeous art<3
YEEEAH! ;_; She's my idol!
gee, thanks for having faith in my nephew -.-
I think it's before the baby is born... I've never been to a baby shower. I don't think we have those in Sweden.
what a cutie
Good luck, mate.
@Quiff
is this your secret