"Hello, everyone.
I feel sick.
Today the gorilla guards came to take me off my cage. I thought they were going to set me free but I wa… mores very wrong.
I knew there was something off about their leader but I didn't expect to see him with make up on when they brought me to him.
He even tried to use the same make up as senpai and kissed me on the cheek.
It's like Fiona became a gorilla.
This is not hot.
I tried to run but he grabbed me and forced me to hold his hand. I think I might cut off this one too soon.
He wanted to marry me and make me his gorilla queen. Or king, the make up makes me suspicious.
When he looked away for one second, I saw it. His most prized treasure.
The golden banana.
I ran faster than he could catch me because being 60% legs has its advantages sometimes and I threatened to eat it.
He gave up.
I'm the new Banana King.
See you soon.
I hope senpai is proud."
Alright, I got everyone on who asked and a few more. YES, I KNOW I'M STILL MISSING A FUCKTON OF PPL
IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS MISSING, TELL … moreME WHO AND IF YOU AREN'T ON HERE AND WANT TO, REPLY TO ME ANYTIME, JUST GIVE ME THE NAME YOU WANT ON THERE, YOUR COUNTRY, AND YOUR GENDER
thx
still working on getting a background 4 this 2 so be patient
ALSO @DaveTheArakin GIMME YO BITCH ASS COUNTRY BEFORE I SMACK U UPSIDE THE HEAD BACK INTO LAST TUESDAY
Comments
I've played each BL game except the first one.
Eridium is called Buttstallion Food for me.
holy shit that's a lot for a mug.
rhys you know you need my permission to do that
no i mean chewbacca only
Yup...
murder is not the only way. ;_;
What about 2 editions then?
It sucks, I once got a B.N. for sitting on the stairs. I didn't even know that was against the rules ;-;
This mug is way better.
this is so rad
OH BOI
44 $ for bringing it to croatia xD
I BEG TO DIFFER WOLF GO TO PAGE 829
RHONU suggests SOMETHING ELSE
A... butt mug?
Lol, beautiful...
deal, you take all the tame ones and i'll take all the steamy ones.
You should see the tees, they're awesome!
i hope he doesn't get too attached
I really like the Claptrap one
.
why not
yep
yes, i'm starting to feel like i'm drunk...
JESUS CHRIST CHEWBS
So some of you saw one of my creations and you saw how much fucked up it is.
So I will show you one more creation. I may do that to Rhys and Fiona as well for fun
Well, here she is, the Creepy Alien Clementine xD
Lol, hope you hate on this one :P
he already did it though
Leave some for me too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HOLY SHIET DEY KNO WATS UP
they're selling a shot glass ^-^
it is for me
Wow...
Yeah, it looks cool
shiet great
Then you should sleep mi amore!
You wouldn't want one?
xD
I really liked the Zer0 hoodie x)
will do, fine sir ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I wouldn't be THAT desperate for one.
why the fuck do they all got beards?
Gearbox ain't messing around y'know?
I-I got nothing to say...
To be your daughters?
Rhys: The guy is pretty awesome without fully realizing it.
Fiona: She can be so warm and kind-hearted without realizing it.