I am still the banana king. But we're running out of food so I sent my faithful army to collect some in the 2015 banana war. I hope they come back alive.
I guess I'm bringing all this up to say I did it.
I ate the golden banana.
Suddenly, a light emerged out of nowhere and it seemed to be everywhere in the room. It made my hand twitch without my consent.
Suddenly, instead of the usual light, a book appeared floating in my hand.
It was... "101 ways to be lewd".
The banana gave me powers.
Blushing, I flickered through the pages for information.
Shame they were all monkeys.
But I'm sure senpai will appreciate my newfound skills.
"Hello, everyone.
I am still the banana king. But we're running out of food so I sent my faithful army to collect some in the 2015 banana… more war. I hope they come back alive.
I guess I'm bringing all this up to say I did it.
I ate the golden banana.
Suddenly, a light emerged out of nowhere and it seemed to be everywhere in the room. It made my hand twitch without my consent.
Suddenly, instead of the usual light, a book appeared floating in my hand.
It was... "101 ways to be lewd".
The banana gave me powers.
Blushing, I flickered through the pages for information.
Shame they were all monkeys.
But I'm sure senpai will appreciate my newfound skills.
Should I leave my kingdom and find her?
I wonder.
See you soon,
Rhys."
"Hello, everyone.
I am still the banana king. But we're running out of food so I sent my faithful army to collect some in the 2015 banana… more war. I hope they come back alive.
I guess I'm bringing all this up to say I did it.
I ate the golden banana.
Suddenly, a light emerged out of nowhere and it seemed to be everywhere in the room. It made my hand twitch without my consent.
Suddenly, instead of the usual light, a book appeared floating in my hand.
It was... "101 ways to be lewd".
The banana gave me powers.
Blushing, I flickered through the pages for information.
Shame they were all monkeys.
But I'm sure senpai will appreciate my newfound skills.
Should I leave my kingdom and find her?
I wonder.
See you soon,
Rhys."
there appears to be no ladies Hyperion tee
;_; there, there
i also find them a bit too expensive, i dunno if that's just me being cheap or not ¯_(ツ)_/¯
"Hello, everyone.
I am still the banana king. But we're running out of food so I sent my faithful army to collect some in the 2015 banana… more war. I hope they come back alive.
I guess I'm bringing all this up to say I did it.
I ate the golden banana.
Suddenly, a light emerged out of nowhere and it seemed to be everywhere in the room. It made my hand twitch without my consent.
Suddenly, instead of the usual light, a book appeared floating in my hand.
It was... "101 ways to be lewd".
The banana gave me powers.
Blushing, I flickered through the pages for information.
Shame they were all monkeys.
But I'm sure senpai will appreciate my newfound skills.
Should I leave my kingdom and find her?
I wonder.
See you soon,
Rhys."
"Hello, everyone.
I am still the banana king. But we're running out of food so I sent my faithful army to collect some in the 2015 banana… more war. I hope they come back alive.
I guess I'm bringing all this up to say I did it.
I ate the golden banana.
Suddenly, a light emerged out of nowhere and it seemed to be everywhere in the room. It made my hand twitch without my consent.
Suddenly, instead of the usual light, a book appeared floating in my hand.
It was... "101 ways to be lewd".
The banana gave me powers.
Blushing, I flickered through the pages for information.
Shame they were all monkeys.
But I'm sure senpai will appreciate my newfound skills.
Should I leave my kingdom and find her?
I wonder.
See you soon,
Rhys."
"Hello, everyone.
I am still the banana king. But we're running out of food so I sent my faithful army to collect some in the 2015 banana… more war. I hope they come back alive.
I guess I'm bringing all this up to say I did it.
I ate the golden banana.
Suddenly, a light emerged out of nowhere and it seemed to be everywhere in the room. It made my hand twitch without my consent.
Suddenly, instead of the usual light, a book appeared floating in my hand.
It was... "101 ways to be lewd".
The banana gave me powers.
Blushing, I flickered through the pages for information.
Shame they were all monkeys.
But I'm sure senpai will appreciate my newfound skills.
Should I leave my kingdom and find her?
I wonder.
See you soon,
Rhys."
I really wanted that tee ;-; Meh, at least Zer0 is cool
You're not being cheap, those things cost over 500 kr (I don't really know what … morecurrency you use in Croatia so I'll just say 50 euros)!
And if you add the shipping price, it's not really worth it.
dude. you're a murder-virgin? but...how? didn't you have your "bloody sixteen"-party? ...we'll have to change that
do it. your first murder is loooooong overdue
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Yeah right...
Well, you did your best. That's what matters right now ^-^
PM me? I'm really curious now dude...
no... i cannot protect him...
And what would that be, m'lord?
Uhhh.... ok!
;_; there, there
i also find them a bit too expensive, i dunno if that's just me being cheap or not ¯_(ツ)_/¯
about this__
I will release the info when I feel comfortable about it, I assure you.
I'd love that, if you don't mind, could I send them to my friends? They do things like this on snapchat all the time and they'll find it hilarious.
I doubt I will ;_;
My jaw just hit the floor irl....
THANK YOU SO MUCH OR THIS SLICE OF HEAVEN!!! XD
be as lewd as possible
This face looks very familiar to Heavy's face in Meet The Medic
"Hello, everyone.
I am still the banana king. But we're running out of food so I sent my faithful army to collect some in the 2015 banana war. I hope they come back alive.
I guess I'm bringing all this up to say I did it.
I ate the golden banana.
Suddenly, a light emerged out of nowhere and it seemed to be everywhere in the room. It made my hand twitch without my consent.
Suddenly, instead of the usual light, a book appeared floating in my hand.
It was... "101 ways to be lewd".
The banana gave me powers.
Blushing, I flickered through the pages for information.
Shame they were all monkeys.
But I'm sure senpai will appreciate my newfound skills.
Should I leave my kingdom and find her?
I wonder.
See you soon,
Rhys."
i will be free
She isn't complete without him though
why :"(
how could you stop him in the basement
feel honored
That would be going against all the instincts I have in me. But I will do it. To make you proud, m'lord.
ur uncle b like
You are
You can't control him, he's a young adult. His life is in his hands now.
Even if he lives in your basement.
Sure, why not!
I'll send to you my other lewd creations via PM 
Oh I know, you REALLY are a good mom, you want to show him the Binding Of Isaac!
"101 ways to be lewd"
I got one for ya:
even shia agrees
ffs rhys get your shit together
Don't you hate it when your eye starts hurting for no reason?
It's cooled down a bit for me, but damn.
Can't see the image, what is it?
I really wanted that tee ;-; Meh, at least Zer0 is cool
You're not being cheap, those things cost over 500 kr (I don't really know what currency you use in Croatia so I'll just say 50 euros)!
And if you add the shipping price, it's not really worth it.
We'll see when it's done, alright?
i eating banana right now
dude. you're a murder-virgin? but...how? didn't you have your "bloody sixteen"-party? ...we'll have to change that
do it. your first murder is loooooong overdue
Follow your dre- memes!
By kingdom you mean Auroras basement.
sounds about right
i would never kill a bro
Ok dude, I hear ya
i don't mean anything, rhys does