"Hello, everyone.
I am still the banana king. But we're running out of food so I sent my faithful army to collect some in the 2015 banana… more war. I hope they come back alive.
I guess I'm bringing all this up to say I did it.
I ate the golden banana.
Suddenly, a light emerged out of nowhere and it seemed to be everywhere in the room. It made my hand twitch without my consent.
Suddenly, instead of the usual light, a book appeared floating in my hand.
It was... "101 ways to be lewd".
The banana gave me powers.
Blushing, I flickered through the pages for information.
Shame they were all monkeys.
But I'm sure senpai will appreciate my newfound skills.
Should I leave my kingdom and find her?
I wonder.
See you soon,
Rhys."
bad fucking idea
My mind is not here, all I can think about is money.
Flying in the air, my only reason to survive
Then you come … morein and all I can think about is you.
You make my heart shine, you're all I need.
Changing my hat for you
Makeup on point for you
I'll do anything for you
No need to lose you.
Daddy Daddy, please say you love me.
You're worth more than a vault key
Leave your stun baton behind.
It's time for step three.
Daddy Daddy, please say you love me.
You're worth more than a vault key
Leave your stun baton behind.
It's time for step three.
Oooh Ooh Oooh Ooh.
You're flirting with my sister
Do you know I'm a jealous Queen?
Spending a lot of time with her
Do you know how much that hurts me?
Take your shirt off,
let me see your tattoo
Turn off the lights
Oh boy, it's getting serious.
Daddy Daddy, please say you love me.
You're worth more t… [view original content]
"Hello, everyone.
I am still the banana king. But we're running out of food so I sent my faithful army to collect some in the 2015 banana… more war. I hope they come back alive.
I guess I'm bringing all this up to say I did it.
I ate the golden banana.
Suddenly, a light emerged out of nowhere and it seemed to be everywhere in the room. It made my hand twitch without my consent.
Suddenly, instead of the usual light, a book appeared floating in my hand.
It was... "101 ways to be lewd".
The banana gave me powers.
Blushing, I flickered through the pages for information.
Shame they were all monkeys.
But I'm sure senpai will appreciate my newfound skills.
Should I leave my kingdom and find her?
I wonder.
See you soon,
Rhys."
Hey, hey, hey! Let's not gang up on John now alright?
He might not be the brightest, but he's the lewd lord we all need to keep the optimism in this thread.
Hey, hey, hey! Let's not gang up on John now alright?
He might not be the brightest, but he's the lewd lord we all need to keep the optimism in this thread.
"Hello, everyone.
I am still the banana king. But we're running out of food so I sent my faithful army to collect some in the 2015 banana… more war. I hope they come back alive.
I guess I'm bringing all this up to say I did it.
I ate the golden banana.
Suddenly, a light emerged out of nowhere and it seemed to be everywhere in the room. It made my hand twitch without my consent.
Suddenly, instead of the usual light, a book appeared floating in my hand.
It was... "101 ways to be lewd".
The banana gave me powers.
Blushing, I flickered through the pages for information.
Shame they were all monkeys.
But I'm sure senpai will appreciate my newfound skills.
Should I leave my kingdom and find her?
I wonder.
See you soon,
Rhys."
bad fucking idea
My mind is not here, all I can think about is money.
Flying in the air, my only reason to survive
Then you come … morein and all I can think about is you.
You make my heart shine, you're all I need.
Changing my hat for you
Makeup on point for you
I'll do anything for you
No need to lose you.
Daddy Daddy, please say you love me.
You're worth more than a vault key
Leave your stun baton behind.
It's time for step three.
Daddy Daddy, please say you love me.
You're worth more than a vault key
Leave your stun baton behind.
It's time for step three.
Oooh Ooh Oooh Ooh.
You're flirting with my sister
Do you know I'm a jealous Queen?
Spending a lot of time with her
Do you know how much that hurts me?
Take your shirt off,
let me see your tattoo
Turn off the lights
Oh boy, it's getting serious.
Daddy Daddy, please say you love me.
You're worth more t… [view original content]
Comments
No high fivez 4 you cuz of that stupid gif >:(
Is Green still editing that pic? holy shit.
I do
@twdgirl43 what country u from fam
You succeeded as a mother, but now your son is all grown up. I know it's hard to accept, but he got himself into this mess, he's an adult now.
And you can be sure that he's eating lots of bananas, and they're healthy
Your son isn't going hungry.
Okay, but I may work on them tomorrow, cuz now I'm kinda tired. But I won't go to sleep though xD
Do you have any idea why he was Blushing?
ok that's to much for me
is that even a question how can someone be so stupid
what an idiot
thinking about bae and what he could do???
i dunno bruh
Why was I complaining? You guys clearly seem to have it worse than me.
WHOA!!! This is good
i believe she said florida
It's probably for the family tree thingy.
he's scared of his monkey people dying without him
whateva u say
did you just tried to watch a rhysha piture for 2 sec???
are you fucking stupid
what an idiot
HeheheHAHAHA!!!
I don't know why, but your comment:
Just made me laugh like crazy!! XP
r u insultin meh??
You might get banned for this episode five leak.
Hey, hey, hey! Let's not gang up on John now alright?
He might not be the brightest, but he's the lewd lord we all need to keep the optimism in this thread.
shit man im just letting the world know rhys is okay
ill take one for the team
John don't worry I got you
please do...
Yeah... Form a line.
oh cmon i didnt say disliked i like paintings
Huh, that's interesting, kuna actually sounds pretty similar to krona ^-^
You're a goddamn hero
@2446680
update 3 lets go hype
keep replying fam im on a nonstop train here
10/10 lana would be proud
yeah, except...
krona = close to kruna, which means crown in cro.
kuna = marten in cro.
Why are you calling me stupid ;----;
I didn't even try to ;----;
u mean ffs fam
what's wrong this time
thank you brother
anything for my beloved friends
dassit, ur banished from my court
OH MY GOD, THAT IS SO CUTE. Did Paul pick that name out himself?
Nice man!