Adam Sandler wasn't satisfied just forcing me to eat that disgusting bambi food. And I wouldn't give in -- torture is better than his movies.
So he stepped up his game.
I'm locked, with no way out and a sea of salad is slowly but surely engulfing me.
My only way to survive?
To eat it all.
I... I don't think I can do it. This is too much.
And to top it off, he occasionally throws an ice cream in here.
...Salad flavour...
Should I give up? Or should I just keep chasing pavements even if it leaaads nowhereeee... crap, this isn't the time to sing Adele.
Anyway, I can't be sure what my future -- if I have one at all -- will bring but I think I don't want to see another salad for another fifty years if I make it out of this.
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Don't mind me, I regret this post, move along.
No. I just went to page 958 and copied the image's URL.
Is my grammar is good for a 13 years old, that is in enriched in a french school? (plus it seems that most of the other students are not so good)
don't forget his letter
"Hello, everyone.
It's happening.
This might be the end.
Adam Sandler wasn't satisfied just forcing me to eat that disgusting bambi food. And I wouldn't give in -- torture is better than his movies.
So he stepped up his game.
I'm locked, with no way out and a sea of salad is slowly but surely engulfing me.
My only way to survive?
To eat it all.
I... I don't think I can do it. This is too much.
And to top it off, he occasionally throws an ice cream in here.
...Salad flavour...
Should I give up? Or should I just keep chasing pavements even if it leaaads nowhereeee... crap, this isn't the time to sing Adele.
Anyway, I can't be sure what my future -- if I have one at all -- will bring but I think I don't want to see another salad for another fifty years if I make it out of this.
Tell Senpai I love her if I drown in lettuce.
Goodbye or see you soon."
how..how do you know on what exact page it was
@98Elliottchin
Credit for the text in the scan goes to Elliott himself.
Sorry for the long wait. I hope it didn't turn out very disappointing ;_;
Because when I came here in the morning, Wolf's post was the first thing I saw.
i didn't , where is it? i must have skipped the page when i was reading
EDIT: NEVERMND I FOUND IT, RHYS YOU ARE STRONG, EAT FOR YOUR MOTHE
;_;
Okay, I'm definitely editing that.
5 days ago it was my first day at school
Is my grammar (..) *
depends on how long have you been studying English in school
now you WANT him to eat the salad??
im so confused
SOUNDS KINDA CREEPY, Adam!
oookay
each lewd remark leads to another...
Hiya, Joey!
The thread is alive for now x3
For a bunch of years but not so often. Would you like to be my teacher?
as long as it's a lot of salad, yes
I still don't go to school. In 7 days, I think I will.
Hi! How do you feel today, Jojo? Any better?
Not so often? Does that mean you don't have much English classes at school or?
I don't think I am the best choice for teaching you, I dunno, I don't wanna screw up anything for you, but I can try correcting your mistakes (?)
it starts on Monday for me, fml
I think so. x3
Thanks! :'D
what if he chokes on it? i mean, he's quite literally drowning
Everything I say is wrong so ignore me.
You're very welcome! ^_^
Sorry for saying that but it's your son's fault
u hurt my feelings
I'll get my revenge on S15
he won't choke, heck, i'm his mom, he's trained for this
And wow! I look like a man.
EDIT: I gotta post this on my Facebook.
you... trained him not to choke on salad? ...
i'm not going to ask
you do?
why
Why?
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i trained him not to be a pissbaby and eat his frickin food
i'm sure he can handle this, i've drowned him in other foods before and he did well