You know what they say... when you got an issue, you always have a tissue! Hahahaha!... great, amirite?... b-but I haven't got any issues, s-so that wouldn't work for-...
"Hello, everyone.
Nothing really happened these past few weeks.
A spider bit me though but I didn't become spiderman. I wonder why lif… moree is so unfair.
But I had a nightmare last night.
I was in love with Adam Sandler.
He seductively beckoned me over and my heart went DOKI DOKI.
He was cosplaying Fiona.
Our gazes met and I remembered watching all his atrocious movies just for his presence alone... my idol... all for myself.
I'm gonna puke if I don't stop soon.
I woke up in horror when he tried to... you know what, forget it, I don't wanna scar anyone.
I think I need professional help.
I'm going to go see a witchdoctor soon. I need my mind to be clean when I finally meet up with Fiona-senpai.
Dr. Miley Cyrus, here I come. (Listen, stop judging. Her career flopped, she needed to find something to do.)
PS: Fluffy really wants to destroy some cities. I'm so proud of my little baby. "
counts the tissues
W-wow!... that is a LOT of tissues!
You know what they say... when you got an issue, you always have a tissue! … moreHahahaha!... great, amirite?... b-but I haven't got any issues, s-so that wouldn't work for-...
...nevermind!
I appreciate it!
But I had a nightmare last night.
Oh god...
I was in love with Adam Sandler.
EW! IT'S DISGUSTING IN MANY LEVELS!
… more He seductively beckoned me over and my heart went DOKI DOKI.
Please tell me, it can't be worse ;_;
He was cosplaying Fiona.
(?) Mira and Asher will remember that.
Comments
noice job man
yes please
Hey! ^-^
Long time no see
Y-you're back?...
sniff
Oh. Okay. I got the message. ;-;
You don't want me to talk to you. Okay... ;-;
I'm back.
And I've got all the tissues you need.
counts the tissues
W-wow!... that is a LOT of tissues!
You know what they say... when you got an issue, you always have a tissue! Hahahaha!... great, amirite?... b-but I haven't got any issues, s-so that wouldn't work for-...
...nevermind!
I appreciate it!
Rhys be like
Don't mind me... I'll just be on my way... ;-;
is internally cringing at that pun but smiles sympathetically anyway
No... no problem! Tissues galore here. Take one any time.
I'm sorry, guys.
lmao 10/10 gif usage
You mean not enough.
Neither did I...
Can I at least have a hug? ;-;
@Kawaiii
PAY FOR YOUR SINS
Maybe
(I knew that pun was good...)
Thank you soooo much!... I'll see myself out.
(?) Wolfenus will remember that.
FIONA
I mean hey Fiona
SHUT UP
I'LL SPAM THIS SHIT UNTIL I DIE
I SWEAR ON DOGE
Answer this, please http://strawpoll.me/5711314
tfw u don't know what's going on
YOU CREATED A MONSTER
Don't you mean 'I SWEAR ON RHYIONA'? xd
NO
I WILL NEVER SWEAR ON RHYIONA
2 PRECIOUS
Starring roles: me
Then you'll be pretty good
This guy...
This guy gets it!
OH MY GOD STOP
U CREATED HIM DON'T BLAME IT ON ME
I just only wanted a hug ;-;
Do not put me in the fight
Have fun! With... with your nosebleeds, and stuff!
Starring roles : everyone
she pmed me a photoshop of adam cosplaying fiona.
S'up?