"Hello, everyone.
Nothing really happened these past few weeks.
A spider bit me though but I didn't become spiderman. I wonder why lif… moree is so unfair.
But I had a nightmare last night.
I was in love with Adam Sandler.
He seductively beckoned me over and my heart went DOKI DOKI.
He was cosplaying Fiona.
Our gazes met and I remembered watching all his atrocious movies just for his presence alone... my idol... all for myself.
I'm gonna puke if I don't stop soon.
I woke up in horror when he tried to... you know what, forget it, I don't wanna scar anyone.
I think I need professional help.
I'm going to go see a witchdoctor soon. I need my mind to be clean when I finally meet up with Fiona-senpai.
Dr. Miley Cyrus, here I come. (Listen, stop judging. Her career flopped, she needed to find something to do.)
PS: Fluffy really wants to destroy some cities. I'm so proud of my little baby. "
Comments
Uh.... here.
I admire your courage.
(praise the rhyiona lawd its finally fixed)
Night, 404.
I've ever heard of a 'squid ward'.
Okay... okay... I get it... ;__;
It's just I haven't seen you in a while, you know... ;__;
Gives 1000 boxes of tissues to Paul
Here, have some tissues, even though Fiona gave you some already but you never know when you need more
(Don't take the expletives too seriously, I just adore Jennifer Carpenter!)
I had to do something... thank you for the tissue!
...
(I ALWAYS get the punches)
What about a squiward?
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T-that's *my* job!
**why do the gifs keep dun goofing**
I really mean it this time ;-;
Don't mention it ^-^
Anytime, bruh!
(I would totally reply with a sassy Fiona gif, but this forum is a little bitch and the gifs keep failing)
happened to the forums a couple days back... only thing we can do is wait it out
G'night kiddos
No clue what a 'squiward' is.
Well, that is my job, too.
You may not allow me to hug you but you can't tell me that I can't give some tissues to Paul!
Night.
FUCK!
[WHYISNTTHISSHITWORKINGHOMYGOD](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU)
**DEAL WITH IT.**
*inserts gif of rhys kicking a trashcan in anger*
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPRESS MYSELF NOW?!
P.S: This whole GIF thing is like Russian Roulette... it might work, and it might not. xD
You can't tell me that I can't give tissues to Paul, even if that is your life aspiration.
fak da metro police
Autocorrect
L-let me help you out here!...
I am not a 'squidward'.
Anytime!
if this doesnt work i'm going to off myself i swear
NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.
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...pls don't ;-;
Nobody tells me what to do, either!
Oh god... Why am I even fighting with you? I'm not supposed to do that... ;-;
O-ooh..
That was surprisingly satisfying.

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Im reacting like Chris