Nation States (We created our own region! People welcome!)

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  • I wonder what Donald Trump would say if he had a Telltale account.

  • The Issue

    A group of distraught high school girls has brought the problem of stray dogs and cats around Wild Card Collective to your attention.

    The Debate

    1. "There are too many strays just wandering around!" screams a concerned high school student as she feeds leftover scraps to a noticeably spooked mutt. "We need to gather all these poor animals and get them into a nice shelter where a loving family can adopt them and take care of them - whether they want them or not."

    2. "No! No more animals, please!" begs animal shelter director Margaret Smith as she struggles to latch a cage full of cats. "Look, I love these fluffballs as much as the next guy, but we just can't handle any more. We're up to our ears in animals! The problem isn't with the strays, it's with irresponsible pet owners not spaying and neutering their pets. It's high time we required everyone to fix their pets. Do that and this problem will disappear."

    3. "These animals deserve to be free!" screeches Samuel Licorish, a member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Everything. "They found a home in the back alleyways and dumps. Who are you to take them away from their homes, tame them and make them your slaves? They don't exist for your entertainment. We must free all of the animals!"

    4. "Let's not get hasty here," interrupts Major Burns while polishing his oakleaves and war medals. "Now these animals could be of use to the police here and overseas with our brave soldiers. There are plenty of jobs that simply aren't suited to our patriotic boys in uniform. Yes, plenty of dangerous jobs. It's not like these strays are going to be missed. And at least we'd be giving them hot meals and a dignified purpose!"

    5. "One bullet each should do the trick," bluntly states a mustachioed local-government employee while loading a revolver. "Problem solved."

    Guess what I picked.

  • I'm going to guess it wasn't option 1.

    The Issue A group of distraught high school girls has brought the problem of stray dogs and cats around Wild Card Collective to your atte

  • Well, I joined. Not really sure what it is yet, but seems pretty cool.

  • Welcome to our region! Hope you have fun.

    Forsoothe posted: »

    Well, I joined. Not really sure what it is yet, but seems pretty cool.

  • If you chose 5 or 4, you are a monster.

    The Issue A group of distraught high school girls has brought the problem of stray dogs and cats around Wild Card Collective to your atte

  • I would've picked 4 to be honest, seems the best option.

    If you chose 5 or 4, you are a monster.

  • I picked four.

    The outcome: "Jack Russels have proven to be terrible spies."

    I would've picked 4 to be honest, seems the best option.

  • Well, pugs would've been a better choice for a spy, them or corgis.

    I picked four. The outcome: "Jack Russels have proven to be terrible spies."

  • I have returned in full!

    How goes the NationState-ing

  • 5."One bullet each should do the trick," bluntly states a mustachioed local-government employee while loading a revolver. "Problem solved."

    Wait, for the dogs or the girls?

    The Issue A group of distraught high school girls has brought the problem of stray dogs and cats around Wild Card Collective to your atte

  • You say that as though the two are mutually exclusive...

    Sarangholic posted: »

    5."One bullet each should do the trick," bluntly states a mustachioed local-government employee while loading a revolver. "Problem solved." Wait, for the dogs or the girls?

  • ACHTUNG! I've created a Bill of Rights for the region.

    https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=505772

    Give it a read and post ideas for new amendments in the regional message board!

  • I think it's high time to finally update that goddamn original post, don't you think, SilverKnight?

  • When I get time, I definitely will.

    Lingvort posted: »

    I think it's high time to finally update that goddamn original post, don't you think, SilverKnight?

  • I am here to announce that this so called "wall" Donald Trump and other officers have purposed has finally been approved and has now been out into effect, if you would like the password to be able to gain entry into the community, please message an officer.

  • Uh... Uh, guys? Not to worry anyone, but apparently there's going to be a zombie apocalypse in two days in NationStates.

    The news page on NationStates explains it: http://www.nationstates.net/page=news

  • Allow treason attempts?

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    ACHTUNG! I've created a Bill of Rights for the region. https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=505772 Give it a read and post ideas for new amendments in the regional message board!

  • BigBlindMaxBigBlindMax Banned
    edited October 2015

    Well, Ohala is kind of fucked. We have no army or police.

    Of course, Crawford SSC will be fine, since their status quo is zombies.

    NoHopeLeft posted: »

    Uh... Uh, guys? Not to worry anyone, but apparently there's going to be a zombie apocalypse in two days in NationStates. The news page on NationStates explains it: http://www.nationstates.net/page=news

  • No, but your are up for a pardon. I've put it to a vote.

    papai46 posted: »

    Allow treason attempts?

  • I'm ready.

    NoHopeLeft posted: »

    Uh... Uh, guys? Not to worry anyone, but apparently there's going to be a zombie apocalypse in two days in NationStates. The news page on NationStates explains it: http://www.nationstates.net/page=news

  • Gonna say the password is #CantStumpTheTrump.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    I am here to announce that this so called "wall" Donald Trump and other officers have purposed has finally been approved and has now been ou

  • Oh lord.

    NoHopeLeft posted: »

    Uh... Uh, guys? Not to worry anyone, but apparently there's going to be a zombie apocalypse in two days in NationStates. The news page on NationStates explains it: http://www.nationstates.net/page=news

  • I already know how this will end but thanks for trying i guess...

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    No, but your are up for a pardon. I've put it to a vote.

  • I will probably try to find a cure since my country allows for human cloning, so i guess they will try to test the cure on the clones.

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    Well, Ohala is kind of fucked. We have no army or police. Of course, Crawford SSC will be fine, since their status quo is zombies.

  • Actually, the count is 6-0 in your favor.

    papai46 posted: »

    I already know how this will end but thanks for trying i guess...

  • edited October 2015

    Well, this will be the end of the great Kingdom of Semeds.

    NoHopeLeft posted: »

    Uh... Uh, guys? Not to worry anyone, but apparently there's going to be a zombie apocalypse in two days in NationStates. The news page on NationStates explains it: http://www.nationstates.net/page=news

  • 7-0 after I vote.

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    Actually, the count is 6-0 in your favor.

  • We must prepare for the zombie horde! It would be downright shameful for the home of the walking dead game to be overrun by lurkers!

    We're smart, they're not. We're smarter than all of them!

  • I kinda love you guys right now :D

    7-0 after I vote.

  • Good thing I have a shitload of spy dogs.

    NoHopeLeft posted: »

    Uh... Uh, guys? Not to worry anyone, but apparently there's going to be a zombie apocalypse in two days in NationStates. The news page on NationStates explains it: http://www.nationstates.net/page=news

  • If everyone fights together then we can't lose!

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    We must prepare for the zombie horde! It would be downright shameful for the home of the walking dead game to be overrun by lurkers! We're smart, they're not. We're smarter than all of them!

  • Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of subterfuge!

    Good thing I have a shitload of spy dogs.

  • I have a plan, but I'll need to confer with the defense officers.

    If everyone fights together then we can't lose!

  • Form the Private Message Council.

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    I have a plan, but I'll need to confer with the defense officers.

  • That line is my favorite thing to come out of nationstates so far.

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of subterfuge!

  • New motto, perhaps?

    That line is my favorite thing to come out of nationstates so far.

  • Try putting ot in :P

    papai46 posted: »

    Gonna say the password is #CantStumpTheTrump.

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