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Pardon for the off-topic, but the urge to edit your comment is eating me up like flesh-eating bacteria, consuming … moremy very feeble and humble existence. I can't see the day, maybe ten years from now, maybe ten months from now, maybe tomorrow, I'm gonna think back on right now and scream to the stars for the mercy of death so I'll not have to live in wondering of what could have been. "What if I had seized that chance by the throat, what if I had beaten my fears, taken what was so rightfully mine?" What if...what if I had won?
Jack punched the table at full force, gripping the cards in his hand harder than he needed to.
"You gotta be kidding me." He threw them in the air. "There's no way!"
Rhys shrunk in his seat.
"Listen kid," he jabbed a finger against his chest, "I didn't become the most important man in Hyperion by getting beat at Poker. You're cheating, cupcake, and you aren't getting away with doing that to me."
"B-but..." Rhys interrupted, a half hearted attempt to push Jack's hand away lost in his glare, "I didn't.... I didn't-"
"Royal flushes my ass. I'll flush you down the toilet, kid. You don't hack Handome fucking Jack."
"Wha-"
But before he could rationalise the words, Jack was already gone.
"Man, oh boy." Jack whistled, petting the machine affectionately. "Didn't think I'd have to use this anytime soon. Actually... why have I never used this convenient plot breaker? Huh. Eh, I'm Jack, I don't need logic."
"What are you," Rhys wheezed, hand on his chest, "going to do with that?"
"Did you seriously follow me here, kid?" Jack sighed in annoyance, wrinkling his nose. "Whatever. It won't matter in a few hours."
"I had to get here for plot sake, Jack." Rhys remembered to gasp in time with the revelation but the dramatic effect was long lost. "Wait! What do you mean?"
"Remember how I said I'd flush you down the toilet? That coupled with a time machine... heh."
"You wouldn't..." Rhys took a step back.
"I'll say hi to your mother for ya."
And with that, he was gone and Rhys dropped to the ground with the realisation that, soon, he would vanish from everyone's memories without a trace.
When Jackcepticeye sees the light
We finally got a major youtuber everyone. He didn't fall for the bait @MetallicaRules , we like totally had a bet, wheres my hot dog?
When Jackcepticeye sees the light
We finally got a major youtuber everyone. He didn't fall for the bait @MetallicaRules , we like totally had a bet, wheres my hot dog?
Jack punched the table at full force, gripping the cards in his hand harder than he needed to.
"You gotta be kidding me." He threw them i… moren the air. "There's no way!"
Rhys shrunk in his seat.
"Listen kid," he jabbed a finger against his chest, "I didn't become the most important man in Hyperion by getting beat at Poker. You're cheating, cupcake, and you aren't getting away with doing that to me."
"B-but..." Rhys interrupted, a half hearted attempt to push Jack's hand away lost in his glare, "I didn't.... I didn't-"
"Royal flushes my ass. I'll flush you down the toilet, kid. You don't hack Handome fucking Jack."
"Wha-"
But before he could rationalise the words, Jack was already gone.
"Man, oh boy." Jack whistled, petting the machine affectionately. "Didn't think I'd have to use this anytime soon. Actually... why have I never used this convenient plot breaker? Huh. Eh, I'm Jack, I don't need logic."
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hey wolf how are ya 'cuz its been a long time! and yay i lov fics
Are you crying?
Son, you are so cute.
"I'M A WINNER INGEN,I'M A WINNER!"
No, I am.
i'm pretty good, how are you?
thanks!
yaYA!!
N-no, not a-at all -sniffs and holds back tears-
i'm pretty good too and sorry for not visiting my favorite thred for long ass time
what? i hav an school ( man I HATE SCHOOL BTW)
You're not bad yur self Mum.
Thanks James.
How does one post a fic properly? I'm trying to post it like how the other do, but I can't seem to figure out how.
Who doesn't?
art doh
sauce doh
I like school sometimes.
That's too harsh dude. She'll learn from her mistake, so what.
Canon = Broken
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OMG JACKSEPTİCEYE didnt give the follower 1:10:47
Rhysha got roasted
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HELL YEA!
jacksepticeye is my new hero
all hail
edit:
was he thinking what we were all thinking
it's alright man, as long you come here sometimes
just copy paste it?
Jacksepticeye is my new god.
seriously my life is complete when jacksepticeye finishes the game
jacksepticeye 
he is the hero we needed
I'm enjoying his playthrough a lot.
Nice
Since I'm already finished writing a story, I wanna get back into the rhythm of things so I can update regularly so... any ideas for more?
Yes, it involves a time-machine, Handsome Jack, and The Bandito Casino.
Have a field day with that.
Jack punched the table at full force, gripping the cards in his hand harder than he needed to.
"You gotta be kidding me." He threw them in the air. "There's no way!"
Rhys shrunk in his seat.
"Listen kid," he jabbed a finger against his chest, "I didn't become the most important man in Hyperion by getting beat at Poker. You're cheating, cupcake, and you aren't getting away with doing that to me."
"B-but..." Rhys interrupted, a half hearted attempt to push Jack's hand away lost in his glare, "I didn't.... I didn't-"
"Royal flushes my ass. I'll flush you down the toilet, kid. You don't hack Handome fucking Jack."
"Wha-"
But before he could rationalise the words, Jack was already gone.
"Man, oh boy." Jack whistled, petting the machine affectionately. "Didn't think I'd have to use this anytime soon. Actually... why have I never used this convenient plot breaker? Huh. Eh, I'm Jack, I don't need logic."
"What are you," Rhys wheezed, hand on his chest, "going to do with that?"
"Did you seriously follow me here, kid?" Jack sighed in annoyance, wrinkling his nose. "Whatever. It won't matter in a few hours."
"I had to get here for plot sake, Jack." Rhys remembered to gasp in time with the revelation but the dramatic effect was long lost. "Wait! What do you mean?"
"Remember how I said I'd flush you down the toilet? That coupled with a time machine... heh."
"You wouldn't..." Rhys took a step back.
"I'll say hi to your mother for ya."
And with that, he was gone and Rhys dropped to the ground with the realisation that, soon, he would vanish from everyone's memories without a trace.
i hope u cri
thx 4 readin
When Jackcepticeye sees the light
We finally got a major youtuber everyone. He didn't fall for the bait @MetallicaRules , we like totally had a bet, wheres my hot dog?
He needs to be informed on how to get to Rhyiona heaven though. He's on the right track.
I tried. My paragraphing was gone.
Isn't he the youtuber doing Tales with the most subscribers out of any other youtuber who's done it?
Yep!
probably yea but here's the vid
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