I just realized why we say Rhyiona instead of Rhyona.
It's a fetish that involves abuse towards the other person. So basically sexual … morepleasure from seeing others pain.
-Green613
Tbh I think we should rename our ship Rhyona because we all know that Fiona likes to see Rhys in pain, am I right guys? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guys, about the kind of book I'm doing, instead of taking screenshots of the thread of stuff that happened exactly 1 year ago, I'll do 5 pages a day or more, or less. It'll depends.
No, I'm not back. Not technically. But at the same time, I never really left.
Happy Belated Rhyiona Day, everyone, and thank you so much to those of you who left a kind word (or paragraph) about me. If I could spend more time here, I would, but...y'know, life. It happens.
Before I fade back into obscurity for an undetermined amount of time, I do want to share one last piece of Rhyiona writing with you. It's short and I don't think it's one of my best, but it's been sitting in my ideas folder for a while and I wanted to give the thread something on the one-year anniversary. So here it is. Enjoy, everyone.
The Daring Truth
“No, no, you can’t back out. You already picked one.” Rhys nudged Sasha’s hand away from the slips of paper in the center of the table. “You’re stuck with what you got.”
“I’m regretting it already…”
Across the table, Vaughn shrugged. “How bad can it be? Can’t be worse than that night we all played strip poker...right?”
“Says the guy who actually had abs to show off,” Rhys muttered.
Vaughn grinned. “If I remember correctly, everyone was too interested in your ink to pay attention to me.”
“Yeah, that was the problem.”
“Strip poker was nothing.” Sasha fiddled with one of her earrings. “You all might think I’m the mean one, but you don’t know half the things Fiona dared me to do when we were kids.”
“Heh, ask her about the skag sometime,” Fiona chuckled, leaning back with a smirk.
Sasha glared at her. “You promised you’d never bring that up again.”
“Technically…” The elder sister took a long swig of her beer. “...I didn’t.”
“Not gonna lie, I’m actually kinda curious right now.” August put his drink down and glanced at Sasha. “Feel like sharin’, babe?”
“No, forget I ever said anything.”
He snorted. “Like hell. Y’know...I can think of a lot of dares involving skags and...uh, they’re all disgusting.”
“Yeah, well, you’re not wrong.”
Fiona kicked her feet up on the table. “Ask her how many times she washed her clothes after she did it. Or how long she was in the shower.” She leaned over to Rhys without waiting for anyone else’s input and answered the question herself...in a very exaggerated whisper. “Hours. She was in the shower for hours…”
Sasha slumped forward with a groan. “Okay. Fine. I’ll do your stupid dare. But,” she lifted her head and leveled a hard stare at both Rhys and her sister. “You two have to do something first.”
Rhys glanced at Fiona out of the corner of his eye. Up until now, she’d been relatively nonplussed by everything that had happened—the fourth beer had really been the point of no return—but Sasha’s comment had effectively stopped her with her drink halfway to her lips.
“And you’re gonna do it together.”
Rhys watched as Fiona slowly lowered the bottle to the table. The past few months had been...precarious, to say the least. He would have assumed that once he and Fiona started dating, things would be easier—no more veiled innuendos or less-than-subtle attempts to leave them alone together—but if anything, it was even more difficult. It turned out being in a relationship added more fuel to the fire than not being in one, so the teasing got worse. And...significantly more sexual.
The disturbing combination of determination and mischief on Sasha’s face only reinforced Rhys’ longing for normal friends. Friends who would have congratulated him on “getting the girl” and left it at that. Then again, the fact that the friend in mention was the sister of his lover made things decidedly more complicated. “What’d you have in mind?” he asked warily.
“Each of you has to say two things about the other that no one else here would know.” She sat back and crossed her arms, expression morphing into smug satisfaction. “Good luck.”
“Um…” He looked at Fiona. Sasha was her sister, they’d known each other since birth; how could he come up with something that not even she would know? Unless...no. No, he couldn’t do that. Especially not for the sake of this stupid game.
Fiona sighed, picking at the label on her beer bottle. “I’ll go first, since you obviously need time to think of something.”
“Yeah, sure, fine. Just...don’t…uh...” She turned to look at him, a small smile on her lips, scarred eyebrow cocked just so slightly. To anyone else, she may have looked genuinely—maybe even innocently—confused. But Rhys knew better.
“Don’t what?”
He narrowed his eyes, but didn’t say anything. She knew exactly what, and the implication should have been more than apparent. Unfortunately for him, she ignored it. And if that wasn’t enough, she gave him a cheeky grin right before finishing off whatever was left in the bottle of alcohol. His stomach sank.
“He is…extremely flexible. And yeah,” she tossed the empty bottle to the side. “I mean it in the way you all think I do.”
Rhys could feel his face getting red the minute the word ‘flexible’ left her lips. He should have known she’d do the exact thing that he’d sworn to himself he wouldn’t do.
“And,” she continued, “when he was a kid, he didn’t actually want to wear tacky suits and rule the world. He wanted to be a singer.” She smirked at Sasha across the table. “There. Done.”
“Wait, what?” Vaughn frowned. “You never told me that.”
Rhys rubbed the back of his neck. “Yeah...it didn’t last very long. And it was before I met you. I was, like, five, and I liked to sing…” He shrugged helplessly. “I mean, I still do, but… I don’t know, it’s kinda embarrassing.”
“More embarrassing than the other thing we just found out?”
“Well, um…she wasn’t supposed to—”
Fiona snickered and nudged his shoulder. “Your turn.”
Rhys took a deep breath. If she wanted to play like this, sure, he’d play. “She always fights to be on top, but secretly loves it when I hold her down to keep her from getting there. And yeah,” he turned to Fiona. “I mean it in the way you all think I do.” The silence that settled around the table was one of the most sudden and absolute silences Rhys had ever witnessed. Everyone was just...staring. Not at him, either. Fiona looked like she wanted to be swallowed by her hat, and for once, the color in her cheeks was very noticeable. “She also likes the way I write my signature.” He sat back and crossed his legs with a grin.
A long minute passed before anyone moved. Sasha finally tore her eyes away from her sister, combing her fingers through her bangs. August picked up his beer, stared into it, and put it back down. Vaughn’s forehead connected with the table.
“Alright,” Sasha finally conceded. “I walked into that...and you win. So here goes the dare.” She shrugged off her jacket, but stopped halfway through pulling her shirt off over her head and glared at Rhys. “Don’t even think about recording this.”
It's been a fun ride, you guys, and I'll see you when I see you. Keep on shipping!
No, I'm not back. Not technically. But at the same time, I never really left.
Happy Belated Rhyiona Day, everyone, and thank you so much … moreto those of you who left a kind word (or paragraph) about me. If I could spend more time here, I would, but...y'know, life. It happens.
Before I fade back into obscurity for an undetermined amount of time, I do want to share one last piece of Rhyiona writing with you. It's short and I don't think it's one of my best, but it's been sitting in my ideas folder for a while and I wanted to give the thread something on the one-year anniversary. So here it is. Enjoy, everyone.
The Daring Truth
“No, no, you can’t back out. You already picked one.” Rhys nudged Sasha’s hand away from the slips of paper in the center of the table. “You’re stuck with what you got.”
“I’m regretting it already…”
Across the table, Vaughn shrugged. “How bad can it be? Can’t be worse than that night we all play… [view original content]
Shut the fuck up and give me attention.
I love you all, my senpai's
Although many of us may have left, we still can keep this thread … moregoing. Or kidnap all of the old members an--
[cough] anyway memeber time.
@Green613: I needed this thread and you did it, I would of probably felt super alone if you didn't make it. Thank you, senpai.
@ABigBadWolf: Idk if you're seeing this but get well soon, ily
@Wolfenus54: Fucking go to your room, you rhack and rhyscest shipper.
@SirScrubbington: I feel... betrayed that you disobeyed my rules.
@OfficialSheriffMaybe: The only loyal child I know
@Rockmysocks: WANNA REBIRTH THIS THREAD? (⊙‿⊙✿)
@Zapthroat: We all know the reason why you're great
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@John_Smith13: Get back here, you duck.
@Eryka: The... lewdness... never... stops...
@Fleur_du_mal, @Mawula, @GrowlingPeanut: I love the content you guys make.
@Kracmos: OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR! WE A… [view original content]
One year ; is it short or long?
I've been here for 11 months, and I can't really remember what I was doing before that (probably because … moremy memory is the worst you can have)
I wasn't so lewd before @John_Smith13 came, and when he came he was already a part of the family.
I'm missing @Kawaiii, @BigBadPaul and @Morphias. Now, I can't remember how you type, your personality...etc It's too late. I loved you all (especially Kawaiii and Nathan (jk I still love you Paul even if I never read your whole theory about E3 or E4 or E5(I stopped at half of the first comment)))
Just for saying, I think I only read 3 or 4 fanfics in total + Rhys' Diary (I don't like reading even if it's Rhyiona)
One of my favorite person on this thread/forum is my son, my furry, the one who made furry videos with Chewbacca, the one that I killed in the Coke apocalypse, I'm talking about @ABigBadFurry (I mean @ABigBadWolf). I love you Ray you were always the … [view original content]
Hi. So, happy 1 year anniversary. It's been a long time that I've been here and I'm glad that I came here. And I can't... Oh dear, I'm not g… moreood with speeches...
And I'd like to say something to the people I'll tag down below (just like what @Eryka did cause I'm jealous as fuck):
@OfficialSheriffMaybe, she's the first one I got around to know well. And despite we fight (or something like that), I'm glad I met her.
@ABigBadWolf, one of the first people I met on this thread when I came around. Felt good talking to him, also he made me post goddamn Juvia GIFs (goddamn it, Wolf).
@John_Smith13, best lewd person I have ever met. Always laughing when I talk to him xD
@RockMySocks, ayy lmao. Met you in November, had some crazy moments with ya, especially on Steam.
@Brodester08, that stupid pleb. Jkjk, met him first on the GoT forum, glad he joined the Rhyiona thread (despite he shipped Rhysha on his playthrough).
@2614118, bruh, … [view original content]
Hi. So, happy 1 year anniversary. It's been a long time that I've been here and I'm glad that I came here. And I can't... Oh dear, I'm not g… moreood with speeches...
And I'd like to say something to the people I'll tag down below (just like what @Eryka did cause I'm jealous as fuck):
@OfficialSheriffMaybe, she's the first one I got around to know well. And despite we fight (or something like that), I'm glad I met her.
@ABigBadWolf, one of the first people I met on this thread when I came around. Felt good talking to him, also he made me post goddamn Juvia GIFs (goddamn it, Wolf).
@John_Smith13, best lewd person I have ever met. Always laughing when I talk to him xD
@RockMySocks, ayy lmao. Met you in November, had some crazy moments with ya, especially on Steam.
@Brodester08, that stupid pleb. Jkjk, met him first on the GoT forum, glad he joined the Rhyiona thread (despite he shipped Rhysha on his playthrough).
@2614118, bruh, … [view original content]
I just realized why we say Rhyiona instead of Rhyona.
It's a fetish that involves abuse towards the other person. So basically sexual … morepleasure from seeing others pain.
-Green613
Tbh I think we should rename our ship Rhyona because we all know that Fiona likes to see Rhys in pain, am I right guys? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well I suppose I should announce my return by saying that fanfics WILL be finished after months of procrastination and bullshit :P
It has given me time to think over the fanfic though. You all remember the one I started right? If not I'll just repost Chapter 1 again...
It's still a Fables/TFTB Crossover, but it involves one of my OC's and some references, that's about it from the Fables perspective
It's got action, romance and comedy, and some suspence. My OC Nick is a bit of a 4th wall breaker too, but don't worry it'll only be for a handful of moments. He isn't Deadpool or Joker levels of self-awareness!
I'm not sure how long it will be seeing as the plot is fairly basic, but I like to throw in curveballs that prolong the adventure so we'll see.
I have 3 big scenes planned out in my head:
A bar fight (started by Vaughn of all people)
A LOTR-esque scene where Nick defends the group from Wraith-like creatures.
A huge scene set on a reconstructed Helios involving Nick... Can't say much else without ruining the surprise.
Well I suppose I should announce my return by saying that fanfics WILL be finished after months of procrastination and bullshit :P
It has… more given me time to think over the fanfic though. You all remember the one I started right? If not I'll just repost Chapter 1 again...
It's still a Fables/TFTB Crossover, but it involves one of my OC's and some references, that's about it from the Fables perspective
It's got action, romance and comedy, and some suspence. My OC Nick is a bit of a 4th wall breaker too, but don't worry it'll only be for a handful of moments. He isn't Deadpool or Joker levels of self-awareness!
I'm not sure how long it will be seeing as the plot is fairly basic, but I like to throw in curveballs that prolong the adventure so we'll see.
I have 3 big scenes planned out in my head:
* A bar fight (started by Vaughn of all people)
* A LOTR-esque scene where Nick defends the group from Wraith-like creatures.
*… [view original content]
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Fuck you Kelebebrr
So was i!
Step three is killing yourself
Hot
I think you should rename this thread to "Suicide by Cringe".
You fuck
You can't say shit, you didn't even play the game.
While listening to this
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We'll take notes
Lmao.
lol I played the game you bitch
Guys, about the kind of book I'm doing, instead of taking screenshots of the thread of stuff that happened exactly 1 year ago, I'll do 5 pages a day or more, or less. It'll depends.
That's all, bye bye.
dies
No, I'm not back. Not technically. But at the same time, I never really left.
Happy Belated Rhyiona Day, everyone, and thank you so much to those of you who left a kind word (or paragraph) about me. If I could spend more time here, I would, but...y'know, life. It happens.
Before I fade back into obscurity for an undetermined amount of time, I do want to share one last piece of Rhyiona writing with you. It's short and I don't think it's one of my best, but it's been sitting in my ideas folder for a while and I wanted to give the thread something on the one-year anniversary. So here it is. Enjoy, everyone.
The Daring Truth
It's been a fun ride, you guys, and I'll see you when I see you. Keep on shipping!
We'll keep sinking while having fun, unless S2 happen.
lets make more rhyiona babies, baby
cringe
cheers eryka u saucy bugga xoxo
im a crazy gal, what can i say?
ily 
someones jealous
@Wolfenus54
You gave Mario a boner, gratz.
Ayy love ya too ^~^
Why?
Haha, of course you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ilyt
You wouldn't get the joke
I'm part of the kool kids, i should be allowed to know the dank memes.
Totally forgot, happy thread anniversary.
No... please no
Thx InGen
Yes please yes
How could you forget that!? What a shame...
Is it the anniversary today?!
HOLY SHIT I NEARLY MISSED IT!!!
Oh man, now is the perfect time to make a comeback
So yeah I've started my new job, just gotta get settled in some more and I'll be back to normal again :P
@ABigBadWolf
Where are you, Brother?! This place ain't complete without you
There's ma special lady
He's just going through some issues right now, he'll be back.
Thanks for the update, hope I can speak to that bro again someday...
Hey Charlotte.
Yeah I just saw Celtic's comment about it, poor guy...
Well I suppose I should announce my return by saying that fanfics WILL be finished after months of procrastination and bullshit :P
It has given me time to think over the fanfic though. You all remember the one I started right? If not I'll just repost Chapter 1 again...
It's still a Fables/TFTB Crossover, but it involves one of my OC's and some references, that's about it from the Fables perspective
It's got action, romance and comedy, and some suspence. My OC Nick is a bit of a 4th wall breaker too, but don't worry it'll only be for a handful of moments. He isn't Deadpool or Joker levels of self-awareness!
I'm not sure how long it will be seeing as the plot is fairly basic, but I like to throw in curveballs that prolong the adventure so we'll see.
I have 3 big scenes planned out in my head:
A bar fight (started by Vaughn of all people)
A LOTR-esque scene where Nick defends the group from Wraith-like creatures.
A huge scene set on a reconstructed Helios involving Nick... Can't say much else without ruining the surprise.
Woah, Vaughn must have no chill.
Good luck with the next chapter of your fanfic, can't wait to read it.