The Whatever's on Your Mind Megathread

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  • Danke schön.

    AronDracula posted: »

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  • When you can't go to work tomorrow because your bosses are afraid there might be a riot outside #lit

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    Spread the word, people. The complete season of Tales from the Borderlands is going to be free for PlayStation Plus members during the month of May (on PS4.) If any of you do not have that game but do have a PS4 and PS Plus subscription, do get it. Please. :relaxed: <3

    Article: http://blog.us.playstation.com/2017/04/26/ps-plus-free-games-for-may-2017/

  • They could win back the crowd with this one, I think.

    MichaelBP posted: »

    Plus a load of info: http://www.polygon.com/features/2017/4/26/15428192/call-of-duty-wwii-impressions-analysis-preview Call of Duty: W

  • Wow, that's awesome!

    I already have it though. I wonder if there's a reason why they're promoting it now, trying to get more people into it?

    AChicken posted: »

    Spread the word, people. The complete season of Tales from the Borderlands is going to be free for PlayStation Plus members during the month

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    Just a question for any writers that might lurk around here...

    When writing a story, should you know your main characters so well that you know exactly how they'll react in any circumstance?
    Is that even possible? It's just something I've been wondering.

    Thank you.

  • Love me some hockey. The fact that my boys are still in it, makes it even better.

  • It depends on what story it is. It's mostly up to the writer to decide.

    Acheive250 posted: »

    Just a question for any writers that might lurk around here... When writing a story, should you know your main characters so well that yo

  • Ok, Outlast 2 is fucking me up a little I think because it's simply fuckt up.
    It's going far with its lines.
    (Sensitive people, don't read the line under here if you believe in a god.)
    "I watched my father fuck your god to death"... Forgive me but this is maybe a little too far for a game I think.

    But on the other hand, it's good. I love outlast 2. I think I'm near the end.

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    So what you are saying is that I am really a selfish man. Really only concerned about myself, and what I can get. Am I right, because that is how it sounds?

    What really irritated me is the fact that she is phony. I don't care for phony people - the type of people that act kindly toward you when it suits their purposes - but once they've gotten what they've wanted they then kick you to the curb.

    I don't like it when people simply use others to get what they want, all the while pretending to be their friend. I think that is disgusting.

    The way I see it, if you don't like someone, that's fine. Some people just don't mesh, and that's cool. But I don't think it's right to pretend like you do.

    As far as drinking, I'm proud to say I don't do that anymore. I don't want to be responsible for anyone being hurt. So I stay away from it!

    Megumin posted: »

    Feel like this isnt the place for sharing this, a forum for games... Also are you an idiot? Drinking and Driving?? Sorry but how idiotic can

  • edited April 2017

    My uncharted PARODY review (spoilers and mature language, comedy)

    Unchartd 4/series Parody review

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    So this is the most overrated PS4 game of all time beside The Last Of Us Remastered I can't wait to get to review that game.
    This franchise sold millions of copies because of Chloe's ASS as advertisement.

    Uncharted 1 story is easy to explain:
    That game starts of with Elena Fisher hungry for pussy on the big sea, she hears that Francis Drake (a man school never teached you about of course) coffin is at the bottom of the sea. Nathan Pussy is her bitch and has the fish him up GET IT:)
    They get attacked by pirates because Nathan was a fucking cunt -_-
    But pimp Victor Sullivan saves their day. Soon they get all stuck on a island by notes from Francis Drake and they think it's a treasure but soon find out it was all a sick fucking joke and they get attacked zombies.
    EDIT: I forgot to mention this game had a villian he is so forgetable actually I didn't even bother looking him up.
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    Uncharted 2 Story:
    This game is among Uncharted fans the best Uncharted game ever made and for some the best game ever made... I have no idea why seriously of course:)
    The game starts of with Nathan Drake being a fucking pussy of course and freaking out and than we get to play a flashback with Chloe... She has tits that is all I can say about her and the game is trying to give you wet dreams about her which they succeeded of course:)
    The main villian of this game is Donald Trump raging war on Mexico because all Mexicans are fucking evil!
    I let you figure out everything else about the game because Nazi's and Avatar fans are getting executed in this game.

    Uncharted 3:

    Okay the game starts of with Nathan pussycat and Lord Sully in a bar in London the most overused city in the world.
    British assholes want to deal with you and Nate is like fuck no!
    So they fight it out of course.
    Then the British men are revealed to be the Templar Order of Assassin's Creed game series by Ubisoft WTF NAUGHTY WHORE I am shitting you not!
    1. A secret order that exist for ages
    2. Goes after a artefact with great potentional, a fucking ghost in a lamp but Aladdin's ghost Robbin Williams is deaths so they are wasting their time:)
    3. London is the base of the Modern Day Templars
    4. Marlow the leader of her ''order'' has confrontations with Nathan Drake who shares the same voice actor with Desmond Miles from Assassin's Creed 2007-2012
    5. UC3 was supposed to be the last of Nathans story and Desmond Miles story ended in AC3 (Desmond died in AC3 and that is not a spoiler it's the first thing people look up on him)
    6. They both have a ancestor who is important in history
    7. Nathan has a important ring from his ancestor that helps him in his quest= Desmond finds his ancestors amulet ring through genetic memory and that helps him in his quest.
    8. Nathan has a blondy as girlfriend= Desmond and his blondy girl have interest in each other.
    9. Nathan finds out that Marlow's order has done dome pretty messed up stuff in history that nobody knows about= The Assassin's player finds out that the Templar and Assassin war had some major impact on the world that nobody knows about because they cover it all up.

    Yeah I could go on for a while.
    Nathan Pussycat goes on great adventures with Sully.
    Nathan and his ''friends (Biological disfunctions) decide to go after Marlowe who now has Nathan's condoom- I mean Ring! I do put that condoom on if he cummed in it I want to feel his sperm and jack of in the condoom so I can feel Nathan's seed more..... Oke I stop on Uncharted 3 here now.

    UNCHARTED 4: A PUSSY'S END!

    WE ARE FINALLY HERE THE PUSSY'S END!

    Gameplay:
    The gameplay is pretty much the same like in every uncharted game which is good but it holds it also back because it feels not like a big next gen step for me but this time you have more freedom but it is all ruined by the AUTIST Sam. He takes most of the time of Lord Pimp Sully of course nobody wants to talk to Sully thinks Naughty Whore but they are all wrong we want a Sully game and that piece of shit movie that is in the make should be about him only.
    Sam why Naughty Whore why?

    Graphics:
    The graphics are the best graphics I have seen for just a porn in my hole life and believe me I watched a lot of sick fucking porn and perhaps the best realistic graphics for a story driven game by Naughty Whore!

    Story:
    Nathan and Elena Pussy are married now and leave all their adventurous behind except sex of course
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    One of their first scenes together in the game is Nathan carrying Elena from the couch to the bathroom both naked and excited.
    Elena puts on her Wario costume from Amazon and sit with Nathan in their bath.
    https://www.amazon.com/Super-Mario-Brothers-Adult-Costume/dp/B004YARCDA

    And starts cutting Nathan's toes nails while she is playing with a Donald Duck doll on Nathan's belly with her left hand.
    Nathan is fully naked and #$%^&&^%%#$%^&()_+

    This is one of the many disgusting things from this game!
    The next morning Nathan get's a visitor on his work it's his lost brother.
    A quick lore recap on Sam Pussy:
    Sam and Nathan were both dropped at the monastery orphanage by their dad.
    You know when I heard Nathan's monastery I thought it was just a church... Not one entire goddamn village I am sure there is a swimming pool and a fucking cinema inside that ''monastery''.
    Perhaps it's a secret headquarter of the Illuminatie or a drugs house perhaps both.
    He also has the huge urge to be a autistic person walking in circle and pissing of cliffs.

    Nath is surprised he is still alive because the last time he saw him he was piss drunk in a gay prison in another country... He saw him falling down a few stores with a bullet in his belly and assumed he was death except almost nobody dies like that in Uncharted withour surviving the first 400 times.
    Sam tells him that he has being hunted by Makarov.
    And so our next quest for treasure begins.

    DESCRIPTION OF CHARACTERS BY MY GLORIOUS FRIEND OF THE GOOD NATION
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    Nathan (Pussy)Drake:
    Typical main character that you see in those mediocre hollywood films who only lives thanks to the stupid cliche magic plot writers that want him to survive because nathan drake's survival = more possibilities for uncharted sequels = uc sequels = MONEY MONEY MONEY.
    Except he is an even bigger pussy then every hollywood star. Perhaps that's the reason why he married Elena Fisher, because pussies just love to eat out them fish.
    Despite his success as a treasure hunter he somehow lives in a fucking dump.

    Elena Fisher:
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    Blah blah some stupid journalist girl who for some reason thought that marrying "hollywood-lucky bitch of a pussy" was a good idea.
    This bitch also likes her camera a lot, more so than her husband and all her friends. She puts more effort into saving her camera then ensuring the survival of her husband and friends.
    Though nobody can blame her for liking the camera more then that pussy. That camera is worth a lot more then Drake.
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    Sam:
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    Nathan's autistic little shit of a brother. Lies his ass off to Nathan about russian terrorist Makarov who is gonna kill him and redo 9/11 stuff on america blah blah if he doesn't find the treasure.
    The autist lied so much that eventually he started believing his lies himself. Whenever his brother wouldn't pick up the pace in finding the treasure he would go on his irritating autistic rants "HURRY THE FUCK UP NATHAN. I WANT TO LIVE, FEAR THE MAKAROV. FEAR THE GREAT RUSSIAN DOG" or some bullshit like that.
    by far most annoying character in the game, never fucking shuts up in the game. Just like anyone else in the uncharted universe, he has parkour skills that would even make circus freaks like fucking Ty Lee jealous.
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    Rafe:
    Some dude who used to enjoy gay buttfuck sex in prison back in the day with pussy Drake and autist Sam.
    Now he is fucking rich. Goes after a treasure and buttfucks the brothers drake again in the meantime, though he doesn't need the money? Why? BECAUSE HONOR!!! insert zuko emo joke here

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    Nadine:
    Just some useless cunt that's here to save the day and please all the feminist bitches. Neil Druckmann admitted that he fucked Anita Sarkeesian on the side, so that would explain Nadine's existence.
    She mastered martial arts or something and apparently that's good enough to make her unbeatable against 2 guys who can beat up and kill hundreds of troopers with no problem. They can't even land a hit on her, naughty dog be going full feminist mode here.
    Now for what would actually happen to her if this game were realistic,

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    Sully:
    Best character naughty dog ever created. He is a cool pimp who fucks whores across the entire globe while smoking a cigar and hunting for treasure.
    He doesn't really need any more description. Awesome character who needs his own series asap. GTFO with that overrated TLOU crap naughty dog, GET SULLY A TRILOGY.

  • Typical Canuck.

    Johro posted: »

    Love me some hockey. The fact that my boys are still in it, makes it even better.

  • I'd say yes, because building a good, extensive character profile is an important of writing.

    Acheive250 posted: »

    Just a question for any writers that might lurk around here... When writing a story, should you know your main characters so well that yo

  • Graduated today so in celebration, me and a couple other friends played a drinking game. Now I feel like absolute shit and have already vomited 6 times. Someone please save me.

  • Thats great im getting ps plus then.

    Last time I bought ps plus it bugged so I got 4 months instead of 1 >:) hehehe

    AChicken posted: »

    Spread the word, people. The complete season of Tales from the Borderlands is going to be free for PlayStation Plus members during the month

  • It doesn't realy mean much because a man cant physically fuck a ethereal wispy thing so the imagery falls flat for me, but then I dont care for gods or fathers anyway.

    There are worse things in games or any type of media then simple words about omnipotent beings, im sure something as ancient, all knowing and powerful as a god doesn't care about a line in a video game, their too busy granting wishes anyway

    Ok, Outlast 2 is fucking me up a little I think because it's simply fuckt up. It's going far with its lines. (Sensitive people, don't re

  • Drink lots of water dehydration causes that pounding headache that we all know and love.

    Eat something throwing up bile is bad for your gut and corrodes your teeth. If you can get it buy something called original andrews salts, it settles my stomach like a dream, a nice cold can of coke also settles my stomach and gives me a little energy boost when i drink it the next day.

    Good luck, dont die x

    Ps have you seen adventure times elements yet OMG! the LAST mini series! I dont want it to end :(

    lupinb0y posted: »

    Graduated today so in celebration, me and a couple other friends played a drinking game. Now I feel like absolute shit and have already vomited 6 times. Someone please save me.

  • Why do Muslim hate pigs? Not just pork. Because they are filthy? So are sheeps and goats. God did create pigs for some reason.
    Will JJustin prohibit peameal bacon to make refugees feel more comfortable in Canada? I like peameal bacon. :(
    Maybe we should try convince people from Middle East that eating pork is part of western culture.

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  • what if you're only a cool kid at 40k+?

    I only need another 100 likes until I hit 30,000. Come on guys, I want a seat at the cool kids table.

  • Congratulations!!!!!!!!

    lupinb0y posted: »

    Graduated today so in celebration, me and a couple other friends played a drinking game. Now I feel like absolute shit and have already vomited 6 times. Someone please save me.

  • Those are not the established rules. I was told 30k+.

    MarijaaNo7 posted: »

    what if you're only a cool kid at 40k+?

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    Got two nice additions to my bookshelf, Machiavelli's The Prince and Sun Tzu's The Art of War. Luckily they're short reads, I can get them hammered out in a couple of days.

  • When you dont give a crazy person what they want they sure rain a shitstorm on your ass

  • I watched John Wolfe (AKA HarshlyCritical) playing Resident Evil 2, Leon's Campaign. I dunno why I did it, I wanted to play that game myself but it's an old game, it's not on current gen consoles.

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    Uhhh... Too late for that. Ended up vomiting like another four times but I felt a lot better.

    Also yup! Watched Elements and really liked it and am really excited to see where it leads! At least we've still got the rest of Season 8 and Season 9 to enjoy before it ends. But I really wish it that it ended on it own terms rather than Cartoon Network cancelling it.

    Drink lots of water dehydration causes that pounding headache that we all know and love. Eat something throwing up bile is bad for your g

  • Thanks!

    MarijaaNo7 posted: »

    Congratulations!!!!!!!!

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    AronDracula posted: »

    I watched John Wolfe (AKA HarshlyCritical) playing Resident Evil 2, Leon's Campaign. I dunno why I did it, I wanted to play that game myself but it's an old game, it's not on current gen consoles.

  • It's on the Vita, kk.

    AronDracula posted: »

    I watched John Wolfe (AKA HarshlyCritical) playing Resident Evil 2, Leon's Campaign. I dunno why I did it, I wanted to play that game myself but it's an old game, it's not on current gen consoles.

  • Vita is not enough for my hobby

    papai46 posted: »

    It's on the Vita, kk.

  • Being in retail, I could not agree more.

    When you dont give a crazy person what they want they sure rain a shitstorm on your ass

  • I can't hear you. I'm eating noisy bacon right now.

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    Typical Canuck.

  • You know what movie I like that no one else does?

    The Quick and The Dead.

    When you're young and just getting into westerns... A boat load of gunfights is very satisfying. This movie just came out at the right time for me. I think I was about 12 or so.

  • Very much, yes. When I write my characters and introduce them at a certain point, I'll need to have considered their personality traits and their past which may affect their traits so you at least have a staple made for them. So it'll be easier to judge how they act. Of course you may create their personality on the fly as well without prior planning and make them as you go, learning the character yourself. Both ways have worked for me, although I tend to use the former writing style for characters mostly.

    Acheive250 posted: »

    Just a question for any writers that might lurk around here... When writing a story, should you know your main characters so well that yo

  • Shit, for real?! I still haven't gotten it yet due to a budget and getting distracted with other things I want. This is great!

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    AChicken posted: »

    Spread the word, people. The complete season of Tales from the Borderlands is going to be free for PlayStation Plus members during the month

  • Alright, thanks @Coaster Mind, @BigBlindMax and @Tobi-Is-A-Good-Boy for the advice!

    Acheive250 posted: »

    Just a question for any writers that might lurk around here... When writing a story, should you know your main characters so well that yo

  • The first video goes against everything lord Frank taught us Megumin-chan.

  • For real-real, bro. You're in for a treat.

    Shit, for real?! I still haven't gotten it yet due to a budget and getting distracted with other things I want. This is great!

  • Me as I open a lootbox and see a legendary, thinking it's the Blackwatch Widowmaker skin:

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    Me when I see it was a Safari Winston skin, a duplicate at that:

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  • emulate it

    AronDracula posted: »

    I watched John Wolfe (AKA HarshlyCritical) playing Resident Evil 2, Leon's Campaign. I dunno why I did it, I wanted to play that game myself but it's an old game, it's not on current gen consoles.

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