Welp, Smash Brothers 3DS finally comes out tomorrow after an extraordinarily long wait.
You guys know what that means, right? NOBODY FLAG… more ANY POSTS OR START ANY ARGUMENTS TOMORROW AS I'LL BE BUSY.
...Nah, just kidding. Jokes aside, I'm hoping the 3DS digital store doesn't get too badly hammered as I intend to get the game digitally for the time being.
It was a few hours since you, WTWH and Jewfreeus had pulled CiD up from a hole. He told you that he was abandoned by Salt, you had been following the direction in which Salt ran.
“I think I see someone on the ground.” CiD said.
“Is it Salt?” WTWH asked.
“I can see it too.” Jewfreeus said.
“I don’t think it’s Salt.” You said.
You walked over to the person, turned out to be a corpse, there was no head, just mush from what must’ve been the head.
Jewfreeus looked at the uniform that the corpse had on, “District 17.”
“So… That’s Salt?” WTWH Asked.
“That’s what we can assume.” You said.
“Who would do something like this?” CiD asked.
“Hm.. I don’t know.” You said.
“I know… Gustav and Mark.” WTWH answered.
“Gustav and Mark!?! Shit if they’re together…” Jewfreeus said.
“We’re fucking with the wrong people..” You said.
Gustav_Kenny
(!) Follow Gustav
You walked towards the gunshot, you had your gun ready, you heard running behind you, Mark.
“I thought you didn’t want to.” You grinned.
“I’m fucked on my own.” Mark said.
“Sure are.” You grinned.
“Who’s the prey?” Mark asked.
You walked closer and found a campfire, Rafoli, SweetPea, Twistee and AC were sitting around it.
You readied your gun, ready, aim, fire!
You shot AC right in the head.
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
You jumped in and shot Rafoli in the neck.
“Gurghghghghghh…” Rafoli suffocated on his own blood.
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
Twistee tried to run, but you got him in the leg, he crawled away.
SweetPea stared at you in shock.
You aimed your gun at SweetPea, but Mark ran in and pulled you away.
“Gustav, don’t. Let her go.” He said while restraining you.
You dropped your gun, “Fine.”
Mark stopped restraining you, “Hey Mark, you can take the gun. I have this baby now.”
You took the Mosin Nagant from Rafoli’s corpse.
SweetPeaClem
Mark picked up the gun, you just stared at them, you couldn’t move.
Mark looked at you, “Hey SweetPea, we’re letting you go.”
“I-I-I-I….” You tried to speak, but you couldn’t.
“Mark, c’mon, stop talking to her, she’s worthless.” Gustav said.
“Gustav shut up!” Mark shouted.
“Whatever.” Gustav said.
Mark looked at you, “I think I have an idea… You can join us.”
“J-J-Join you?” You asked.
“Yeah, us three, a team.” Mark answered.
“Hm… Yeah, we could do that.” Gustav said.
“So, SweetPea, what do you say?” Mark asked.
[Join them]
[Go look for Twistee]
[Go on your own]
Talimancer
(!) Shoot Lee.
You heard a few shots, a groan in pain and…
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
“Take that! Motherfucker!” Raging shouted.
A few gunshots more, Gary was hit in the shoulder by GOUSTTTT.
You grabbed CornPopper’s gun and shot Gary in the face.
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
Two cannons!?! What the hell?
“Take that fucker!” Raging shouted.
Raging turned around and saw that Gary was shot.
Sardines had just been crying through all of this.
Raging fired three shots at you, none of them hitting.
“YOU’RE GOING DOWN WITH GARY!!!” Raging screamed.
“Fuck that!” You shouted.
Raging kept firing at you, you fired one shot, hitting his hand.
“GARH!!! Fuck!” Raging screamed in pain.
You ran towards Raging, tackling him to the ground.
You punched Raging twice, then he grabbed your hand and twisted it.
You saw Sardines’ dagger on the ground, you quickly grabbed it and slashed Raging.
Raging backed off, holding his wounds.
[Finish Raging by shooting him]
[Finish Raging by stabbing him]
[Throw the dagger and walk away]
[Take the dagger and walk away]
Juice_Box
DLB threw down from a tree, stabbing Dark in the head, Blueneon quickly roundhouse kicked you in the face, you fell down.
“Please! Please! He forced me.” You said.
“You agreed with him.” WtW said.
“Did you see what that fucker did to fan?” You asked.
“No, and we don’t care.” You said.
“He was crazy! He would’ve killed me.” You said.
“So what? None of us are making it out alive.” Blueneon said.
Go glared at her.
“I don’t want to die.” You said.
Tobi and Azlyn walked over to the four of you.
“What’s going on?” Azlyn asked.
“She’s begging for her life.” WtW said.
“Then let her live.” Tobi said.
“Let her live? Are you crazy?” Blueneon asked.
“Heh, I might be.” Tobi grinned.
“We should just kill her.” WtW said.
“I’m not sure…” DLB said.
“I don’t think we should kill her.” Azlyn said.
They were busy talking to each other, this was your chance, you could make a run for it, or face the outcome of their choice.
[Make a run for it]
[Stay and wait for their choice]
WTD
(!) Throw a rock
Scarlet grabbed a rock and threw it at you.
“Ouch.” You grinned.
You grabbed your machete, ready, aim, jump!
You slashed her head in half mid-air.
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
You grinned at their corpses, you didn’t know what to do know, you just walked, and walked.
ATR
(!) Stop Guetta.
You ran over to Guetta and pulled him off Noncy, “STOP IT!”
Guetta swung a punch right to your face.
“Guetta! What the hell?”
Guetta kicked you on the shin.
Guetta smashed his foot onto yours and started grinding.
Then suddenly, “Gurh! Gurghghgh…”
Kimmi fell onto the ground, Noncy pulled out the knife.
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
“Thank you.” You said.
Noncy stared at you.
“Noncy?” You asked before standing up.
Noncy shook her head, “Sorry, sorry.”
Noncy threw you the knife.
ComingSoon
You had been hiding for a few hours now, nothing exciting had happened.
You looked up into the sky, the deceased would be shown on the sky, the first was Gary-Oak, then came the rest, TWDFan86, Dark_Star, JonGon, Rafoli, ClubremixGuetta, Alive_Clem, SimonElagamy, GOUSTTTT, TheCornPopper, LeeTheProfessional, SaltLick305 and BadassScarlet.
A lot of people to be dead already, 13 deceased, that was almost half.
Good people, they were good people.
“Sshh” Shadow said.
“I heard it too.” Pass said.
Pass walked over to you with his knife in the hand.
Ok i agree they completely fucked up the multiplayer the second time but how did they ruin the singleplayer? all they did was make it have better graphics.
No!!! That ruined everything that was good about the original Conker!!! The multiplayer! Ruined! Singleplayer!! Ruined!!! Don't touch Life and Reloaded and find the original Conker on N64! You'll thank me later!
Death is close. I honestly think that one morning we are going to turn on the tv and a blond bitch is going to say
"Death is coming upon us. The "Embola" virus is spreding quickly and seems to be becoming more dangerous every single day. You who have lost people, we are sorry for you, and we hope that.... wait the control is calling in.... They said that there are various reports one people who have died and..... then came back to life. Don 't worry though. They informed me that it is nothing to worry about. doors breaking down, roamings heard in the backround along with screams In other news.... Oh, my God..... Stay right there! gets of her chair and starts walking back Please sir, don 't move any further! de zambie walks closer to her, and like some fucking movie cliche the camera slightly tiltes for a second and then the signal is gone."
Death is close. I honestly think that one morning we are going to turn on the tv and a blond bitch is going to say
"Death is coming upon … moreus. The "Embola" virus is spreding quickly and seems to be becoming more dangerous every single day. You who have lost people, we are sorry for you, and we hope that.... wait the control is calling in.... They said that there are various reports one people who have died and..... then came back to life. Don 't worry though. They informed me that it is nothing to worry about. doors breaking down, roamings heard in the backround along with screams In other news.... Oh, my God..... Stay right there! gets of her chair and starts walking back Please sir, don 't move any further! de zambie walks closer to her, and like some fucking movie cliche the camera slightly tiltes for a second and then the signal is gone."
Too dramatic?
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Cool. My sister's boyfriend studies in Canada.
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lol
Happy birthday! B^]
Hopefully a lot of other people will be playing as well, so that there won't be too many flagged posts and you can enjoy the game, heh.
AWESOMEO
It was a few hours since you, WTWH and Jewfreeus had pulled CiD up from a hole. He told you that he was abandoned by Salt, you had been following the direction in which Salt ran.
“I think I see someone on the ground.” CiD said.
“Is it Salt?” WTWH asked.
“I can see it too.” Jewfreeus said.
“I don’t think it’s Salt.” You said.
You walked over to the person, turned out to be a corpse, there was no head, just mush from what must’ve been the head.
Jewfreeus looked at the uniform that the corpse had on, “District 17.”
“So… That’s Salt?” WTWH Asked.
“That’s what we can assume.” You said.
“Who would do something like this?” CiD asked.
“Hm.. I don’t know.” You said.
“I know… Gustav and Mark.” WTWH answered.
“Gustav and Mark!?! Shit if they’re together…” Jewfreeus said.
“We’re fucking with the wrong people..” You said.
Gustav_Kenny
(!) Follow Gustav
You walked towards the gunshot, you had your gun ready, you heard running behind you, Mark.
“I thought you didn’t want to.” You grinned.
“I’m fucked on my own.” Mark said.
“Sure are.” You grinned.
“Who’s the prey?” Mark asked.
You walked closer and found a campfire, Rafoli, SweetPea, Twistee and AC were sitting around it.
You readied your gun, ready, aim, fire!
You shot AC right in the head.
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
You jumped in and shot Rafoli in the neck.
“Gurghghghghghh…” Rafoli suffocated on his own blood.
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
Twistee tried to run, but you got him in the leg, he crawled away.
SweetPea stared at you in shock.
You aimed your gun at SweetPea, but Mark ran in and pulled you away.
“Gustav, don’t. Let her go.” He said while restraining you.
You dropped your gun, “Fine.”
Mark stopped restraining you, “Hey Mark, you can take the gun. I have this baby now.”
You took the Mosin Nagant from Rafoli’s corpse.
SweetPeaClem
Mark picked up the gun, you just stared at them, you couldn’t move.
Mark looked at you, “Hey SweetPea, we’re letting you go.”
“I-I-I-I….” You tried to speak, but you couldn’t.
“Mark, c’mon, stop talking to her, she’s worthless.” Gustav said.
“Gustav shut up!” Mark shouted.
“Whatever.” Gustav said.
Mark looked at you, “I think I have an idea… You can join us.”
“J-J-Join you?” You asked.
“Yeah, us three, a team.” Mark answered.
“Hm… Yeah, we could do that.” Gustav said.
“So, SweetPea, what do you say?” Mark asked.
[Join them]
[Go look for Twistee]
[Go on your own]
Talimancer
(!) Shoot Lee.
You heard a few shots, a groan in pain and…
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
“Take that! Motherfucker!” Raging shouted.
A few gunshots more, Gary was hit in the shoulder by GOUSTTTT.
You grabbed CornPopper’s gun and shot Gary in the face.
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
Two cannons!?! What the hell?
“Take that fucker!” Raging shouted.
Raging turned around and saw that Gary was shot.
Sardines had just been crying through all of this.
Raging fired three shots at you, none of them hitting.
“YOU’RE GOING DOWN WITH GARY!!!” Raging screamed.
“Fuck that!” You shouted.
Raging kept firing at you, you fired one shot, hitting his hand.
“GARH!!! Fuck!” Raging screamed in pain.
You ran towards Raging, tackling him to the ground.
You punched Raging twice, then he grabbed your hand and twisted it.
You saw Sardines’ dagger on the ground, you quickly grabbed it and slashed Raging.
Raging backed off, holding his wounds.
[Finish Raging by shooting him]
[Finish Raging by stabbing him]
[Throw the dagger and walk away]
[Take the dagger and walk away]
Juice_Box
DLB threw down from a tree, stabbing Dark in the head, Blueneon quickly roundhouse kicked you in the face, you fell down.
“Please! Please! He forced me.” You said.
“You agreed with him.” WtW said.
“Did you see what that fucker did to fan?” You asked.
“No, and we don’t care.” You said.
“He was crazy! He would’ve killed me.” You said.
“So what? None of us are making it out alive.” Blueneon said.
Go glared at her.
“I don’t want to die.” You said.
Tobi and Azlyn walked over to the four of you.
“What’s going on?” Azlyn asked.
“She’s begging for her life.” WtW said.
“Then let her live.” Tobi said.
“Let her live? Are you crazy?” Blueneon asked.
“Heh, I might be.” Tobi grinned.
“We should just kill her.” WtW said.
“I’m not sure…” DLB said.
“I don’t think we should kill her.” Azlyn said.
They were busy talking to each other, this was your chance, you could make a run for it, or face the outcome of their choice.
[Make a run for it]
[Stay and wait for their choice]
WTD
(!) Throw a rock
Scarlet grabbed a rock and threw it at you.
“Ouch.” You grinned.
You grabbed your machete, ready, aim, jump!
You slashed her head in half mid-air.
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
You grinned at their corpses, you didn’t know what to do know, you just walked, and walked.
ATR
(!) Stop Guetta.
You ran over to Guetta and pulled him off Noncy, “STOP IT!”
Guetta swung a punch right to your face.
“Guetta! What the hell?”
Guetta kicked you on the shin.
Guetta smashed his foot onto yours and started grinding.
Then suddenly, “Gurh! Gurghghgh…”
Kimmi fell onto the ground, Noncy pulled out the knife.
BANG! A cannon went off in the distance.
“Thank you.” You said.
Noncy stared at you.
“Noncy?” You asked before standing up.
Noncy shook her head, “Sorry, sorry.”
Noncy threw you the knife.
ComingSoon
You had been hiding for a few hours now, nothing exciting had happened.
Elian and Pass had a campfire.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, the anthem started.¨
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbhfESLsgdM
You looked up into the sky, the deceased would be shown on the sky, the first was Gary-Oak, then came the rest, TWDFan86, Dark_Star, JonGon, Rafoli, ClubremixGuetta, Alive_Clem, SimonElagamy, GOUSTTTT, TheCornPopper, LeeTheProfessional, SaltLick305 and BadassScarlet.
A lot of people to be dead already, 13 deceased, that was almost half.
Good people, they were good people.
“Sshh” Shadow said.
“I heard it too.” Pass said.
Pass walked over to you with his knife in the hand.
[Surprise attack]
[Come out friendly]
[Try to escape]
[Stay where you are]
Happy birthday!
Me: -reading text- None of my pants fit me, hashtag skinny problems
Friend: More like hashtag Ebola problems
Wat
I laughed waaaaaay too hard than I should have.
dafak?
[Go look for Twistee]
[Finish Raging by stabbing him]
[Stay and wait for their choice]
[Surprise attack]
WTF
WHO UPLOADED PICTURES OF ME ON GOOGLE DX
I WILL FUCKING KILL EVERYONE
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google..
Thanks! B^}
Thank you!
What's everyone's opinion on Ebola?
I live in Denmark so I'm safe, lalalala!
It's a plague, just like any other in the history of this planet, nothing special.
Join them.
Finish Raging by stabing him.
Stay and wait for their choice.
Come out frendly.
@Tobi-Is-A-Good-Boy Oh hell yes...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_6Tr67e0Bo
Ok i agree they completely fucked up the multiplayer the second time but how did they ruin the singleplayer? all they did was make it have better graphics.
[Go on your own]
[Throw the dagger and walk away]
[Make a run for it]
[Surprise attack]
Death is close. I honestly think that one morning we are going to turn on the tv and a blond bitch is going to say
"Death is coming upon us. The "Embola" virus is spreding quickly and seems to be becoming more dangerous every single day. You who have lost people, we are sorry for you, and we hope that.... wait the control is calling in.... They said that there are various reports one people who have died and..... then came back to life. Don 't worry though. They informed me that it is nothing to worry about. doors breaking down, roamings heard in the backround along with screams In other news.... Oh, my God..... Stay right there! gets of her chair and starts walking back Please sir, don 't move any further! de zambie walks closer to her, and like some fucking movie cliche the camera slightly tiltes for a second and then the signal is gone."
Too dramatic?
'cause day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone through the day and night
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)
Day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone, some things will never change (never change)
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrDfSZ_6f4U
Issue 132 got me so hyped up, then ruined a huge awesome plot twist by a smaller, more disappointing plot twist.
The Walking Dead, lol.
ye
Issue 132 of what?
Yeah, my comments disappear now.
I always find food tests funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqYGGqTC_Us
De Walking Dead, huh? Well, dat 's kewl.
:P
I fucking love taste tests! It is always so funny to watch people 's reactions.
THIS ONE
IS THE BEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ndfnAwuS4A