I wrote the best ancient greek exam today. I told the teacher that I din 't know anything so she didn 't have to hand me a paper. She still did though so I wrote the following on it so it wouldn 't stay blank.
"Dear misses Papanikolaou,
I told you that I don 't know anything at all so I don 't get why you bothered to hand me a parer in the first place.
Shut the fuck up Lori, last time you wanted to be useful you crashed a car and then got tricked back to where you came from, all to look for your husband you sent to find some guy.
"HEY SHANE! REMEMBER WHEN YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME? WELL I'M GOING TO CONFUSE YOU NOW BY TELLING YOU TO STAY WITH ME AND CARL GIVING YOU THE IMPRESSION YOU'RE WANTED HERE, THEN I'M GOING TO TELL YOU I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOUR MENTAL STATE ISN'T VERY GOOD AT THE MOMENT AND YOU MIGHT GO AFTER MY HUSBAND BUT IT'S STILL LEGIT I GUESS.
OH AND ALSO I'M GOING TO TELL RICK THAT YOU'RE A THREAT AND THAT YOU NEED TO BE TAKEN CARE OF, BUT WHEN HE TELLS ME HE KILLED YOU I'M GOING TO GET PISSED AT HIM AND HIT HIM AROUND LIKE THE FUCKING WHORE I AM"
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tries not to make "D" joke but it HURTS
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WOW
Thanks for the feedback.
tips fedora and smiles before walking out
If you need any help, you know where to find me.
I can't :c
I had to go to class.
That 's what she said.
I wrote the best ancient greek exam today. I told the teacher that I din 't know anything so she didn 't have to hand me a paper. She still did though so I wrote the following on it so it wouldn 't stay blank.
"Dear misses Papanikolaou,
I told you that I don 't know anything at all so I don 't get why you bothered to hand me a parer in the first place.
Sinserely, Konstadina [insert my last name here]"
I am so getting a 20/20. B^|
I'm still bitter. Poor Shane.
I dunno. I just didn't feel like getting up xD
Dear God... The only thing I ask of you
Is to hold her when I'm not around, when I'm much too far away...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VREqXKOn7Do
Fuck that Zombie:
Yeah, like what the fuck?
"HEY SHANE! REMEMBER WHEN YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME? WELL I'M GOING TO CONFUSE YOU NOW BY TELLING YOU TO STAY WITH ME AND CARL GIVING YOU THE IMPRESSION YOU'RE WANTED HERE, THEN I'M GOING TO TELL YOU I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOUR MENTAL STATE ISN'T VERY GOOD AT THE MOMENT AND YOU MIGHT GO AFTER MY HUSBAND BUT IT'S STILL LEGIT I GUESS.
OH AND ALSO I'M GOING TO TELL RICK THAT YOU'RE A THREAT AND THAT YOU NEED TO BE TAKEN CARE OF, BUT WHEN HE TELLS ME HE KILLED YOU I'M GOING TO GET PISSED AT HIM AND HIT HIM AROUND LIKE THE FUCKING WHORE I AM"
Seriously Lori burn in the Hellfire pls.
Lol I have another sex ed tomorrow.
I'm 16 ffs, we already know how to fuck.
Cold as fuck today.
K
wear a scarf Yosef
I am c:
no u
From what
Pesky americans and their complaining.
Do you know how to protect your friend there?
Pesky non-Americans complaining about Americans >.>
Bro, try again
PROTECT FROM WHAT
it showed aiofawiowgkh
That's because you're used to it, fgt.
STDS
At least I don't complain when it's cold >.>
I wear a t-shirt if it's 'cold' <.<
It's the Jewish Porn guy!
LOOK AT THIS MAP! LOOK AT IT!
Pesky Josephians...
Gustav_Kenny*
How's the Jewish porn?
So you live in Thyregod...?
I could track you right now man
i hate my friends
Did I say that I live in Thyregod?
Why would you hate us?
Just realised that there are infinite decimals between every number, therefore there're infinte numbers between each number
Also
I'm pretty sure you do if you set up a route from about were you live to where Yosef lives.
I know now fgt.
Okay, I live in Thyregod, so what?