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Your Fave Joke in ToMI:LotSN

trekkiemonstertrekkiemonster
edited July 2009 in Tales of Monkey Island
Whats your favourite joke been in ToMI:LotSN? I've just finished the game, and I've LOL'd for real a number of times, and enjoyed every minute of the game (esp once I realised WASD keys worked for movement instead of the insane mouse movement system the tutorial tells you about.

My fave joke though has to be:
Guybrush: Well, gotta go, I've got a wife and arch-nemesis to return to.
Crimpdigit: Dont we all.

Roll on part two I say! Hurrah!

Comments

  • Mad MaryMad Mary
    edited July 2009
    What Guybrush says to Hemlock to get the reading device: "Because of my +10 charisma?"
  • trekkiemonstertrekkiemonster
    edited July 2009
    that was a good one too :)
  • ScumfaceScumface
    edited July 2009
    Guybrush: Wow, an electromagnetic monkey!... I had a dream like that once, only it was an iguana, not a monkey, and instead of a key it was an ice cream cone. Plus, I was in my underwear for some reason...

    That certainly tickled me :D


    EDIT: Also...
    Crimpdigit: Free vowels! Get 'em while they're vowels!
  • Guybrush_ThreepwoodGuybrush_Threepwood
    edited July 2009
    ..........like a volcano!!!
  • padpad
    edited July 2009
    Nipperkin: You're full of spunk, pirate spunk.
    Guybrush: EUGH!
  • mintfreshmintfresh
    edited July 2009
    pad wrote: »
    Nipperkin: You're full of spunk, pirate spunk.
    Guybrush: EUGH!

    Was that meant to be as rude as it sounded? Never sure with 'that' word. In the UK it only has one meaning, and its allways rude! Bit like when they say 'fanny' in the Simpsons!
  • subwarmsubwarm
    edited July 2009
    Jaque in the Box gave a me pretty big chuckle. The delivery was priceless.
  • MolokovMolokov
    edited July 2009
    I am reliably informed that the bird is, in fact, the word

    Many other great ones too, but that one did make me laugh out loud.
  • tmsmyth4tmsmyth4
    edited July 2009
    Get em while they're vowels!... Unholy This!
  • nautschnautsch
    edited July 2009
    Molokov wrote: »
    I am reliably informed that the bird is, in fact, the word

    Many other great ones too, but that one did make me laugh out loud.

    ahem. Wasn't it:
    I am reliably informed that the word is, in fact, the word
    ??. I mean, what bird?
  • Mike HaleyMike Haley
    edited July 2009
    When you attempt to use the
    U-Tube
    on random people:
    Guybrush: I don't think they'd be amused by my U-Tube offering.

    Sorry, I don't have a YouTube video of this.
  • Angel SummonerAngel Summoner
    edited July 2009
    The first time Guybrush
    is assaulted by his own hand,
    the timing of it had me in stitches.
  • britt12334britt12334
    edited July 2009
    trying to click on the closet after learning what is in it.
  • WeeblerjakeWeeblerjake
    edited July 2009
    The DOro the Explorer joke hit me the most but everything in LOTSN made me laugh, chuckle, smile, etc.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited July 2009
    Guybrush: If I give you a flower will you allow me to seize your ship?
    Winslow: By jove! That has got to be by far the silliest attempt to take the Narwhal in weeks!
    Guybrush: So you'll do it?
    Winslow: Of course not. You may be silly, but I'm not!

    Guybrush: Stupid bird.
    Parrot: *brawwk!* I'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!
    Guybrush: And yet there's something so downright lovable about him.

    Guybrush: That sock needs a good darning! Darn you sock!

    Voodoo Lady: Don't touch that! It's where I keep my...unmentionables....
    Guybrush: Euughuuh.

    Guybrush: Probably one of De Singe's patients. One who probably came in with a hangnail.

    Guybrush: A snap. A snap. A SNA- *wham*

    And finally -

    Guybrush: Isn't that a little rash?
    De Singe: NO. It's a very BIG rash. That is why we must amputate.

    Guybrush: I wish I was the mightest pirate on the seas!
    *turns into LeChuck*
    LeBrush: ARGHHH! NOOOOOOO!
    *turns back to Guybrush*
    Guybrush: Whoa.

    Guybrush: Um. Guybrush is one word.
  • fire2boxfire2box
    edited July 2009
    Guybrush: Well this will be a snap ::Tries snaping his cursed hands fingers but it won't, tries it around 2-3 other times and finally it doesn't happen and the hand just slaps him.


    I also liked "May I call you Dor'a The Explorer?"
  • MolokovMolokov
    edited July 2009
    nautsch wrote: »
    ahem. Wasn't it:
    I am reliably informed that the word is, in fact, the word
    ??. I mean, what bird?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow

    Pretty famous song. Used also by Peewee Herman and Family Guy
  • NimeniNimeni
    edited July 2009
    The wimpy way guybrush throws things. Like
    the bomb directly at van winslow or especially the bird at the ancient door before you break the crystal nose.

    And for some reason I always crack up at the end.
    Plunder Bunny?
    I never know what to make of test tubes. I really hate tests, but I'm generally okay with tubes.

    And his little dances. Man, his dances.
    You will be sacrificed to . . . umm . . . Bob, the Lord of the Seas. Ahh! My kidneys!
  • jakenbake3jakenbake3
    edited July 2009
    Voodoo lady: these winds are unatural, and must be restored to theyre normal state.
    Guybrush: funny, thats what Elaine always says on taco night!
  • adventureaddictadventureaddict
    edited July 2009
    I'm not sure on the quote, but I love the bit with the scorpions in the beard, and Guybrush says something along the lines of Elaine bugging him when he has crumbs in his.
  • BobTGoldfishBobTGoldfish
    edited July 2009
    I just noticed today that if you examine LEchuck in the intro Before leaving Guybrush's ship he says something and then says "We'll see who is Oozzing Voodoo after I run him through with my cutlass" nice bit of foreshadowing.
  • DangerzoneDangerzone
    edited July 2009
    Surprisingly, most of my lol moments were in the prologue...
    You just wait till my sweet patootie gets his hands on you!
    LeChuck... wanna breath mint? cause seriously, your breath could peel the blubber off a manatee... *POW*
    Have you no heart LeChuck? wait... what am I saying, of course he doesn't!
  • QwazinQwazin
    edited July 2009
    There were some good moments in this game. It's sure been a while since I've cracked up out loud in front of a game. Funny enough most of the things that made me chuckle was more the comedic timing and tone of some lines rather than jokes as a whole.

    Some of my favourites are:
    Guybrush: "Good thing that gun is as whimpy as the man who built it."
    Guybrush: "Unicorns, huh?"
    Guybrush: "Uh, LeChuck?"
    LeChuck: "...Yeah?"

    Also I was very releived when
    I discovered Guybrush was in fact aware of that the bird is, in fact, the word.
  • Mad MaryMad Mary
    edited July 2009
    "Jacques-in-the-box"
    I love word-play like that.
  • OCKiOCKi
    edited July 2009
    Voodoo lady: ".....LIKE A VOLCANO!!!!!"

    I cracked up on that one! :D
  • MrsBBCMrsBBC
    edited July 2009
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    Guybrush: If I give you a flower will you allow me to seize your ship?
    Winslow: By jove! That has got to be by far the silliest attempt to take the Narwhal in weeks!
    Guybrush: So you'll do it?
    Winslow: Of course not. You may be silly, but I'm not!

    Guybrush: Stupid bird.
    Parrot: *brawwk!* I'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!
    Guybrush: And yet there's something so downright lovable about him.

    Guybrush: That sock needs a good darning! Darn you sock!

    Your first 3 were probably my favourite 3...and
    'You will be sacrificed to . . . erm . . . Bob, the Lord of the Seas. Ahh, my kidneys!'

    Loved that....very Homestarrunner in humour...

    I always thought that spoilers were typed in white... I've never typed [ spoiler ] before....
  • rlw822rlw822
    edited July 2009
    I liked this (I hope I remember it accurately):
    you said there was no math!
  • IncognitoIncognito
    edited July 2009
    Guybrush:<sarcastic> Oh no.....please don´t......</sarcastic>
  • ScrawfflerScrawffler
    edited July 2009
    I can't quite remember the conversation word for word but...
    Voodoo Lady: "Names... names have power."
    Guybrush: "Is there power in 'Guybrush'?"
    Voodoo Lady: "... eh, sure, why not?"

    And the classic right at the beginning:
    Guybrush: "Unholy THIS."

    And both of these:
    Scumface wrote: »
    Guybrush: Wow, an electromagnetic monkey!... I had a dream like that once, only it was an iguana, not a monkey, and instead of a key it was an ice cream cone. Plus, I was in my underwear for some reason...

    That certainly tickled me :D


    EDIT: Also...
    Crimpdigit: Free vowels! Get 'em while they're vowels!
    Very good ones :D
  • thatdude98thatdude98
    edited July 2009
    *BASH* *BASH* *BASH* *BASH* *BASH* *BASH* *BASH* *BASH* *BASH*

    I'm hitting a mongoose with a stick.

    *BASH* *BASH* *BASH* *BASH* *BASH* *BASH* *BASH* *BASH* *BASH*

    Not in TMI, but funny.
  • TheMandingoTheMandingo
    edited July 2009
    Some of them that I remember:
    Can I call you D'Oro the Explorer? *SMACK!* [the smack was hilarious.]

    ... LIKE A VOLCANO!

    Guybrush: Look, it's Louis the 14th!
    De Singe: Ah, are we up to 14 already?

    When Guybrush asks the skeleton in the lab: "Murray?" [For me, that was the second time he does this, after already asking the skull in the voodoo hut. Good comedy.]
  • AllysdeltaAllysdelta
    edited July 2009
    "That sock needs a good darning. Darn you, sock!"

    Guybrush: Why do you keep shouting at me?
    Elaine: I'M NOT SHOUTING, I'M PROJECTING!

    "So can I call you D'Oro the Explorer?" (is punched by poxed hand)

    "Is this thing sloshing? Four words you don't want to hear when you pick up a coffin."

    "This'll be a snap. A snap. A sn- ow!"

    "I wonder what kind of unholy sacrifices were performed on this altar?" (runs finger along stone and tastes it) "Hmm. Tastes like chicken."

    De Singe's unnecessarily long names for the junk in his lab.

    Bothering LeChuck with questions at any time during his voodoo ritual.

    "What th- you put a little sword with an olive in my grogatini? I hate those things!"
  • frenchdorkfrenchdork
    edited July 2009
    Murray?
    :D
  • Mad MaryMad Mary
    edited July 2009
    "...I'll need dynamite, a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle, ..."
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