You quickly run out of the cave, going down the jungle road, but soon stump on some rocks and branches on the ground and fall...
After you've been unconscious, you wake up but realize that you are being held in a some kind of a room. There is unusual smell in the air that is a mixture of the fresh water and wind coming from the round window and a smell of gunpowder. Its dark in here, and the moon is unusually bright at this night. Where am I?
There is an open round window to your left, and one noticeable exit with a trapdoor that goes up the wooden stairs in front of you. There is some rope at the floor, and a couple of crates. Out of moonlight, you could tell the inscription on one of them. It says - "Stan's Previously-Owned Rootbeers".
You clamber out the window and onto a mysterious looking garden path. A building with an open round window is to the East.
Your lantern has run out of oil. It is near pitch black in all directions, save the interior lights of building you just left. You hear the chattering of monkeys to the north, to the south there is a dim throbbing light.
You Drink the Grog, on the bar before you there is a copy of the Keelhauler. The Headline reads "Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate strikes again. You wish you could be as awesome as Guybrush.
>Read Paper
Are you Serious with that amount of Grog in you, your only choices are to pass out in a pool of your own gastric Juices or to go Wenching.
>Go Wenching.
You stand from the Barstool, Inspired by Threepwood's Piratey ways. You start to declare "I'm GOING WEN..." Then you pass out in a pool of your own Gastric Juices.
When you wake up, you can hear the sounds of Rollercoasters and Monkeys.
You decide to go back and climb onto the small window and enter the room you've just left and search for some oil. While you were opening the crates, suddenly you hear a loud cranks and feel the moving under your feet. It wasn't long that you realized that this is actually the ship cargo hold. You could hear some voices and footsteps above.
You Drink the Grog, on the bar before you there is a copy of the Keelhauler. The Headline reads "Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate strikes again. You wish you could be as awesome as Guybrush.
>Read Paper
Are you Serious with that amount of Grog in you, your only choices are to pass out in a pool of your own gastric Juices or to go Wenching.
>Go Wenching.
You stand from the Barstool, Inspired by Threepwood's Piratey ways. You start to declare "I'm GOING WEN..." Then you pass out in a pool of your own Gastric Juices.
When you wake up, you can hear the sounds of Rollercoasters and Monkeys.
> look around
You have awoken within the confines of the garden path again. Apparently the bouncer at the tavern doesn't take kindly to lightweight swashbucklers. He's tossed your limp body into a muddy ditch, where you have crushed a flower patch underneath your hopelessly intoxicated mass.
It is near pitch black in all directions, save the interior lights of building you just left. You hear the chattering of monkeys to the north, to the south there is a dim throbbing light.
>head north
"I can't see a thing out there! My lantern has dwindled to a low burn. Anything beyond that tavern over there would be, er, too dangerous even for this mighty pirate."
A feeble attempt at cutting the rope has finally yielded a small frayed segment, about 3 inches in length.
> use small rope with lantern
Success! The nearly-extinguished lantern has now roared back to life, burning with the light of your makeshift candle wick.
I'll now let someone new continue the adventure. Don't wanna take too many turns at once. :P I think someone besides me and VanHelgen should pick it up from here.
You take strong shake on the bottle and play it on a lantern when it suddenly explodes along with the explosive barrels you were sitting on.
Well, Guybrush, you should know that the real pirates don't mess with a deodorant bottles. Game Over. You scored 5 points and achieved the rank of the Windbag.
It is near pitch black in all directions, save the interior lights of building you just left. You hear the chattering of monkeys to the north, to the south there is a dim throbbing light.
> go building
> sit on barrel
You don't wanna sit on THAT barrel again, don't you? Besides, no time to rest, the ship will leave the harbour any moment now.
You take strong shake on the bottle and play it on a lantern when it suddenly explodes along with the explosive barrels you were sitting on.
Well, Guybrush, you should know that the real pirates don't mess with a deodorant bottles. Game Over. You scored 5 points and achieved the rank of the Windbag.
It is near pitch black in all directions, save the interior lights of building you just left. You hear the chattering of monkeys to the north, to the south there is a dim throbbing light.
> go building
> sit on barrel
You don't wanna sit on THAT barrel again, don't you? Besides, no time to rest, the ship will leave the harbour any moment now.
Comments
You are in a room with a three headed Monkey
>Drink Grog
You drink the grog.
You are in a room with 2 6 headed Monkeys...
So whats this thread about?
> Drink Some More Grog
The two 6 headed monkeys are dancing and swirling around. Out of terror, you quickly drink some more grog. Oh, no, the 3 nine-headed monkeys
After you've been unconscious, you wake up but realize that you are being held in a some kind of a room. There is unusual smell in the air that is a mixture of the fresh water and wind coming from the round window and a smell of gunpowder. Its dark in here, and the moon is unusually bright at this night. Where am I?
There is an open round window to your left, and one noticeable exit with a trapdoor that goes up the wooden stairs in front of you. There is some rope at the floor, and a couple of crates. Out of moonlight, you could tell the inscription on one of them. It says - "Stan's Previously-Owned Rootbeers".
You clamber out the window and onto a mysterious looking garden path. A building with an open round window is to the East.
Your lantern has run out of oil. It is near pitch black in all directions, save the interior lights of building you just left. You hear the chattering of monkeys to the north, to the south there is a dim throbbing light.
You Drink the Grog, on the bar before you there is a copy of the Keelhauler. The Headline reads "Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate strikes again. You wish you could be as awesome as Guybrush.
>Read Paper
Are you Serious with that amount of Grog in you, your only choices are to pass out in a pool of your own gastric Juices or to go Wenching.
>Go Wenching.
You stand from the Barstool, Inspired by Threepwood's Piratey ways. You start to declare "I'm GOING WEN..." Then you pass out in a pool of your own Gastric Juices.
When you wake up, you can hear the sounds of Rollercoasters and Monkeys.
You decide to go back and climb onto the small window and enter the room you've just left and search for some oil. While you were opening the crates, suddenly you hear a loud cranks and feel the moving under your feet. It wasn't long that you realized that this is actually the ship cargo hold. You could hear some voices and footsteps above.
You have awoken within the confines of the garden path again. Apparently the bouncer at the tavern doesn't take kindly to lightweight swashbucklers. He's tossed your limp body into a muddy ditch, where you have crushed a flower patch underneath your hopelessly intoxicated mass.
It is near pitch black in all directions, save the interior lights of building you just left. You hear the chattering of monkeys to the north, to the south there is a dim throbbing light.
>head north
"I can't see a thing out there! My lantern has dwindled to a low burn. Anything beyond that tavern over there would be, er, too dangerous even for this mighty pirate."
dwindling lantern
rope
sharp, broken twig
bottomless mug of grog
stick of Landlubber's Deodorant
apple
"I don't wanna burn up this tiny little twig. On an island full of pirates, you never know when a pointy object can come in handy."
> use lantern on rope
"Hmm. This rope won't fit inside the lantern."
> use lantern on deodorant
"This doesn't need deodorizing. I wish I could say the same for that bouncer."
A feeble attempt at cutting the rope has finally yielded a small frayed segment, about 3 inches in length.
> use small rope with lantern
Success! The nearly-extinguished lantern has now roared back to life, burning with the light of your makeshift candle wick.
I'll now let someone new continue the adventure. Don't wanna take too many turns at once. :P I think someone besides me and VanHelgen should pick it up from here.
You take strong shake on the bottle and play it on a lantern when it suddenly explodes along with the explosive barrels you were sitting on.
Well, Guybrush, you should know that the real pirates don't mess with a deodorant bottles. Game Over. You scored 5 points and achieved the rank of the Windbag.
It is near pitch black in all directions, save the interior lights of building you just left. You hear the chattering of monkeys to the north, to the south there is a dim throbbing light.
> go building
> sit on barrel
You don't wanna sit on THAT barrel again, don't you? Besides, no time to rest, the ship will leave the harbour any moment now.
>Go to ship.
The ship has already left!