What will Stan sell next?

Okay, we've already caught that he's had a used map store. And since he doesn't seem to stick with any given franchise for long, what do you think Stan will be selling next? (Serious answers accepted, yet frowned upon and mocked like the silly little school children they are. j/k Go ahead, if you must.)

Here are some of my ideas.
1) Stan's Used Pagan Deities of Ultimate Protection
2) Stan's Used Businesses for Selling Used Items (You know he's got to be doing something with them once he moves on!)
3) Stan's Used but not Used Up Kleenexes
4) Stan's Used Up Minor Villains (Half off Brady Culture-- just can't get rid of him).

And last but not least

5) Stan's Used Jockstraps.

Comments

  • edited July 2009
    well we all know we was last seen selling maps. i think in later episodes he will be sellin Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Men
  • edited July 2009
    Refer to this thread :D
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