Now my thinking behind this is as follows: If one unstoppable force of awesomeness (Monkey Island) collides with another (Monty Python) what would be the result?
Fifty years I be butlering at the mansion, and nary any trouble 'til he shown up! Clown glop everywhere, an' rhino poop, an' gopher carcasses as far as the eye c'n see. I'll remember the malfeaser's name 'til the day I die: Orrin Thacker!
Sure, I'll be disqualified for going over the 25-word limit (that'll teach me to not read the rules first), but you should all be rebels and vote for it anyway, thus sticking it to The Man. And we all know how much The Man richly deserves a good sticking to.
"Yargh, he stole my identity and bought 30 pints o' grog, subscribed to boring local newspapers, and the worst part is I keep getting sent these useless rubber chickens!"
P.S. I just checked again... I guess there was. Was in the fine print. Damn. Wish I could have another shot. Thought it was just meant to be something totally "random" and MI-like.
Here's mine. (clears throat):
He stole my ship for what he called "A quest for love and vengeance." When it was FINALLY returned to me, it was full of monkeys and smelt of burnt cinnamon. Do you know how hard it is to get the smell of burnt cinnamon out of the sails. And don't get me started with what the monkeys did to the poop-deck. http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/799
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"He rendered me incapable of telling the truth!"
You gotta watch your step with Guybrush Threepwood, otherwise he might steal it.
Now my thinking behind this is as follows: If one unstoppable force of awesomeness (Monkey Island) collides with another (Monty Python) what would be the result?
Current Hypothesis: THE UNIVERSE WILL EXPLODE.
So, in the interests of science, -Please vote here.-
Thank you.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/525
Great Succes!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/538
Sure, I'll be disqualified for going over the 25-word limit (that'll teach me to not read the rules first), but you should all be rebels and vote for it anyway, thus sticking it to The Man. And we all know how much The Man richly deserves a good sticking to.
I signed up just to post in this thread, so you would have this great opportunity to vote for me.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/644
"He buckled my swash... incorrectly!"
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/673
I would've come up with something better but I didn't know you could only enter once!
This contest will be tough to get votes in, because each pirate only votes for hisself.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/665
Vote for mine because its extra Piratey!
He sacrificed my hogs to his pagan monkey gods!
Awwh, well, we used to be good, good friends until about nine years ago... I haven't really seen him since!
Vote Here
http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/704
P.S. I just checked again... I guess there was. Was in the fine print. Damn. Wish I could have another shot. Thought it was just meant to be something totally "random" and MI-like.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/710
Vote you sexy gorgeous people, I'll be your best friend!
He made me lose the game... gar I lost it again! And again! And a... tis a bad day for me...
In memory of the all powerful demonic skull Murray.
Please vote here if you like delicious cake.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/775
Am I talking about a tux or an actual monkey costume? You, the viewer decide!
Here is my line for the contests:
guess you must be an old school MI fan to get it but i like it...argh!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/776
Please vote.
GL to all
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/785
He stole my ship for what he called "A quest for love and vengeance." When it was FINALLY returned to me, it was full of monkeys and smelt of burnt cinnamon. Do you know how hard it is to get the smell of burnt cinnamon out of the sails. And don't get me started with what the monkeys did to the poop-deck.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/799
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/802
Dangit, I just lost the game.
I want to hear Murray sat this line:p
"Me pagaron por solo 8 palabras en español"
or in english:
"They paid me only for 8 words in spanish"
I want to see this guybrush trying to speak in spanish :P
He stole several unrelated yet beloved items and then combined them in a way that was useful to him but worthless to me.
"He made me mute! ... but I got better!"
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/854