What was the best line of dialogue in the game?
RODRIK: Fuck your soldiers, and fuck you too.
RODRIK: It's time someone brought Gryff down.
RODRIK: The gate will fall without one of us holding it. One of us has to stay.
ASHER: You just made a huge mistake.
ASHER: Remind me, what's this fat fucker's name?
GARED: The wall's a dangerous place, people slip off all the time.
GARED: YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FOR WHAT YOU DID!
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Gared: You like to fuck potatoes?
"I WILL HAVE ORDER! Or I will have heads."
Rodrik: "You might be right, about all of it, but I'M STILL THE LAST LORD STANDING!
Asher: "FIGHT WITH ME, AND IT WON'T JUST BE FOR SPORT, YOU'LL FIGHT FOR A HIGHER PURPOSE, TO SAVE INNOCENTS, AND MURDER THE GUILTY!"
Mira: "You will never have Ironrath. And you will never have me. I'd rather die."
Gared: "Take your sword, when you die, you'll know you weren't good enough!"
Cared: who doesn't like bacon?
Finn: Cotter the Potato-Fucker
You fuck potatoes?
Not exactly a line, but the moment when the Forrester soldiers see Rodrik arrive during Ironrath's downfall in THE ICE DRAGON and begin crying out "Rodrik! It's Rodrik!!" was a favorite of mine. You could almost feel the morale of the troops go supernova at the sight of Rodrik. Even if Ironrath was overrun in the end, it's such a terrific fist-pumping scene in a franchise that's infamous for trying to find new ways to punch you in the gut.
"Our Lord is here! Rally to your Lord!"
It's also such a satisfying, triumphant moment when Amaya shouts:
TO RODRIK!
And he watches as the pit fighters flock to his side.