What was the best line of dialogue in the game?

RODRIK: Fuck your soldiers, and fuck you too.
RODRIK: It's time someone brought Gryff down.
RODRIK: The gate will fall without one of us holding it. One of us has to stay.
ASHER: You just made a huge mistake.
ASHER: Remind me, what's this fat fucker's name?
GARED: The wall's a dangerous place, people slip off all the time.
GARED: YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FOR WHAT YOU DID!

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  • Gared: You like to fuck potatoes?

  • "I WILL HAVE ORDER! Or I will have heads."

    • Rodrik Forrester: "You know what they did to me at the twins? Shred my face, put their swords through me, tried to smash my skull open, but they couldn't kill me, and you're not the man to finish the job!"
    • Gared Tuttle: "My family back home's counting on me to put things right, and I mean to do it. Vows aren't going to stop me"
    • Mira Forrester: "Your family needs you, nothing else matters. I'd do whatever it takes to survive!"
    • Asher Forrester: "My father never trained me to be a lord. This was supposed to be Rodrik's sword! But I was trained to fight and by the gods I'll defend my father's House to the last breath. House Forrester will prevail this day!"
    • Ethan Forrester: "Do you think this is easy? I'm the third born son. Father never prepared me for this. I'm doing the best I can!"
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    • Rodrik: "You might be right, about all of it, but I'M STILL THE LAST LORD STANDING!

    • Asher: "FIGHT WITH ME, AND IT WON'T JUST BE FOR SPORT, YOU'LL FIGHT FOR A HIGHER PURPOSE, TO SAVE INNOCENTS, AND MURDER THE GUILTY!"

    • Mira: "You will never have Ironrath. And you will never have me. I'd rather die."

    • Gared: "Take your sword, when you die, you'll know you weren't good enough!"

  • Cared: who doesn't like bacon?

    Finn: Cotter the Potato-Fucker

    • Rodrik: Prepare the horses, were going to war
    • Gared: My family back home is counting on me, vows aren't going to stop me
    • Asher: FIGHT BY MY SIDE AND YOU WILL HAVE GOLD AND GLORY
  • You fuck potatoes?

  • Not exactly a line, but the moment when the Forrester soldiers see Rodrik arrive during Ironrath's downfall in THE ICE DRAGON and begin crying out "Rodrik! It's Rodrik!!" was a favorite of mine. You could almost feel the morale of the troops go supernova at the sight of Rodrik. Even if Ironrath was overrun in the end, it's such a terrific fist-pumping scene in a franchise that's infamous for trying to find new ways to punch you in the gut.

  • "Our Lord is here! Rally to your Lord!"

    Not exactly a line, but the moment when the Forrester soldiers see Rodrik arrive during Ironrath's downfall in THE ICE DRAGON and begin cryi

  • It's also such a satisfying, triumphant moment when Amaya shouts:

    TO RODRIK!

    And he watches as the pit fighters flock to his side.

    Blockb0ys posted: »

    "Our Lord is here! Rally to your Lord!"

    • Gared: "You fuck potatoes?"
    • Rodrik: "Fuck you, Ludd!"
    • Asher: (This one may be incorrect.) "Just... Not my good side." With his Asher-Fucking-Grin.
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