Explain the joke

edited September 2009 in Tales of Monkey Island
Could someone please explain the joke: when Guybrush looks at the altar and says:
That golden sea turtle left quite an impression on this stone!
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

I can only guess that it is some kind of a known punchline, but could you please be so helpful to explain to a non-original speaker
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  • edited August 2009
    I think it's not much of a joke, more like the fact that the golden turtle artifact left its shape on the stone altar, or in other words, its impression.
  • edited August 2009
    Impression has two meanings:
    - Impression - It made a turtle-shaped hole in the altar. It's like impressions in stone:
    Skamieliny_s.jpg
    - Other meaning: It impressed the stone. Like: 0:45
  • edited August 2009
    it's just a hint for another puzzle that comes later
  • edited August 2009
    Dark Byte wrote: »
    it's just a hint for another puzzle that comes later

    no, it's fine with impression. But why the "thank you thank you, i'll be here all week"

    i'm puzzled. It's not that i'm bad in engilsh, i just don't see the logic
  • edited August 2009
    Impression here has a double-meaning. You're all looking at the literal; that it left an impression of it's shape into the altar (except Novotnus; he got it).

    However, the line also refers to the common usage of impression as an emotional perception, as in "leaving a good impression on someone," or "I left a good first impression." It would be like saying, "That altar was really impressed by the turtle."

    Given that, Guybrush's line "I'll be here all week!" is a reference to something stand-up comedians sometimes say. It would be kind of like it they had inserted a sound effect of a rimshot (for those who don't know, a rimshot is a double beat on a drum followed by a cymbal, often done after a joke).

    So no, it's not just a hint (I mean, it is a hint, but there is a joke there as well).
  • edited August 2009
    Or, to sound it out: ba-dum tish!
  • edited August 2009
    He's making a bad joke and recognizing it.
  • edited August 2009
    pun (pŭn)
    n. A play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words.

    ^More official way of explaining what the other guys replied with.
  • edited August 2009
    PariahKing wrote: »
    He's making a bad joke and recognizing it.

    Yeah, they wrote this knowing that the joke didn't really work (because saying that the altar was impressed doesn't really work - there's a double meaning but only one of them fits the scenario so it's not really funny, just cheesy), so they added "thankyou, i'll be here all week" as a kind of parody of/homage to crappy, cheesy humour. "Thankyou, I'll be here all week" is a common phrase derived from when a comedian performs at the same club/venue for a whole week. It basically means "I'm acknowledging that this was a joke (usually not a good one)".
  • edited August 2009
    Yup, thanks everyone. Despite having had 11 on my EALTS, that moment really puzzled me.

    Another non-english-speaker-mindbreaker. What is the meaning of Guybrushes "Timm-boing" phrase?
  • edited August 2009
    "Timber!" is what would commonly be shouted when someone is about to chop down a tree, as a warning so to speak. It's a joke because he replaces the end of the word with 'boing!' mimicking the sound rubber/something bouncing would make, which is relevant to the chopping down a rubber tree etc.

    ...Get it? :<
  • edited August 2009
    "Timber!" is what would commonly be shouted when someone is about to chop down a tree, as a warning so to speak. It's a joke because he replaces the end of the word with 'boing!' mimicking the sound rubber/something bouncing would make, which is relevant to the chopping down a rubber tree etc.

    ...Get it? :<

    yup, now that you've explained, that looks easier ). many thankx
  • edited August 2009
    And what about the joke with the nice cans?
    Can someone explain it to me please?
  • edited August 2009
    Nice cans:

    sm_metal_cans_lg.jpg

    Some other nice cans:

    bra-3.s600x600.jpg
  • edited August 2009
    :confused:Was that really necessary? Where's the moderator here?
  • edited August 2009
    What's wrong with this? It's a good-looking woman. She's not naked. You can see something like that on any beach. And something similar on every street when it's hot. Don't see anything wrong about it.
  • edited August 2009
    :confused:Was that really necessary? Where's the moderator here?

    Man, how old are you? 14?
  • edited August 2009
    The age isn't the point here... any 14 year old BOY would be glad to get a good look at cans... :D
  • LozLoz
    edited August 2009
    Cans = containers / slang for breasts. Simple.
  • edited August 2009
    :confused:Was that really necessary? Where's the moderator here?

    Your kids obviously already are seeing and hearing all these things already, based upon your posts about how they already get all the innuendo. The cat's already out of the bag, my friend. Maybe you should go raid their mattress right now.

    edit: oh, a tip for you, don't subscribe to any newspapers because the lingerie ads show a lot more than that pic.
  • edited August 2009
    :confused:Was that really necessary? Where's the moderator here?

    Come'on there's nothing wrong with a six shiny can picture !
  • edited August 2009
    Novotnus wrote: »
    Nice cans:

    sm_metal_cans_lg.jpg

    Some other nice cans:

    bra-3.s600x600.jpg

    Aaah weak... I will inform the moderator about this!!! It's ridiculous that's she still wearing her bra!


    //Excuse me for this weak attempt for a joke :P I can't help it...
  • edited August 2009
    mizar wrote: »
    Come'on there's nothing wrong with a six shiny can picture !
    Eight, not six.
  • edited August 2009
    Novotnus wrote: »
    Nice cans:

    Some other nice cans:

    The last 2 cans > The first 6 cans
  • edited August 2009
    :confused:Was that really necessary? Where's the moderator here?

    Here's one!
  • edited August 2009
    And what will he do?
  • edited August 2009
    And what will he do?

    Enjoy the scenery?
  • edited August 2009
    :confused:Was that really necessary?

    Yes.
  • LozLoz
    edited August 2009
    :confused:Was that really necessary? Where's the moderator here?

    Excuse me, breasts are always necessary :p
  • edited August 2009
    thats indeed some nice cans :D
  • edited August 2009
    nice_cans_vitamin_water.jpg
  • edited August 2009
    wow more nice cans :D :eek:
  • JakeJake Telltale Alumni
    edited August 2009
    Eagle wrote: »
    Aaah weak... I will inform the moderator about this!!! It's ridiculous that's she still wearing her bra!


    //Excuse me for this weak attempt for a joke :P I can't help it...

    You'll be here all week.
  • edited September 2009
    What scares me most is that if it was a picture of somebody in a film having their arm cut off, I doubt anybody would notice. But a picture like that without even any nudity is suddenly inappropriate? Good heavens!

    Consider the arm being chopped off picture with the posted picture. Which is more likely to result in a small child having nightmares? If you say the posted picture i'm.... well, i was going to say scared but quite frankly.... i'm terrified.
  • edited September 2009
    PariahKing wrote: »
    He's making a bad joke and recognizing it.

    Yeah.. that must be it. Only a drumroll is missing.. ;)
  • edited September 2009
    Pale Man wrote: »
    Somebody has top make a GrogXD spoof of this.
  • edited September 2009
    Gus314 wrote: »
    What scares me most is that if it was a picture of somebody in a film having their arm cut off, I doubt anybody would notice. But a picture like that without even any nudity is suddenly inappropriate? Good heavens!

    Consider the arm being chopped off picture with the posted picture. Which is more likely to result in a small child having nightmares? If you say the posted picture i'm.... well, i was going to say scared but quite frankly.... i'm terrified.

    If somebody posted a gory arm-cut-ff picture in this forum like you describe, I for one would be all "eww, what'd you post that for." Unless they had a good reason to post it.
  • edited September 2009
    LuigiHann wrote: »
    Unless they had a good reason to post it.

    *Goes to create a tribute thread for "A Farewell to Arms"*
  • edited September 2009
    ShaggE wrote: »
    *Goes to create a tribute thread for "A Farewell to Arms"*

    Farewell to Arms
    (sorry...)
  • edited September 2009
    Bahaha, that's hilarious. I miss my Magic-collecting days... the jokes were more entertaining than the game itself.
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