*My idea* Marvel's Deadpool: The Video game
NOTE: This is not official! This is my own pitch for a Deadpool game.
[Outside a bank]
Deadpool: Oh, hey epic gamers! Welcome to deadpool the epic gaming win of a game!
[Explosions can be heard in the background and gunshots]
Deadpool: Welp, gotta see what stupid ass motherfucker decided to blast some other stupid ass motherfuckers! C'mon I'll take you with me!
[Wolverine can be seen in the background stabbing crooks, blood can be seen]
Wolverine: You gotta be kidding me, your just gonna fuck around and not help?
Deadpool: You'd bet your big wolf claws, I am!
[A gunman runs towards Deadpool and holds a gun to his head.]
Gunman: Say one word, And I'll blast that nonexistent brain right outta that numb skull of yours!
[Deadpool pulls out his katana and slices the gunman's head off']
Deadpool: Awwww yeah, that's how ye' get er' done!
[After they killed the terrorists, the police show up and arrest deadpool]
Police #1: Hey you, you have the right to remain silent.
Deadpool: Don't I have the right to talk too?
Police #1: Hey, what did I just say?
Deadpool: Aren't policemen supposed to be nice to ruthless men like me?
Police #1: Say one more damn word, I don't wanna shoot you but I will if I have to.
[Deadpool jumps up from the ground and shoots the police]
Deadpool: Go suck a fucking egg.
[Deadpool then runs from the scene, Wolverine follows him. Police Sirens can be heard.
[Deadpool and Wolverine both talking at the bar]
Wolverine: What the hell was that, wade?
Deadpool: What was what? That epic headshot?
Wolverine: What the fuck, you got issues.
Deadpool: Ehhhh, who gives a fuck?
Wolverine: Why the fuck do I have to be here.
Deadpool: Cuz' why not?
[A giant man in all black walks towards them and looks at the two]
Giant: You two, I've seen you before.
Deadpool: Lemme guess, you want a autograph and a selfie?
Wolverine: Wade, stop it right now.
Giant: Wade is it, this is a serious matter.
Wolverine: You seem eerie, reveal yourself.
Giant: If you'd follow me, i'll show you.
Deadpool: Fine, but you owe me a chimichanga!
[Deadpool and Wolverine are brought to a lab]
Giant: Ok, I'll reveal myself.
[The giant takes the hood off, and is revealed to be the juggernaut]
Deadpool: Oh hell no, it's you!
Juggernaut: Hell yeah, it's me.
Deadpool: Bitch, lets duke it out!
Wolverine: Quit it, you're drunk!
[Deadpool doesn't listen, and takes out his katanas]
Juggernaut: Time to die!
Deadpool: Whatever, you stupid piece of shit!
[Deadpool runs toward juggernaut but then rolls under him and shoots him in the crotch]
Deadpool: Crotch shot!
Wolverine: Dammit wade, this is practically suicide!
[Juggernaut see's wolverine and breaks his back.
Wolverine: Shit, now I've gotta regenerate.
Deadpool: Quit your damn whining!
[Deadpool shoots a hole through the juggernaut's mask and a bullet hits the juggernaut's head and pierces it]
Juggernaut: Fuck, first the x-men and now this goddamn hippy in a red suit!
[A large boom is heard, indicating there is an explosion.]
[the camera pans to outside the lab, where FBI and Swat vehicles are parked.]
FBI Director: Okay, we've got em blocked.
Swat officer: Okay, we're headed for them.
[Deadpool and Wolverine hear the swat bust down the door]
FBI director: It's the F.B.I, show yourselves!
Deadpool: Ooooh, shit!
[Wolverine stabs The Juggernaut in the stomach with his claws, and The Juggernaut dies]
Wolverine: Oh god, get into regular clothes right now!
Deadpool: O-okay, odd but okay.
Wolverine: Ehhh, who are you to judge?
[Suddenly the doors bust open, and multiple officers show up and the FBI, and the SWAT team shoot at the two.]
Deadpool: Damn, if only some super strong hero showed up and helped us.
Wolverine: Don't count on it, bub.
[They dodge and jump over the bullets]
Police Officer 2: Hey you, you're the one who killed bob!
[Suddenly, A red figure appears. Killing all of the police men, FBI units, And SWAT. He then stands in front of them]
[The Camera goes to the floor, where bloodshed is shown on the ground. Along with dead men who've been stabbed]
[The red figure is revealed to be, Spider-Man,]
Spider-Man: Sup guys?
Deadpool: Hey, you copycat! I'm supposed to kill people in a red outfit!
Spider-Man: Welp, you know what they say: Imitation is the best form of flattery.
[Wolverine runs off, bored with the situation.]
[Scientists can be seen walking, with a cage in their hands. Two animals are in it. A raccoon and A otter]
Deadpool: Let's head out. Seriously.
Note: give me feedback, and I'm planning on adding more to the excerpt from my script.
What did you think of the second part?
Comments
Wtf bro
wut.
Masterpiece.
XD, I'll release more excerpts and revise the first part.
Anything with deadpool is an epic gamer win
True dat.